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sleepy*
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September 10, 2013 2:34pm UTC

things that will always sound sarcastic
• good for you
• thanks a lot
• yeah right
• nice to know
• wow
• way to go
• totally
• ok buddy

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bye*
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September 8, 2013 6:58pm UTC

if you think you are unattractive just remember you look like your ancestors and hey all of them got laid

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BlackButterflies
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September 7, 2013 1:11am UTC

yeah, guns don't kill people, but they make it a hell of a lot easier for people to kill other people.

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Hale_Storm18
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September 4, 2013 9:34pm UTC

if someone treats you like crap, just remember, there is something wrong with them. not you. normal people don't go around destroying other human beings. jkrgbtjkbgh

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elephants_are_cool*
posted a quote
September 6, 2013 4:22pm UTC

They'll hate you if
you're pretty.
They'll hate you if
you're not.
They'll hate you for what
you' lack
And they'll hate you for what
you've got.

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CookieMonster09*
posted a quote
September 7, 2013 4:16pm UTC

*piano starts*
me: i'm not doing it
*piano goes on*
me: i'm not doing it for goodness sake!
*piano continues*
me: urgh, if you'll think this will hap-MAKING ME WAY DOWNTOWN, WALKING FAST, FACES PASS AND I'M HOME BOUND

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*Elena;~ ♥*
posted a quote
September 7, 2013 9:37am UTC

"that's so gay"
*macklemore gasps in the distance*

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Amenah
posted a quote
September 7, 2013 11:31am UTC

So there's this guy.
His voice gets softer when he talks to me.
He holds the door open for me while while we're having a conversation.
When I'm in the way, he gently puts his hands on my waist so he can pass.
We have a ton of inside jokes and he always gives me such wide grins.
He winks at me when he passes me in the corridor.
When I start telling him a story, he gives me his undivided attention.
Sounds great, doesn't it? There's just one problem.
He's like that with all the other girls, too. ~

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* . ~ serena ~ . *
posted a quote
September 12, 2013 6:36am UTC

Did you ever notice that "OK" is a sideways stickman..?

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MyWittyProfile
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August 18, 2013 10:34pm UTC

*insert funny quote from tumblr here*

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MyWittyProfile
posted a quote
July 26, 2013 4:27pm UTC

LOWER CASE LETTERS
ARE
FOR THE
LOWER
CLASS

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sugarfreak
posted a quote
May 23, 2013 3:41am UTC

For you, I was a chapter
***
For me, you were the book ~

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yourcool
posted a quote
March 12, 2013 1:05am UTC

how the hell do some girls get boyfriends
so easily, like do you just create them in your basement or what

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jimmy365
posted a quote
February 17, 2013 8:13pm UTC

"go fetch!"
i say to my
dog as I throw a
stick. he
stares at me
blankly for a few
seconds. i
encourage him to
fetch again. he
looks me
dead in the
eye and says
“stop trying to make
fetch happen”
then walks away
f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5

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yourcool
posted a quote
March 12, 2013 1:24am UTC

what's the point of blurring out
the middle finger on tv, like ooooh you have fooled me so hard, what's behind all that blur? is it an umbrella? an elephant? a young bill cosby?

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CaitlinAtTheDisco*
posted a quote
April 4, 2013 7:32pm UTC

Today,
I got my first instagram hate.
You wanna know what I woke up to?
'kill yourself'
And you know what I did?
I laughed and ate a pretzel

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yourcool
posted a quote
February 4, 2013 4:18pm UTC

my music taste goes from
ghetto black girl to depressing white girl.

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yourcool
posted a quote
March 17, 2013 5:19pm UTC

i'm gonna take a picture of my firstborn
and use an age progression software to figure out what he'll look like when he's 18. then i'm going to frame the picture in our house so that he'll see it as he's growing up.when he eventually realizes that it's a picture of him, i'm going to try to convice him that he's a time traveler.

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yourcool
posted a quote
March 19, 2013 7:46pm UTC

do you ever become friends with someone
and then you get to know them and it's like, no wait, i don't like you. can we stop this friendship thing.

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caiti15
posted a quote
April 12, 2013 10:41pm UTC

can't i just skip to the happily ever after?

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