Best Women Quotes Today

Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
October 9, 2013 7:37pm UTC

I find it hilarious how the stereotype is that women are more likely to faint at the sight of blood than men. Like, do you know what happens each month?

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carson5482
posted a quote
May 7, 2013 7:34pm UTC

Women give birth.
We would literally have the power to end the human race,
if we all decided in unison to boycott humanity.
So boys, you better start treating your girls right.
You have no clue who you're f/cking with.

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iLL-Legal Alien👽*
posted a quote
November 23, 2013 7:54pm UTC

"Whatever you give a woman, she will
make greater.
If you give her sp.erm, she'll give you
a baby ;
If you give her a house, she will
give you a home ;
If you give her groceries, she'll give
you a meal ;
If you give her a smile, she'll give you her
heart.
She multiplies and enlarges what is given to
her ; so if you give her any cr.ap,
be prepared to get a ton
of sh.t. "

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Rajsonkar
posted a quote
June 27, 2013 12:15am UTC

Chess says everything about men and women. The king can take only one step at a time while queen can do whatever she feels like

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Rajsonkar
posted a quote
June 29, 2013 1:45pm UTC

Women are like Fruits...
Every one has its unique colour,shape, aroma and taste....
Problem is with men...! They want FRUIT SALAD..!!

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sarahmarlowXxx
posted a quote
March 22, 2013 6:59pm UTC

You can tell a lot about a woman's mood from
her hands
For example if she is holding a gun she is probably angry.

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capsized*
posted a quote
June 8, 2013 1:00am UTC

MEN SOCAILIZE
by insulting each other, but they don't really mean it.
Women socialize by complimenting each other,
and they don't really mean it.

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AnInsecureGirl
posted a quote
August 3, 2013 6:07pm UTC

The funny thing is, women like us don't
shoot
We swallow pills...
Still wanting to be beautiful at the morgue.
nmf

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*crybaby*
posted a quote
February 28, 2014 7:49pm UTC

so in her lifetime, a woman can lose about ten gallons of blood through her period.
that's enough blood loss to die twenty times
women are metal as fùck.

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LoveYourOwnWay
posted a quote
March 2, 2013 9:23am UTC

Men are like Bluetooth:
They are connected to you when you are nearby, but searches for other devices when you are away...
Women are like Wi-Fi:
She sees all available devices, but connects to the strongest one.

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WeAreTheBoys
posted a quote
April 30, 2013 6:54pm UTC

I should be a waste collector.
Apparently I'm really good at picking up trash.

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Vinita*
posted a quote
May 21, 2014 7:47pm UTC

When someone's finger is gently resting beneath the switch that turns you bitc.h mode on

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Serotonin
posted a quote
February 16, 2013 9:04am UTC

She is clothed in strength and dignity
and she laughs without fear of the future
Proverb 31:25

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FreakingPip*
posted a quote
August 4, 2014 8:05pm UTC

"Feminazi"
because wanting gender equality is exactly like committing mass genocide

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
April 24, 2013 2:36pm UTC

Not body positivity: Shaming thin women
Not body positivity: Promoting curvy as the ideal body type as "real" and "what men want"
Not body positivity: Shaming a woman for wanting to lose weight
Not body positivity: Shaming a woman for losing weight
Not body positivity: Shaming a woman for gaining weight
Not body positivity: Shaming or excluding any body type under the sun

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Ninja918
posted a quote
November 19, 2013 7:09pm UTC

If women ruled the world there would be no wars....
Just a bunch of countries not talking to each other.

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Raeleen (: *
posted a quote
September 19, 2013 12:20pm UTC

•Its okay for you to like skinny girls
•Its okay for you to like skinny girls with big boobs and a butt
•Its okay for you to like curvy girls
•Its okay for you to like heavier girls
•Its okay to like thighs or thigh gaps and big boobs or small boobs and big butts or little butts
•Whats NOT OKAY is telling a women that she isn't beautiful or sexy because she doesn't meet your personal body type preferences

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CharliesTheName
posted a quote
July 20, 2013 5:32pm UTC

The Office
Andy: I mean, for the record, I prefer women.
Andy: But, off the record, I'm kinda confused...

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cujo*
posted a quote
September 29, 2013 4:36am UTC

so the other day i overheard a couple of ladies talking (i know i shouldnt have but they were loud) it was one conversation i probably will never forget bc it was so so— ??? i can't even put into words how i feel, anyway this is how it went:
woman #1: wow, she is so beautiful
woman #2: i wonder what kind of problems she would ever have
woman #1: she probably doesn't understand what pain is
woman #3: she has a perfect life, why would she know pain
woman #2: if only she had my life
[then they went silent and then they burst into their inner hyena giggles]
um, what had i just heard? what kind of conversation was that??? the girl heard it too and you don't wanna know how disgusted she was. can i just say i wanted to destroy those women with her? god, why can't they just think she's beautiful and leave it at that? why curse her too?! how dumb are humans? *insert confused jackie chan meme*

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1mrsseguin9
posted a quote
March 23, 2014 9:56am UTC

Why is it that when we see an animal's ribs, collar bones, or hip bones we think it's sad and abusive, but when we see women's ribs, collar bones, and hip bones it's considered beautiful?

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