Best Women Quotes Today

GRACEROCKS
posted a quote
May 12, 2013 9:51pm UTC

Three women are about to be executed. One's a brunette, one's a redhead, and one's a blonde.
Two guards brings the brunette forward, and the executioner asks if she has any last requests. She says no, and the executioner shouts, "Ready . . . Aim . . ."
Suddenly the brunette yells, "Earthquake!!" Everyone is startled and looks around. She manages to escape.
The angry guards then bring the redhead forward, and the executioner asks if she has any last requests. She says no, and the executioner shouts, "Ready . . . Aim . . ."
The redhead then screams, "Tornado!!" Yet again, everyone is startled and looks around. She, too, escapes execution.
By this point, the blonde had figured out what the others did. The guards bring her forward, and the executioner asks if she has any last requests. She also says no, and the executioner shouts, "Ready . . . Aim . . ."
The blonde shouts, "Fire!!

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Gryffindor123
posted a quote
April 5, 2013 5:15pm UTC

Guys should have periods....
That should make them respect us.

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doublesidedice
posted a quote
February 10, 2013 8:56am UTC

Finally! Lebanon is addressing the issues of the women!
We're finally going to get a better deal! :D

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GhostTown
posted a quote
April 19, 2015 1:42pm UTC

I surveyed 100 women and asked them what shampoo they used while showering.
98 of them said, "How the f*ck did you get in here?"

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LollingUpHearts
posted a quote
March 17, 2013 12:38pm UTC

A man asked a fairy to
make him desirable and
resistable to all women
She turned him into a
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.
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.
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Credit Card

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disposition
posted a quote
August 22, 2013 10:21pm UTC

format made by disposition@wittyprofiles.com
please only use this for quotes!!! dont put on other sites!!!
and most importantly leave credit :-*
w e are beautiful to you because we are black but not too black. We are brown but not too brown. We are European enough to fit into your Eurocentric view of beauty but non-white enough to be unusual and interesting. We are similar enough to be safe and different enough to be exciting. Isn't that what you're really saying? These ideals of light skin and Europeanized features contribute to the discrimination of darker skinned/non-European people. Do you realize that when you raise me as an ideal you are saying that I am more beautiful than my own community of colour? You divide me from my own people because you position me as more desirable than they are. In saying this you not only marginalize mixed race individuals from within their own ethnic communities but you condemn POC by saying that they are too black, too brown, too coloured.
— Danielle Patel: The Fetishisation of Mixed Race Individuals/The exotic fallacy

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ThatOneGIrlYouNeverForget
posted a quote
February 20, 2014 10:02pm UTC

"Women belong in the kitchen."Yeah, and you belong in the shed with all the other tools.

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seafoam*
posted a quote
December 19, 2014 10:51pm UTC

format by _Jannette
Being a ‘strong’ woman isn’t about proving how much abuse, lies and BS you can take from a man.

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McDreamer*

posted a quote
January 29, 2015 2:06pm UTC

There are distinct differences between male and female brain. Female brains have a larger hippocampus which usually makes them better at the tension and memory. Male brains have a bigger parietal cortex which helps when fending off an attack. Male brains confront challenges differently then female brains. Women are hard wired to communicate with language, detail, empathy. Men? Not so much. It doesn’t mean they’re any less capable of emotion. They can talk about their feelings, it’s just that, most of the time, they really rather not.
…
“Be a man”, people say all the time but what does that even mean? Is it about strength? Is it about sacrifice? Is it about winning? Maybe it’s more simple than that. You have to know when not to man up. Sometimes it takes a real man to set his ego aside, admit defeat and simply start all over again

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seafoam*
posted a quote
March 22, 2016 7:35pm UTC

For if a man chooses to be
prom.iscuous, he may still aesthetically turn up his nose at prom.iscuity. He may still demand a woman be faithful to him, to save him from his own l.ust. But women have l.ust, too. Why should they be relegated to the position of custodian of emotions, watcher of the infants, feeder of soul, body and pride of man? Being born a woman is my awful tragedy. From the moment I was conceived I was doomed to sprout breasts and ovaries rather than p.enis and sc.rotum; to have my whole circle of action, thought and feeling rigidly circumscribed by my inescapable femininity. Yes, my consuming desire to mingle with road crews, sailors and soldiers, bar room regulars - to be a part of a scene, anonymous, listening, recording - all is spoiled by the fact that I am a girl, a female always in danger of assault and battery. My consuming interest in men and their lives is often misconstrued as a desire to seduce them, or as an invitation to intimacy. Yet, God, I want to talk to everybody I can as deeply as I can. I want to be able to sleep in an open field, to travel west, to walk freely at night…

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peaceinpieces
posted a quote
January 24, 2014 6:57pm UTC

I am not
afraid of
storms,
for I am
learning
how to
sail my
ship.
-Louisa May Alcott

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seafoam*
posted a quote
June 27, 2014 6:47pm UTC

Whatever you
give a woman, she will make greater. Give her spërm, she will give
you a baby; give her a house, she will give you a home; give her
groceries, she will give you a meal; give her a smile, she will
give you her heart. She multiplies and enlarges what is given. So,
if you give her any crap, be ready to receive a ton of
shït.

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RejectedGamer
posted a quote
April 7, 2013 7:33am UTC

©RejectedGamerFormat
{ A woman is not
written in braille }
you don't have to touch her,to know her.

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DeathOfASon
posted a quote
July 15, 2013 11:11am UTC

why do women care so much about getting skinny for their wedding
girl you already got ur man just eat a cake and a wheel of cheese and a fried poptart you dont need to impress anyone anymore you beat the game.

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breezy_mac
posted a quote
July 31, 2013 7:50am UTC

“Women always put men first. That's how everything got so screwed up.”
- Janet Fitch, White Oleander

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Crazy girl*
posted a quote
July 24, 2014 11:45am UTC

Keep you head, heels and standards high.

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doublesidedice
posted a quote
January 27, 2013 8:11am UTC

Of course women don't work as hard as men!
We get it right the first time...:p
nmq

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AutumnAsh
posted a quote
April 10, 2013 10:30pm UTC

WHEN A WOMEN SAYS "WHAT?" IT'S NOT BECAUSE SHE DIDN'T HEAR YOU.
IT'S BECAUSE SHE'S GIVING YOU A CHANCE TO CHANGE WHAT YOU SAID.

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brillt27
posted a quote
August 7, 2013 1:02pm UTC

"EQUAL RIGHTS FOR WOMEN!!!!"
".....hey you cant hit me im a girl"

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Psychic_Potter
posted a quote
October 23, 2013 8:21am UTC

Here's all you have to know about men and women: women are crazy, and men are stupid. And the main reason women are crazy is that men are stupid.
- George Carlin

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