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Three women are about to be executed. One's a brunette, one's a redhead, and one's a blonde.

Two guards brings the brunette forward, and the executioner asks if she has any last requests. She says no, and the executioner shouts, "Ready . . . Aim . . ."

Suddenly the brunette yells, "Earthquake!!" Everyone is startled and looks around. She manages to escape.

The angry guards then bring the redhead forward, and the executioner asks if she has any last requests. She says no, and the executioner shouts, "Ready . . . Aim . . ."

The redhead then screams, "Tornado!!" Yet again, everyone is startled and looks around. She, too, escapes execution.

By this point, the blonde had figured out what the others did. The guards bring her forward, and the executioner asks if she has any last requests. She also says no, and the executioner shouts, "Ready . . . Aim . . ."

The blonde shouts, "Fire!!
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Three women are about to be executed. One's a brunette, one's

17 faves · 4 comments · May 12, 2013 9:51pm

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wishystar · 1 decade ago
lol this is so funny!
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deasia23 · 1 decade ago
hahahahhaahha!

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smiley_tana* · 1 decade ago
I dont get it...
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RubiLouise · 1 decade ago
I myself am blonde, and I almost asked of she escaped, but wow, then I got it hahaha I feel dumb. I'm not usually this stupid.
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