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  1. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
    posted a quote
    June 13, 2020 3:10am UTC
    If her eyes don't sparkle, her gun will.

  2. seafoam* seafoam*
    posted a quote
    March 5, 2018 8:06pm UTC
    Please leave format credit to 1986!
    Atlas wanted to learn what women would have to endure. So he lifted the earth on his shoulders and kept it there for an eternity.

  3. truerevo truerevo
    posted a quote
    February 22, 2018 7:54am UTC
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  4. seafoam* seafoam*
    posted a quote
    February 5, 2018 9:12pm UTC
    And tears are / water, blood is / water, / a woman always washes in
    BLooD & Tears.

  5. Anujsomany Anujsomany
    posted a quote
    December 17, 2017 8:09am UTC
    "A female is usually good as a daughter but rarely good as a wife." - Anuj Somany

  6. truerevo truerevo
    posted a quote
    November 16, 2017 12:50am UTC
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  7. seafoam* seafoam*
    posted a quote
    October 23, 2017 8:22pm UTC
    I may sound old-fashioned, but I want to think all women should be treated like I want my wife, daughters, and granddaughters to be treated. I notice today that good manners—like standing up when a woman enters the room, helping a woman with her coat, letting her enter an elevator first, taking her arm to cross the street—are sometimes considered unnecessary or a throwback. These are habits I could never break, nor would I want to. I realize today a lot more women are taking care of themselves than in the past, but no woman is offended by politeness.
    — Frank Sinatra

  8. seafoam* seafoam*
    posted a quote
    August 9, 2017 7:13pm UTC
    Persephone, grant me the foresight to know when I must let go my old life to start anew.
    Artemis, grant me the strength of your spine when you helped deliver Apollo, your own twin.
    Athena, grant me the solidarity in your sinews for which you were born in all of your armor.
    Aphrodite, grant me the kind of heart that always follows my passions true.
    Andromeda, grant me the wish to never fall out of love with the night sky or the glisten of its stars.
    And Hera, grant me your fury, so I can remind my enemies I am not the weakness they perceive, I am the oncoming storm, I am war.
    A Woman's Prayer to the Goddesses

  9. WokeChris 11* WokeChris 11*
    posted a quote
    June 26, 2017 5:30pm UTC
    "Whatever you give a woman, she will
    make greater.
    If you give her sp.erm, she'll give you
    a baby ;
    If you give her a house, she will
    give you a home ;
    If you give her groceries, she'll give
    you a meal ;
    If you give her a smile, she'll give you her
    heart.
    She multiplies and enlarges
    what is given to
    her ; so if you give her any cr.ap,
    be prepared to get a ton
    of sh.t. "

  10. Anujsomany Anujsomany
    posted a quote
    May 18, 2017 10:48pm UTC
    "It has always been viewed that as wife includes more her mother’s advice into her family matters, it increases more feuds with her husband and she becomes more rude towards own children only."
    ~Anuj Somany

  11. seafoam* seafoam*
    posted a quote
    March 25, 2017 2:17am UTC
    In our society women have two choices:
    You're either f.uckable or you're invisible.

  12. seafoam* seafoam*
    posted a quote
    February 20, 2017 9:07pm UTC
    women were
    ALWAYS THE CRUELEST
    where OTHER WOMEN WERE CONCERNED.

  13. seafoam* seafoam*
    posted a quote
    February 20, 2017 9:05pm UTC
    Tampon commercial, detergent commercial, maxi pad commercial, windex commercial – you'd think all women do is clean and bleed.

  14. seafoam* seafoam*
    posted a quote
    February 20, 2017 9:01pm UTC
    Men fight wars.
    Women win them.

  15. seafoam* seafoam*
    posted a quote
    February 20, 2017 9:00pm UTC
    Please leave format credit to 1986!
    Women feel more guilt than men, not because of some weird chromosomal issue but because they have a history of being blamed for other people’s behavior. You get hit, you must have annoyed someone; you get r.aped, you must have excited someone; your kid is a junkie, you must have brought him up wrong.

  16. seafoam* seafoam*
    posted a quote
    November 23, 2016 7:39pm UTC
    Mother says there are locked rooms inside all women, kitchen of love, bedroom of grief, bathroom of apathy. Sometimes, the men, they come with keys, and sometimes the men, they come with hammers.

  17. seafoam* seafoam*
    posted a quote
    November 23, 2016 7:11pm UTC

    A strong woman cries. A strong woman protects her emotions. A strong woman falls in love quickly. A strong woman puts up walls and takes her time letting people in. She cuts off all her hair. She wears it cascading down her back. She goes make-up free. She has an entire drawer of lipsticks. A strong woman will never fit perfectly into your idea of strength, or even womanhood.
    —Ari Eastman

  18. seafoam* seafoam*
    posted a quote
    October 31, 2016 2:44pm UTC
    My mother once told me that it was the way of the world for girls to grow into women by locking secrets inside themselves. Till now, I still imagine every woman I have ever met to be a big, beautiful house. Full of secret rooms, and hiding places, once filled with innocent laughter and joy. Now slightly sad and broken because of all those lost places inside them full of secrets. —Nikita Gill

  19. seafoam* seafoam*
    posted a quote
    October 30, 2016 2:46pm UTC
    Women are always expected to be the gracious hostess, quick with an anecdote and a sprinkling of laughter at others’ stories. We are always the ones who have to smooth over all the awkward moments in life with soul-crushing pleasantries. We are basically unpaid geishas. But when we do not fulfill this expectation (because we are introverted), people assume we must be either depressed or a c.unt. Maybe I’m a c.unt anyway, but it’s not because I don’t want to blink and smile at someone as they tell me they ran cross-country in middle school.
    — Amy Schumer, The Girl with the Lower Back Tattoo

  20. seafoam* seafoam*
    posted a quote
    October 21, 2016 10:26am UTC
    We call ships ‘she’. We call our machines ‘women’. We compare women to black widows and vipers. And you’re going to tell me it’s not ‘ladylike’ to scream, to take up space, to fight and demand respect and do whatever I want. You’ve looked at nuclear bombs and been so in awe that you could only name them after women. Don’t try to down-play my power.

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