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WokeChris 11*

Status: "I Can Do All Things Thru Christ Who Strenghtens Me"

Member Since: 24 Jun 2017 04:17pm

Last Seen: 3 Jul 2017 12:44am

Location: Duke City

Gender: M

user id: 399753

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My name is Chris.

This is my second profile on here.
I forgot my information to my first (it was wokechris).

All poems are mine & written by me. I do take
requests. To request one, message/ comment
& ask for my kik.
I do post random things that make me laugh
from gime to time.

Random facts:
I have a son.
I play & coach basketball.
I am in college & I live in Texas.
I love football (49ers!!)

Oh.. & I am a bath tub.🛀😝

WokeChris 11*
posted a quote
June 27, 2017 5:46pm UTC

Most Guys Don't
Realize,
She tells you she's okay ; but its not really true.
You're stupid to believe it ; she lied to you.
She's really hurt ; her hearts going insane. You're very
clueless ; You're the one causing her pain.
Instead of being her umbrella ; your the pouring rain, You're
the slitting cut ; close to her viens.
You have another girl ; right after your break up. You dont even
worry about her ; you ruin her make up.
You called her a b.tch ; she has no leash. You called her
annoying ; you compared her to fleas.
She's like a mirror thats broken ; she soaks her pillow
when she cries. She finally stops crying ; she's drained
out.
Her heart keeps beating ; it hasnt powered out. You're h0e
breaks up with you ; you try getting back with your ex.
She's over it ; she moved on to the next. She still loves you
; but she dont wanna get hurt.
She needs to feel loved ; not her heart feeling the burn. Cant go
back and forth ; Stop hurting innocent hearts.
You strike at their heart ; as if you were a
dart.

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WokeChris 11*
posted a quote
June 27, 2017 5:44pm UTC

I want
that,
"Baby I love you more" , kinda love. The
"you're the only one that I adore", love.
That, "I'll always be here for you", love. Or,
"I'll always support whatever you do", love.
What about, "I want you to hold me tight", love.
"You're the only one I want tonight", love.
Maybe, "I can't wait to start our chapter",
love.
Baby, "I want our happily ever after", love. But mostly
I want that, "I will always love you no matter
what", "I'm gonna stay faithful and true",
love.
"My heart only has room for you", love.
"You're my soulmate", kinda love. "Lets get
married, I can't wait", love.
Yeah ; That love.

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WokeChris 11*
posted a quote
June 27, 2017 5:38pm UTC

Society: Be yourself.
Soceity: No not like that.

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WokeChris 11*
posted a quote
June 27, 2017 5:33pm UTC

Not every
girl..
Is gonna look like a
supermodel ;
Not every girl is going to have a clear face ;
Not every girl is gonna have that skinny slim body ;
Not every girl is gonna have thick thighs ;
Not every girl is gonna have a flat stomach ;
Not every girl is gonna have big b00bs ;
Not every girl is gonna have a big as/s ;
Not every girl is gonna know how to cook ;
Not every girl is gonna know how to play video games ;
Not every girl is gonna have tattoos ;
Not every girl is gonna know how to roll a blunt ;
Not every girl is gonna know how to handle her liquor ;
Not every girl is gonna be exactly th way you want her to be
;
But you know what? It's not about finding that
"perfect girl" ; Its about finding a girl who
you can love perfectly ; Just the way she is, flaws and all.
Just because a girl doesnt meet up to your standards, doesnt make
her any less of a girl who is capable of loving you.
Just a reminder.

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WokeChris 11*
posted a quote
June 27, 2017 5:32pm UTC

A guy can have s/ex with a girl..
He can feed her ; can buy her things.
Can do things to make her feel special ;
But it takes a real man to stay with her, make her better, to help her grow.
To guide her on the right path ; to support her passions ; to help her persue her dreams.
Build something with her ; show her loyalty.
Give her honesty ; keep promises made to her ;
be there for her ; handle her at her worst.
lend a shoulder to cry on.
To lend a hand to wipe her tears ; lend an ear for her problems.
Offer a pair of arms to hold her ; let her know she isnt alone.
Show her she can have someone to depend on ; take care of her & share your life with her.

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WokeChris 11*
posted a quote
June 27, 2017 5:18pm UTC

If she
flinches when you go to put your arm around her, someone elses
hand was once too sweet.
If she questions you, someone else lied to her.
If she doesnt tell you things, someone else betrayed her
secrets.
Behind every cranky, complicated girl or girl who is scared to
love..
Is a girl who is tired of being broken.
💔

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WokeChris 11*
posted a quote
June 27, 2017 5:15pm UTC

Who are we to judge?
♂+♂= ♡
♂+♀= ♡
♀+♀= ♡
Love knows no gender.

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WokeChris 11*
posted a quote
June 27, 2017 5:13pm UTC

DID YOU KNOW..
Pengiuns propose.
When a male penguin falls in love with a female penguin, he searches the entire beach to find the perfect pebble and when he finally finds it, he waddles over to his chosen one and places the pebble right in front of her feet. If she picks the pebble, it means she accept the proposal.
🐧

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WokeChris 11*
posted a quote
June 27, 2017 5:12pm UTC

"I before E except after C"
confuses the heck out of me when
I'm trying to write
"ice."

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WokeChris 11*
posted a quote
June 27, 2017 5:10pm UTC

Dear guys,when a girl replies with "Aww thanks"
It just means she is politely telling you to return to the friendzone you just tried escaping from.

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WokeChris 11*
posted a quote
June 27, 2017 5:09pm UTC

What if they made a kindle that doesn't
run out of battery?
Like...
a
book.

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WokeChris 11*
posted a quote
June 27, 2017 5:00pm UTC

Rappers are like pens at the bank..
They all have chains on them and they dont write very well.
(.-.)

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WokeChris 11*
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June 27, 2017 4:09pm UTC

"Airports see more sincere kisses than wedding halls. The walls of hospitals have heard more prayers than the walls of churches."
✞

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WokeChris 11*
posted a quote
June 26, 2017 6:10pm UTC

Dear
d0uche-bags,
You know what
hurts a girl? Finding out that her boyfriend has
another girl. Finding out that he tells the
other girl all the same things he tells her.
Finding out that he's doing all these
special things he did for her, for the other
girl too. Finding out that he brought over
another girl to his house to lay where she lays.
Finding out he calls the other girl the same
names he calls her.
Finding out that she isn't the only girl he
takes out on dates. Finding out that she
isn't the only girl he buys gifts for.
Finding out that she isn't the only girl he
texts sweet things to. Finding out that she
isn't the only girl he hugs and kisses and
gets personal with. Finding out she isn't
the only girl he loves.
Why not just be with the other girl then?
I'm tired
of my sister ending up with guys like this.. Why do guys do this
to girls over and over? What do you get out of it? Please
explain. Because of one of you, she won't leave her room.
-One Angry Brother

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WokeChris 11*
posted a quote
June 26, 2017 5:54pm UTC

Guys,
I'm sorry bro, but not every girl is going to have big b00bs, a round butt, thick thighs, flat stomach or a clear face but that doesn't mean she's ugly. Not having those features doesn't make her imperfect nor does having those features make her perfect.
Why don't you stop being so shallow and superficial and just be happy a girl is actually interested in you? She might not be the dream girl you had pictured in your head but stop thinking about your dream girl when you have a girl in reality standing right in front of you.
Sometimes, beauty comes in skinny thighs, beauty comes in a little butt, beauty comes in a little gut and sometimes beauty comes with occasional pimples and scars.
You shouldn't let these things stop you from getting to know her for who she is and not what she looks like. If you can do that, then you'll be able to see something real beautiful,
her heart.
-wokechris

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WokeChris 11*
posted a quote
June 26, 2017 5:30pm UTC

"Whatever you give a woman, she will
make greater.
If you give her sp.erm, she'll give you
a baby ;
If you give her a house, she will
give you a home ;
If you give her groceries, she'll give
you a meal ;
If you give her a smile, she'll give you her
heart.
She multiplies and enlarges
what is given to
her ; so if you give her any cr.ap,
be prepared to get a ton
of sh.t. "

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WokeChris 11*
posted a quote
June 26, 2017 5:22pm UTC

77% of girls think they're ugly.
50% of girls think they're fat.
100% of society should stop insulting girls on their appearances.
Some of the most beautiful girls I've ever seen ;
Look nothing like supermodels.
Smdh.

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WokeChris 11*
posted a quote
June 26, 2017 5:15pm UTC

Last year,
I stopped at a flower shop to order flowers for my mother who lives 200 miles away. As I got out of my car I noticed a young girl sitting on the curb crying.
I asked her whats wrong and she said "I wanted to buy a red rose for my mother but I only have 25 cents and a rose costs 2 dollars."
I smiled and told her I'd buy her a rose. After I bought her a rose and ordered my moms flowers, I offered the girl a ride home. She said "yes please! Can you take me to my mother?" She directed me to a cemetery where she placed the rose on a freshly dug grave.... I was in shock and after I drove the girl home I went back to the flower shop, canceled my order, picked up a bouquet and drove 200 miles to my mothers house at 9:30 at night....
I'll always respect the number one woman in my life.

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WokeChris 11*
posted a quote
June 26, 2017 12:04am UTC

I JUST READ A STORY ABOUT A LITTLE BOY
WHOSE DOG DIED AND THEY WERE LIKE
"why can't dogs live as long as humans?" and the little boy
was like "Because humans live to learn how to love,
but dogs are born already knowing how."
SERIOUSLY LIKE HOW CUTE AND ACCURATE
IS THAT???

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WokeChris 11*
posted a quote
June 26, 2017 12:03am UTC

While you COMPLAIN about your job ; There's someone praying for a dollar.
While you COMPLAIN that gas is too high ; There's someone who's only option is to walk.
While you COMPLAIN about your significant other ; There's someone dreaming of having somebody.
While you COMPLAIN about the food in your pantry ; There's someone praying for crumbs.
While you COMPLAIN about the world we live in ; There's someone who didn't wake up to see it.
Your complaints are simply BLESSINGS to others!

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