Best Window Quotes This Month

happiest*
posted a quote
July 12, 2013 3:07pm UTC

Finding out how interesting the window is
during math class.

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oursong
posted a quote
February 10, 2013 2:26pm UTC

Friend: What would you do if you wokr up and were really hot?
Me: I dunno, I'd probably open a window or someothing.

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angelle*
posted a quote
December 7, 2013 2:21pm UTC

*breaks through crush's window*
me: so I heard that my friend heard that her friend's friend heard that her friend heard that you said I'm nice IS THAT TRUE

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mtndewhm*
posted a quote
September 6, 2013 6:24pm UTC

You are older now, you have a husband and children. One day you are going home from work and you hear a familiar song, your favorite lead singer starts singing. You start to tear up and roll down the window yelling, "This is my jam bitchachos!"

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clearlytruthful
posted a quote
March 21, 2013 9:49pm UTC

My English Teacher: I think the Harry Potter books aren't that good.
My English Teacher: They were poorly written.
Me: Let's talk again when you have a best selling book please...
My English teacher: And I think the Chronicles of Narn—
Police: So you're saying that this women just fell out of the window?
Me: That's right officer. Nmq

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SisiAdelia
posted a quote
July 11, 2013 11:55am UTC

Me: It's too hot!
Me: *opens window*
In comes
20 flies,
8 spiders,
17 daddy long legs,
50 moths,
3 dragons, and
12 Jehovah's witnesses

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TheHalfback
posted a quote
May 19, 2013 11:26am UTC

staring is NOT caring

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kelly*
posted a quote
June 21, 2013 6:36am UTC

When a sad song comes
on the radio in the car,
I look out the window and pretend I'm in a movie.
Format by Sandrasaurus

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CookieMonster09*
posted a quote
September 8, 2013 3:05pm UTC

me: *raises hand in class* may i be excused?
teacher: er..
me: *jumps out the nearest window*

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musicure
posted a quote
January 28, 2016 5:13pm UTC

I wanna be drunk
when I wake up
on the right side
of the wrong bed

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Fading.From.Reality*
posted a quote
August 13, 2013 5:25pm UTC

Sometimes I like to take photos near
my window so it looks like I go outside.

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onlylettingitgo
posted a quote
November 6, 2013 11:01am UTC

I'll leave my window open
Because I'm too tired at night to call your name
Just know I'm right here hoping
That you'll come in with the rain...

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anime_lover
posted a quote
August 2, 2013 12:31am UTC

Has anyone else got an owl perched outside their window just chillin'?

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funnygirl2
posted a quote
April 11, 2013 11:10pm UTC

B/tch: I can eat whatever I want and don't get fat!
Me:
B/tch:
Me:
B/tch:
Police: So she just fell out of the window?
Me: Yup.

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LolaLori
posted a quote
April 18, 2013 10:03am UTC

That awkward moment
when you're singing/screaming your heart out and you realise one of the windows is open

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DunGoofed
posted a quote
January 3, 2014 5:27am UTC

There is like, a foot of snow infront of my window. I want to open it but I feel like all of the snow is going to fall into my room.

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swampcaptain
posted a quote
April 27, 2013 4:54pm UTC

Me: *looking out window* Darn paparazzi always trying to get pictures, the flash is blinding.
Mom: That's lightning.

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AwesomeFlick
posted a quote
April 20, 2013 10:01am UTC

Do you ever get the feeling you're being watched?
Are you getting the feeling now?
Go to your window.
I was just there.

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The Quiet*

posted a quote
August 2, 2013 9:53pm UTC

" you make a better door then a window!!"

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clearlytruthful
posted a quote
June 3, 2013 8:07pm UTC

He fakes well, and the only people that know are hurt. It's like a one way window. One side's a window and knows what lies beyond. The other is a mirror and reflects what we want the world to see.

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