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AwesomeFlick

1. AwesomeFlick
   posted a quote
   April 14, 2014 7:18am UTC
   When that
   Special guy makes you laugh
   As you trip him up
   
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2. AwesomeFlick
   posted a quote
   April 14, 2014 7:17am UTC
   Death Staring at
   That special guy
   As he's about to kick your cat
   
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3. AwesomeFlick
   posted a quote
   April 14, 2014 7:16am UTC
   Getting butterflies and shaky hands
   When that special guy
   Kills you before you get to kill him.
   
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4. AwesomeFlick
   posted a quote
   June 10, 2013 1:03pm UTC
   Trying to explain something.
   You have a wide range of vocabulary.
   Brain: Here's a word: Thingy
   
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5. AwesomeFlick
   posted a quote
   May 9, 2013 2:36pm UTC
   Oh? The silent treatment? Go ahead. Not going to do much. I can handle it.
   Five minutes later:
   WHY ARE YOU IGNORING ME?!!?
   
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6. AwesomeFlick
   posted a quote
   May 9, 2013 2:34pm UTC
   Me looking at someone who thinks they're cool.
   Them: What you lookin' at?
   Me: You.
   I have never got a reply.
   
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7. AwesomeFlick
   posted a quote
   April 20, 2013 10:54am UTC
   Oh? You have a new car? It's a really nice car?
   How many fingers do you have?
   Minus ten of those fingers.
   That's how many sh*ts I give.
   
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8. AwesomeFlick
   posted a quote
   April 20, 2013 10:01am UTC
   Do you ever get the feeling you're being watched?
   Are you getting the feeling now?
   Go to your window.
   I was just there.
   
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9. AwesomeFlick
   posted a quote
   March 28, 2013 3:57pm UTC
   My boyfriend is a lot like my cat.
   I don't have a cat.
   
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10. AwesomeFlick
    posted a quote
    March 28, 2013 3:13pm UTC
    Simply does not make the truth,
    Simply means slide.
    -Three Year Old Sister
    
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11. AwesomeFlick
    posted a quote
    March 28, 2013 2:21pm UTC
    Becomes the dragon warrior and defeats an Tai Lung;
    Takes Po a sequel to find out that he's adopted.
    
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12. AwesomeFlick
    posted a quote
    March 28, 2013 2:00pm UTC
    Seen Wreck-it Ralph?
    Love Wreck-it Ralph.
    
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13. AwesomeFlick
    posted a quote
    March 28, 2013 1:57pm UTC
    Staring hard at the mug as you take your hot drink into another room.
    
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14. AwesomeFlick
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    March 28, 2013 1:08pm UTC
    Walking into a room and forgetting what you were going to do then walking out and remembering.
    
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15. AwesomeFlick
    posted a quote
    March 28, 2013 12:56pm UTC
    Mum: Can you do you jobs before we get back from the park please?
    Me: Sure, yeah.
    *Mum and sisters leave. Left Home alone.*
    Me: Okay! What shall I do first?
    Me: *Goes and runs around with a toy gun.*
    Me: *Watches YouTube*
    Me: *Goes on witty and looks at 20 pages of Witty Quotes*
    Me: *Eats a load of whipped cream*
    Me *Noms on some chocolate biscuits*
    Me: *Watches T.V*
    Me: *Hears the door* Oh Crap!
    Me: *Starts jobs*
    Mum: You're doing your jobs, still? You must be really slow.
    Me: Yes... slow...
    
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16. AwesomeFlick
    posted a quote
    March 27, 2013 9:59am UTC
    Me: You wanna play Knock and Run?
    Friend: What's that?
    
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17. AwesomeFlick
    posted a quote
    March 26, 2013 12:03pm UTC
    -Buying some clothes-
    Yup. They fit.
    *Later*
    How did I get into these?!
    
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18. AwesomeFlick
    posted a quote
    March 24, 2013 7:21pm UTC
    Oh yes, change the colour of your photo, you look so much better now your face is blue.
    
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19. AwesomeFlick
    posted a quote
    February 24, 2013 7:17am UTC
    Face It
    You wanted to be an astronaught, once.
    
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20. AwesomeFlick
    posted a quote
    November 13, 2012 1:59pm UTC
    Ow
    Ow
    Ow
    That is really sharp
    Ahh they're nearly
    through me!
    And down I go...
    *Thump*
    Trees thoughts as
    they get cut down.
    
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