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swampcaptain

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Member Since: 1 Apr 2013 02:11pm

Last Seen: 22 Aug 2013 10:14am

Gender: F

user id: 355287

Hi,welcome to my page.
They call me swampcaptain. Enjoy.

swampcaptain
posted a quote
June 23, 2013 4:55pm UTC

Did You Know
That Miley Cyrus
Has Been
Pregnant Twice
Is a fact that I made up

swampcaptain
posted a quote
June 23, 2013 4:51pm UTC

Did You Know
That 1 in 19,000
Boys In Sweden
Get A Period
Is a fact that I made up

swampcaptain
posted a quote
April 27, 2013 4:54pm UTC

Me: *looking out window* Darn paparazzi always trying to get pictures, the flash is blinding.
Mom: That's lightning.

swampcaptain
posted a quote
April 27, 2013 4:47pm UTC

Mom: Go walk the dog.
Me: The dog doesn't need my help to walk.

swampcaptain
posted a quote
April 27, 2013 4:43pm UTC

That girl and her boyfriend are more on and off than
my refrigerator light.

swampcaptain
posted a quote
April 21, 2013 11:37am UTC

Mom: Can I see your phone?
Me: *swallows phone*
Me: What phone

swampcaptain
posted a quote
April 21, 2013 11:31am UTC

am I the only one who feels like calling people on the phone
is more stressful than open heart sugery

swampcaptain
posted a quote
April 4, 2013 6:08pm UTC

go home spring.
you're drunk.

swampcaptain
posted a quote
April 4, 2013 6:05pm UTC

& I guess this is the end, we're doomed as
just friends.

swampcaptain
posted a quote
April 1, 2013 2:29pm UTC

Boys: I hate how girls complain that they're ugly and need
makeup. They're annoying attention seekers.
Boys: Ew ugly chicks.