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  1. TimmyToTheTurner TimmyToTheTurner
    posted a quote
    April 8, 2013 8:17pm UTC
    *looks in mirror*
    *blames society*

  2. rachiesaysrawr rachiesaysrawr
    posted a quote
    August 17, 2013 2:11am UTC
    if someone tells you
    that you're not beautiful,
    turn around and walk away
    so they can have a great view
    of your fabulous a.ss.

  3. Arcade1012 Arcade1012
    posted a quote
    June 9, 2013 4:40pm UTC
    I don't think anyone is born
    with a reason to live, it's something you have to find for yourself.

  4. bye* bye*
    posted a quote
    June 18, 2013 1:01pm UTC
    IS ANYONE ELSE SO CONFUSED ABOUT THESE "COMMENT POINTS" LIKE WHY DOES THIS EXIST

  5. passionately passionately
    posted a quote
    April 13, 2014 5:36pm UTC
    ... I'm sorry but I still can't believe there are people over the age of 9 who still can't tell the difference between "your" and "you're."

  6. ZombiexEater* ZombiexEater*
    posted a quote
    February 16, 2014 11:18pm UTC
    I havent thought about it before now, but
    I think I have an eating disorder.
    All throughout the day there never, not once a time where I am not eating something, doesn't matter if it's cookies, or chips, I am always eating. like wtf

  7. jjdubbs jjdubbs
    posted a quote
    September 27, 2013 10:43am UTC
    I'm sorry

  8. dooosh dooosh
    posted a quote
    February 21, 2013 8:48pm UTC
    If I had a time machine, I'd just keep going back every 8-9 hours so I could sleep more.

  9. josephxX josephxX
    posted a quote
    September 18, 2013 1:55pm UTC
    I've always wanted to know what language babies and animals speak in their heads.

  10. *silvergirl* *silvergirl*
    posted a quote
    December 1, 2013 2:03pm UTC
    For song long I thought
    that you were my kryptonite
    but then I realized you were my reflection

  11. Blurryface* Blurryface*
    posted a quote
    March 10, 2014 11:22pm UTC
    And sometimes I have kept my feelings to myself, because I could find no language to describe them in

  12. lizaloser lizaloser
    posted a quote
    August 31, 2013 3:50pm UTC
    If only i could sing ...

  13. ghost town girl* ghost town girl*
    posted a quote
    December 19, 2013 6:06pm UTC
    i almost have 500 quotes and mostof them are me just saying random stuff that gets like 3 faves its really making me question my life
    like what am i doing

  14. Andjela * Andjela *
    posted a quote
    June 3, 2013 9:11pm UTC
    We're digging deeper holes that we repeatedly jump in. Each time we jump, we're only hurting ourselves more. I feel like we're even pushing each other down these holes.

  15. Fake_a_smile Fake_a_smile
    posted a quote
    November 8, 2013 3:02pm UTC
    This site gives me like, war flashbacks to middle school and its horrible ew

  16. LumpySpacePrincess* LumpySpacePrincess*
    posted a quote
    November 7, 2013 1:17pm UTC
    have you ever had a suicide note ready
    have you ever had the rope,trigger or blades next to you
    you never know how special life is
    untill your at that moment and you feel everything that you've been wanting to feel
    and you realise
    you dont want it to end.
    -an

  17. brokenlungs brokenlungs
    posted a quote
    April 13, 2013 1:10am UTC
    So today I wanted to put on some perfume,
    but when I tried spraying it, it completely missed me and hit the person beside me.
    Lets just say it consisted of an awkward silence as I put it back in my bag.

  18. I'm a Niall Girl* I'm a Niall Girl*
    posted a quote
    July 6, 2015 7:51am UTC
    I wanna rock and roll all night and party every day

  19. crookedyoung crookedyoung
    posted a quote
    April 6, 2014 4:46pm UTC
    wait two hours ago it said I had 57 comment points and now it's dropped down by 11 what did I do

  20. xXChaos_QueenXx xXChaos_QueenXx
    posted a quote
    November 6, 2015 5:21pm UTC
    My mother found the notebook.
    The one with the dark thoughts,
    Poems about the depression,
    Stories about my cutting,
    My suicide attempts.
    She found that notebook.
    The one that contains my future suicide note.
    There are not so very nice things written about her in there.
    R.I.P. Lindsey.
    Death by mother.

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