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  1. bye* bye*
    posted a quote
    August 18, 2013 12:10pm UTC
    i wouldnt be the cute lovey dovey type of girlfriend id be the “lets go to mcdonalds at 1am” kind

  2. CharliesTheName CharliesTheName
    posted a quote
    September 11, 2013 5:40pm UTC
    Mom: What do you want to do for dinner?
    Me: Can we have pizza?
    Mom:
    Mom:
    *five minutes later*
    Me: *walks away*
    Mom: Charlie! Help me find out what to do for dinner!
    Me: I said let's have pizza.
    Mom: Oh.
    Mom: Uhhhh...
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    Mom: No.
    yes this happened

  3. bye* bye*
    posted a quote
    April 22, 2013 6:06pm UTC
    Girl look at that body,
    Girl look at that body,
    Girl look at that body,
    We should probably call the police who knows how long it’s been in the river.

  4. bye* bye*
    posted a quote
    September 26, 2013 4:49pm UTC
    how are quotes with 40 faves making it into the first page of top quotes this makes me sick

  5. AnInsecureGirl AnInsecureGirl
    posted a quote
    May 5, 2013 7:25pm UTC
    I figured that if it looked like it didn’t affect me, then the mean comments wouldn’t hurt. Then people wouldn’t try to tear me down.

  6. mtndewhm* mtndewhm*
    posted a quote
    February 18, 2013 5:49pm UTC
    You know... most people complain about how in Cinderella her shoe couldn't fall off if it was a perfect fit...
    BUT
    I think it's worse that she was able to walk on glass slippers.
    Glass CAN'T HOLE A PERSONS WEIGHT!
    Trust me, when I was 12 (5'3 and about 70 lbs) I decided see if a window could hold my weight, so I took a window out of the wall and leaned on it.
    It broke before I could even put all my weight on it.
    Now Cinderella, was probably about 5'5 and at least 110 lbs, she would NOT have been able to walk on glass slippers, which would be thinner than the window.

  7. *nerium* *nerium*
    posted a quote
    April 1, 2014 7:26pm UTC
    but people aren't just puzzles that can be created and taken apart, because with puzzles you can tell when a piece is missing - you spot a gape and you have a vague idea as to what piece is missing - people aren't like that. we are sand, we consist of hundreds of thousands of molecules, we are several hundred million grains of sand and sometimes a grain will fall from the sculpture that is our bodies and our souls. with time we wither as the ocean soaks into our frame and soon we start to sag, the grains collapse and crumple - some fall off in chunks - but we do not notice because we consist of so many little pieces that one grain will not be missed. until one day, after several million grains of sand - several million grains of you - have crumpled and been washed away by the ocean do you start to feel empty, and you notice this gape within you and you have no idea as to when or even how you had lost this part of yourself, you cannot find it because it consisted of many pieces and it is so very small. it has no shape, it is just a mass of nothing, and you crawl along the floor in a vain attempt to find all your missing pieces but they all look the same and is this piece even yours or are you stealing someone else's missing grains of sand? we do not consist of five hundred pieces of cardboard cut into geometric shapes, we are sand and we erode at a pace so slow we do not even realise we are missing chunks of ourselves until the ocean has eaten everything that makes us who we are.

  8.  ☾ J a n n e t t e ☽* ☾ J a n n e t t e ☽*
    posted a quote
    August 21, 2014 12:56pm UTC
    Nothing annoys me more than
    when someone expects you to be okay with something that they wouldn't be okay with if you did it. Like ever.

  9. Amenah Amenah
    posted a quote
    April 18, 2014 12:27pm UTC
    RANT RANT RANT RANT RANT
    whenever I see a about how someone 'needs to get off witty'
    my respect for the user who wrote the quote ABSOLUTELY DISAPPEARS.
    who do you think you are to tell someone they NEED to leave? this isn't your website, you're not a moderator, and you are certainly not the voice of everyone on witty. you know what that is? cyber bullying. so they're fake, or they bullied you? you think the most mature and effective way to deal with the problem is make a quote about them or to try get a ton of people to report them? what the hell? that is the most ridiculous thing i've ever heard. so yeah, if i see anyone saying someone needs to 'get off witty', that 'no-one wants them here', that they're just making the website worse or that they aren't welcome, you know what? i dont' care who you are - i'm gonna call you out on it. don't speak for me, and don't cyberbully people and assume you'll be backed. i don't care what's happened between you. if i see cyber-bullying, you'll be called out on it. if you have a message for a user, tell it to them. don't make some smart-as.s quote about them. as far as i'm concerned, that's nothing but a di.ck move.
    how dare you?
    grow the hell up.
    /this isn't directed at anyone in particular, but if it applies to you maybe take it on board idk ?????? (thats saracastic idk if u can tell)
    god damn. how old are you guys, ffs. *angry angry angry*

  10. LumpySpacePrincess* LumpySpacePrincess*
    posted a quote
    November 6, 2013 4:12pm UTC
    But who could love
    this broken mess?

  11. *♥︎Lady Ave♥︎* *♥︎Lady Ave♥︎*
    posted a quote
    January 26, 2014 11:48pm UTC
    f o r m a t | s k a t e r r u l e s 2 3 *KEEP CREDIT*
    So.....
    How does this go again??

  12. MacTheGreat MacTheGreat
    posted a quote
    March 18, 2013 3:04pm UTC
    Hi.. x) I'm Mac. 16 years old. Uh.. I got this thing that said to join Witty.. so.. I did. I thought I'd try it out. This is kinda confusing.. but.. uh.. anyways, hi. ;D

  13. ocean pixie* ocean pixie*
    posted a quote
    September 23, 2013 12:55pm UTC
    can you imagine sitting in the car at a red light and then looking over at the car next to you and seeing a t-rex driving???

  14. surfmatteo surfmatteo
    posted a quote
    July 5, 2013 7:46pm UTC
    I haven't been online in 8 months, that's nearly a year wow. Anyways I have made some wonderful friends on here and I feel as if I owe them the least to reply or maybe update on how I have been.
    About 8 months ago I had a suicide attempt. I was probably in the darkest time of my life. I had nearly no friends left and was depressed continously. After my attempt I was in the hospital until they had a free bed in the psych ward. I was there for about a month until they felt I could go to a treatment center. I lived in the treatment center for 4 months and the place was absolute hell. I got out about 2 months ago and I finally felt well enough where I could stay at home and go to a day treatment. I go to day treatment everyday and I am working on bettering my mental health. That is my current priority. I am also working on family problems. Some may know or some may not but my mother was diagnosed with cancer the day after Christmas and died January 12th. It was really heart breaking but I had my brother there for me and I am getting through it. My mother was my best friend and she meant the world to me. I don't know what else to add I think those are the major things that have happened. I cannot log in all the time like I used to but will update as needed I supose. I love everyone who commented while I was away and I am so sorry if I worried anyone.
    -
    If you want to talk to me more, I don't have a facebook and currently am not allowed to have a cellphone so if you comment I will get back to you. I'm also not allowed on the computer often so I really am sorry if it does take more than a few days. I also no longer have a Tumblr account, it was my decision to no longer go on that site because it really stopped my progress and I was always self depreciating myself because of it. Thank you so much for anyone that was there for me.

  15. *Yours Truly* *Yours Truly*
    posted a quote
    October 23, 2013 11:25pm UTC
    I was going to a site and typed in "K"
    then hit enter under the impression google would remember the site. Instead it brings up Special K...
    I think I just got called fat by google.

  16. my_silent_whispers my_silent_whispers
    posted a quote
    July 6, 2014 3:50am UTC
    Dear Witty Diary, #11
    It's been about a year and a half, Witty.
    I can say that a lot of things have changed since I last been on here.
    I've reconnected with my old friends, some who I've never thought I'd be friends with again,
    I've made new friends, some who I'd never thought I be friends with,
    and I'm finally breaking out of my shell.
    I guess one thing that hasn't changed is that I'm still in like with my best friend (who isn't really my best friend anymore).
    I don't know what else to say, but I'm going to promise myslef one thing:
    to finally tell him this school year, even if it means breaking my heart.
    With love, my_silent_whispers.
    July 5th, 2014. 12:50 A.M.

  17. nicole🌹* nicole🌹*
    posted a quote
    January 8, 2015 7:42pm UTC
    so my little brother just asked me if Bill Gates was a singer...

  18. *♥︎Lady Ave♥︎* *♥︎Lady Ave♥︎*
    posted a quote
    January 6, 2014 2:19pm UTC
    confessions .
    [x] I'm straight.
    [] I'm gay.
    [] I'm bi-curious
    [] I'm easy.
    [x] I do wear make up.
    [x]When I walk by mirrors, I can't help but look.
    [x] When I walk by mirrors, I like what I see
    [x] When I walk by mirrors, I hate what I see.
    [x] I wear a bra to bed (WHY DO YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS)
    [] I sleep naked
    [x] I wear toe nail polish.
    [x] I have cried at a movie theater.
    [] I've purposely talked to a guy my boyfriend didn't like.
    [x] I love chocolate covered pretzels.
    [x] Getting a flower makes me smile, especially for no reason.
    [] I've wrecked a car.
    [] I can't put mascara on without opening my mouth.
    [x] I'd do anything for that special guy
    [x] I get jealous easily
    [x] I love cuddling.
    [] I think Johnny Depp is sexy. ;D
    [] I’ve gotten a detention.
    [] I've gotten suspended.
    [] I've gotten expelled.
    [x] I love to laugh.
    [x] I like rock.
    [x] I like death/grind/black metal.
    [x] I like rap.
    [x] I like techno.
    [x] I like country.
    [] I carry a purse.
    [x] I'd be lost without my cell phone.
    [x] I'd be lost without my mp3/CD player/iPod.
    [] I own/did own a Spice Girls CD.
    [] I own/did own a Britney Spears CD.
    [] I own/did own a boy band CD.
    [x] Football isn't boring. (half and half)
    [x] I love athletic boys.
    [x] I love skater guys.
    [x] I love punk guys.
    [] I love gangsta guys.
    [x] I love emo guys.
    [] I love gothic guys.
    [x] I love geeky guys.
    [x] I love country guys.
    [x] I love guys that are just themselves.
    [x] Guys are confusing
    [x] I've been called a tease.
    [x] I've been called a slutt
    [x] I've been called a bad influence.
    [x] Lip gloss is better than lipstick.
    [x] I can't leave the house without makeup. (mascara & eyeliner)
    [x] I play video games, even when there are other people around.
    [x] My friends are the best, and they're important to me.
    [x] I would do anything for my friends.
    [] I smoke way too much.
    [] I drink way too much.
    [] I have a tattoo.
    [] I have piercings other than my ears.

  19. Abby. * Abby. *
    posted a quote
    June 2, 2013 11:04am UTC
    If you call me ugly or say something mean to me in general I will
    literally think about it all week and hate myself so don't do that

  20. rachiesaysrawr rachiesaysrawr
    posted a quote
    August 17, 2013 2:11am UTC
    if someone tells you
    that you're not beautiful,
    turn around and walk away
    so they can have a great view
    of your fabulous a.ss.

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