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dooosh

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Member Since: 8 Nov 2012 07:49pm

Last Seen: 21 May 2014 06:43pm

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  1. dooosh dooosh
    posted a quote
    January 26, 2014 6:16pm UTC
    There's no reason to hate Bieber.
    To be honest, she's a really nice guy.

  2. dooosh dooosh
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    July 3, 2013 7:57pm UTC
    Had a massive poo this morning, after which I felt very shatisfied.

  3. dooosh dooosh
    posted a quote
    June 6, 2013 8:22pm UTC
    I caught a guy stealing a One Direction CD the other day.
    I let him get away with it, buying it is a bigger crime.

  4. dooosh dooosh
    posted a quote
    May 21, 2013 9:51pm UTC
    Just saw a video of Justin Bieber winning an award and thanking Jesus.
    Don't think I've cringed that hard since the ending of Paranormal Activity.

  5. dooosh dooosh
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    May 16, 2013 8:21am UTC
    I got a bit teary eyed on my last day of working at McDonald's.
    That air-conditioning was on far too high.

  6. dooosh dooosh
    posted a quote
    May 15, 2013 12:26pm UTC
    I saw a guy grinding on a girl in a nightclub.
    Quite weird...why did he have a skateboard in a nightclub?!

  7. dooosh dooosh
    posted a quote
    May 15, 2013 12:20pm UTC
    I hate it when people make jokes about religious figures eating meat.
    I mean, for God's steak.

  8. dooosh dooosh
    posted a quote
    May 11, 2013 11:23am UTC
    I just stood on a colony of ants.
    I guess you could say my feet are killing

  9. dooosh dooosh
    posted a quote
    May 6, 2013 9:16am UTC
    I woke up this morning and my mum said, "How did you sleep last night?"
    I said, "The same way I do every night, with my eyes shut."

  10. dooosh dooosh
    posted a quote
    April 19, 2013 10:37am UTC
    Guys that wear leather jackets <3

  11. dooosh dooosh
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    April 17, 2013 9:19am UTC
    My favorite exercise at the gym would definitely be judging.

  12. dooosh dooosh
    posted a quote
    April 13, 2013 5:47pm UTC
    Some people are so desperate for a top quote these days. They'll do literally anything.

  13. dooosh dooosh
    posted a quote
    April 13, 2013 5:44pm UTC
    On Saturaday nights I visit a club so exclusive nobody else knows it exists.
    It looks bizarrely like my living room & needs new cleaning staff.

  14. dooosh dooosh
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    April 11, 2013 6:36pm UTC
    I just overheard someone say, "I live in fear."
    I'm pretty sure you live in America, sweetheart.

  15. dooosh dooosh
    posted a quote
    April 11, 2013 6:31pm UTC
    My boyfriend left me because I never project my voice. He'd have been mad had he heard what I said afterwards.

  16. dooosh dooosh
    posted a quote
    March 15, 2013 10:35am UTC
    Maybe the most that you can expect from a relationship that goes bad is to come out of it with a few good songs.

  17. dooosh dooosh
    posted a quote
    March 5, 2013 9:33pm UTC
    Most of my jokes are so bad even the tumbleweed says, "I don't want to be involved in this."

  18. dooosh dooosh
    posted a quote
    March 5, 2013 9:29pm UTC
    I ate like a horse earlier.
    In a field. My parents don't love me.

  19. dooosh dooosh
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    March 5, 2013 9:26pm UTC
    My geography teacher: "Where is England?"
    Me: "On page 17."

  20. dooosh dooosh
    posted a quote
    March 5, 2013 9:15pm UTC
    Why does toilet paper even need a commercial?
    Who on this earth isn't buying it.

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