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Member Since: 17 Dec 2011 05:39pm

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Location: unicorn land.

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Hello, fellow wittian.
My name is Natalie.
I'm here to help if you ever
have a problem.
Feel free to comment me,
I dont bite (although, some
of my friends do) but that's
okay, cuz I dont.
Well, about me. I'm 15,
I live in Massachussetts,
I like soccer, animals,
coding, photography,
writing, reading, music,
A lot of things.
I'm generally a happy
person, but some of my
quotes are depressing
because, well, sh/t happens.

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Fake_a_smile
posted a quote
November 8, 2013 3:07pm UTC

I haven't been on here in like a year whoops

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Fake_a_smile
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November 8, 2013 3:02pm UTC

This site gives me like, war flashbacks to middle school and its horrible ew

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Fake_a_smile
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May 17, 2013 5:54pm UTC

SLEEPING WITH SIRENS FANS
In my tumblr-ing travels, I have stumbled across something magical... The audio for one of the songs off the unreleased album! You're welcome guys, its right here:
http://www44.zippyshare.com/v/4528492/file.html
It's pretty awesome.

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Fake_a_smile
posted a quote
April 8, 2013 9:47pm UTC

Hey Witty
Who wants to help a friend out?
(that friend being me)

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Fake_a_smile
posted a quote
April 8, 2013 9:37pm UTC

So, hey, witty, haven't talked to you guys in a while now
Life's been pretty great, although busy.
And, I have a boyfriend now. And he asked me to senior prom and help i dont understand how to do this stuff like what does one do like i dont even know what im supposed to do and i can't ask my friends because i'm a freshman and blah life is complicated help me? :)

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Fake_a_smile
posted a quote
March 6, 2013 1:31am UTC

Most People at Midnight: ugh, I'm
exhausted, I'm going to sleep
Me at Midnight: Right now seems like an excellent time to reorganize my desk that i haven't cleaned since 2010 and read a third of a 450 page novel.

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Fake_a_smile
posted a quote
March 5, 2013 10:35pm UTC

Me: I should really stop talking to myself
Me: ...
Me: ...
Me: ...
Me: ... I say
Me: ...To myself..

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Fake_a_smile
posted a quote
March 2, 2013 5:47pm UTC

And then, I found out how hard it is to really change;
Even Hell can get comfy once you've settled in

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Fake_a_smile
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January 27, 2013 1:14pm UTC

That awkward moment when
I'm learning more new words from homestuck than I am from my honors english teacher

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Fake_a_smile
posted a quote
January 26, 2013 3:34pm UTC

every dream
begins with a
dreamer

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Fake_a_smile
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January 21, 2013 10:58pm UTC

Me: *Drives 45 minutes to mall with friends*
Me: *Buys Sleeping With Sirens shirt and nothing else*
Me: *Orders Anthem merch the second the line drops after staring at countdown for an hour* Me: *Watches every Bryan Stars interview for them*
Me: *Listens to every song ever made*
Me: *Follows about 20943 SWS blogs on tumblr*
Me: *Stalks every member of band*
Me: *Watches every interview on the internet*
Me: What I'm not obsessed shut up you're lying I'm not obsessed with them at all
Me: No really look at this someone painted their wall as the album art AND IT LOOKS REALLY COOL AND THIS PERSON MADE CUSTOM SHOES THAT I WANT and whose idea was it to make the albums inTO CHRISTMAS ORNAMENTS THAT I NEED is it really that bad it is isn't it dammit

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Fake_a_smile
posted a quote
January 15, 2013 5:51pm UTC

"You guys couldn't be more white if I painted you that color!"
"Maybe that's because we all are..."
this is an actual conversation between my band instructor and the band.

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Fake_a_smile
posted a quote
January 9, 2013 9:12pm UTC

That moment when
you're texting your parents, in the middle of class
and they don't even comment on it

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Fake_a_smile
posted a quote
January 9, 2013 8:22pm UTC

To be honest,
when I see someone wearing a band tee
for Pierce The Veil, Sleeping With Sirens, etc,
What I really want to do is walk up to them and ask,
"So, what went wrong for you?"

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Fake_a_smile
posted a quote
December 24, 2012 10:58pm UTC

There were never any fingerprints to hide
because your death was a suicide
there was no evidence to find,
because it wasn't me who committed the crime

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Fake_a_smile
posted a quote
December 24, 2012 10:54pm UTC

Boys: *Fighting, tackling, wrestling*
Teacher: *Walks out* EXCUSE ME? DO YOU WANT A DETENTION
Boys: *Quickly transforms headlock into hug*
Boys: I LOVE YOU BRO *bearhugs*

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Fake_a_smile
posted a quote
December 24, 2012 4:21pm UTC

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credit-removers will be put on the naughty list
you don't wanna be on the naughty list, okay?
sa
MERRY
CHRISTMAS
WITTY!

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Fake_a_smile
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December 24, 2012 2:15pm UTC

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Fake_a_smile
posted a quote
December 24, 2012 1:33pm UTC

Unanswerable Questions #1
How the hell are Warped Tour tickets so cheap?
You see all your favorite bands, yet tickets cost like $25

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Fake_a_smile
posted a quote
December 23, 2012 9:07pm UTC

When life gives you lemons
Stop being so ungrateful and say thank you!

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