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Fake_a_smile

Status: PCTYD poster child :/

Member Since: 17 Dec 2011 05:39pm

Last Seen: 26 Oct 2016 02:45pm

Location: unicorn land.

user id: 251796

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Hello, fellow wittian.
My name is Natalie.
I'm here to help if you ever
have a problem.
Feel free to comment me,
I dont bite (although, some
of my friends do) but that's
okay, cuz I dont.
Well, about me. I'm 15,
I live in Massachussetts,
I like soccer, animals,
coding, photography,
writing, reading, music,
A lot of things.
I'm generally a happy
person, but some of my
quotes are depressing
because, well, sh/t happens. 
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  1. Fake_a_smile Fake_a_smile
    posted a quote
    November 8, 2013 3:07pm UTC
    I haven't been on here in like a year whoops

  2. Fake_a_smile Fake_a_smile
    posted a quote
    November 8, 2013 3:02pm UTC
    This site gives me like, war flashbacks to middle school and its horrible ew

  3. Fake_a_smile Fake_a_smile
    posted a quote
    May 17, 2013 5:54pm UTC
    SLEEPING WITH SIRENS FANS
    In my tumblr-ing travels, I have stumbled across something magical... The audio for one of the songs off the unreleased album! You're welcome guys, its right here:
    http://www44.zippyshare.com/v/4528492/file.html
    It's pretty awesome.

  4. Fake_a_smile Fake_a_smile
    posted a quote
    April 8, 2013 9:47pm UTC
    Hey Witty
    Who wants to help a friend out?
    (that friend being me)

  5. Fake_a_smile Fake_a_smile
    posted a quote
    April 8, 2013 9:37pm UTC
    So, hey, witty, haven't talked to you guys in a while now
    Life's been pretty great, although busy.
    And, I have a boyfriend now. And he asked me to senior prom and help i dont understand how to do this stuff like what does one do like i dont even know what im supposed to do and i can't ask my friends because i'm a freshman and blah life is complicated help me? :)

  6. Fake_a_smile Fake_a_smile
    posted a quote
    March 6, 2013 1:31am UTC
    Most People at Midnight: ugh, I'm
    exhausted, I'm going to sleep
    Me at Midnight: Right now seems like an excellent time to reorganize my desk that i haven't cleaned since 2010 and read a third of a 450 page novel.

  7. Fake_a_smile Fake_a_smile
    posted a quote
    March 5, 2013 10:35pm UTC
    Me: I should really stop talking to myself
    Me: ...
    Me: ...
    Me: ...
    Me: ... I say
    Me: ...To myself..

  8. Fake_a_smile Fake_a_smile
    posted a quote
    March 2, 2013 5:47pm UTC
    And then, I found out how hard it is to really change;
    Even Hell can get comfy once you've settled in

  9. Fake_a_smile Fake_a_smile
    posted a quote
    January 27, 2013 1:14pm UTC
    That awkward moment when
    I'm learning more new words from homestuck than I am from my honors english teacher

  10. Fake_a_smile Fake_a_smile
    posted a quote
    January 26, 2013 3:34pm UTC
    every dream
    begins with a
    dreamer

  11. Fake_a_smile Fake_a_smile
    posted a quote
    January 21, 2013 10:58pm UTC
    Me: *Drives 45 minutes to mall with friends*
    Me: *Buys Sleeping With Sirens shirt and nothing else*
    Me: *Orders Anthem merch the second the line drops after staring at countdown for an hour* Me: *Watches every Bryan Stars interview for them*
    Me: *Listens to every song ever made*
    Me: *Follows about 20943 SWS blogs on tumblr*
    Me: *Stalks every member of band*
    Me: *Watches every interview on the internet*
    Me: What I'm not obsessed shut up you're lying I'm not obsessed with them at all
    Me: No really look at this someone painted their wall as the album art AND IT LOOKS REALLY COOL AND THIS PERSON MADE CUSTOM SHOES THAT I WANT and whose idea was it to make the albums inTO CHRISTMAS ORNAMENTS THAT I NEED is it really that bad it is isn't it dammit

  12. Fake_a_smile Fake_a_smile
    posted a quote
    January 15, 2013 5:51pm UTC
    "You guys couldn't be more white if I painted you that color!"
    "Maybe that's because we all are..."
    this is an actual conversation between my band instructor and the band.

  13. Fake_a_smile Fake_a_smile
    posted a quote
    January 9, 2013 9:12pm UTC
    That moment when
    you're texting your parents, in the middle of class
    and they don't even comment on it

  14. Fake_a_smile Fake_a_smile
    posted a quote
    January 9, 2013 8:22pm UTC
    To be honest,
    when I see someone wearing a band tee
    for Pierce The Veil, Sleeping With Sirens, etc,
    What I really want to do is walk up to them and ask,
    "So, what went wrong for you?"

  15. Fake_a_smile Fake_a_smile
    posted a quote
    December 24, 2012 10:58pm UTC
    There were never any fingerprints to hide
    because your death was a suicide
    there was no evidence to find,
    because it wasn't me who committed the crime

  16. Fake_a_smile Fake_a_smile
    posted a quote
    December 24, 2012 10:54pm UTC
    Boys: *Fighting, tackling, wrestling*
    Teacher: *Walks out* EXCUSE ME? DO YOU WANT A DETENTION
    Boys: *Quickly transforms headlock into hug*
    Boys: I LOVE YOU BRO *bearhugs*

  17. Fake_a_smile Fake_a_smile
    posted a quote
    December 24, 2012 4:21pm UTC
    format by fake_a_smile
    credit-removers will be put on the naughty list
    you don't wanna be on the naughty list, okay?
    sa
    MERRY
    CHRISTMAS
    WITTY!

  18. Fake_a_smile Fake_a_smile
    posted a quote
    December 24, 2012 2:15pm UTC
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  19. Fake_a_smile Fake_a_smile
    posted a quote
    December 24, 2012 1:33pm UTC
    Unanswerable Questions #1
    How the hell are Warped Tour tickets so cheap?
    You see all your favorite bands, yet tickets cost like $25

  20. Fake_a_smile Fake_a_smile
    posted a quote
    December 23, 2012 9:07pm UTC
    When life gives you lemons
    Stop being so ungrateful and say thank you!

:)

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