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  1. desperado* desperado*
    posted a quote
    June 1, 2017 9:13pm UTC
    I WISH YOU WERE A BETTER MAN.

  2. Delicate* Delicate*
    posted a quote
    April 11, 2015 9:58am UTC
    There is a place where the wind steadily blows,
    And yet it never wears down on you. Where the storms come in from the East and the streets become empty, like a ghost town. Where leaves and dust sway like warning bella sounding their alarm. Where the great oak tree rustles in welcoming and metal grinds against metal, giving out it's cry.
    I'll be there someday. It is my own castle in the sky.

  3. ThatSecretSmile_* ThatSecretSmile_*
    posted a quote
    April 7, 2015 5:59pm UTC
    A year since you've been gone..
    We all miss you♥
    RIP NAN - 07.04.14

  4. lautnerlover98 lautnerlover98
    posted a quote
    August 19, 2014 8:48pm UTC
    This girl in my town was complaining on facebook that she didn't want to move and then her next status was saying how much she hated it here....

  5. thgcfmj123 thgcfmj123
    posted a quote
    July 7, 2014 3:37am UTC
    Does anyone else play town of salem?

  6. glitter on my hands* glitter on my hands*
    posted a quote
    March 13, 2014 4:58pm UTC
    That awkward moment when you discover your town's website
    and you look through all the photos to see if you're in any

  7. Dishonored* Dishonored*
    posted a quote
    January 18, 2014 1:07am UTC
    When I say I'm from the country,
    people think I'm joking or they think
    I'm from some cute little town or
    what have you, but no. When I say
    I'm from the country, I mean you
    have to walk over a mile to the
    nearest house, and drive half an
    hour to the nearest cute little town
    (well, if you follow the speed limit.)
    Oh, and my neighbors? Yeah, most
    of them are Amish. So, no, I'm not joking
    or being over dramatic. It's the boonies.

  8. mtndewhm* mtndewhm*
    posted a quote
    January 4, 2014 9:24pm UTC
    Why did the punk kid cross the street?
    To get the hèll outta town

  9. DunGoofed DunGoofed
    posted a quote
    December 10, 2013 9:04pm UTC
    I just realised how much my town looks like Minnesota when it snows. I live nowhere near Minnesota and in my town it hasnt snowed in two years. It snowed today... I WAS SO HAPPYYYYYYYY :D :D

  10. Heidi* Heidi*
    posted a quote
    November 26, 2013 6:06pm UTC
    I live in town.
    My neighbor has ducks.
    We have chickens.
    Both will be on my table on Thanksgiving.
    If they don't freaking shut up.

  11. DunGoofed DunGoofed
    posted a quote
    November 10, 2013 1:33am UTC
    The air raid sirens ment for nuclear war keep going off in my town. Theyre on now. Anyone else have that problem???

  12. insecuritiesarelife insecuritiesarelife
    posted a quote
    November 8, 2013 9:19pm UTC
    when do i go on vacation tho..

  13. mtndewhm* mtndewhm*
    posted a quote
    October 27, 2013 11:17am UTC
    I think I'm going to be pop punk for Halloween
    Someone: What are you?
    Me: SICK OF THIS TOWN

  14. SecretlyBrokenAndSilentlyHoping SecretlyBrokenAndSilentlyHoping
    posted a quote
    October 10, 2013 12:11pm UTC
    You've got a smile
    that could light up
    this whole town.

  15. mtndewhm* mtndewhm*
    posted a quote
    October 4, 2013 7:55pm UTC
    So there's this guy in my town who wears like short shorts and crop tops and he's old and he has like a major foot fetish. Like if a woman wears sandals and he sees them he will actaully attack their feet and oh my god what I need to move.

  16. mtndewhm* mtndewhm*
    posted a quote
    September 8, 2013 6:13pm UTC
    We have roughly 10 different pizza places and 5 different ice cream places in my town.

  17. SoftballMyLife22 SoftballMyLife22
    posted a quote
    August 8, 2013 9:53pm UTC
    I live in a town everyone claims to hate, yet they never leave.

  18. Caitlyn* Caitlyn*
    posted a quote
    July 9, 2013 11:24pm UTC
    Well this ain't nothing, nothing but a goodbye town.

  19. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    July 1, 2013 9:59am UTC
    So I went on Urban Dictinary and looked up my town and this is what some of the descriptions said and I am laughing because omfg the accuracy.
    --A small suburban American town. Typically 99% of the adolescent population takes drugs or drinks alchohol heavily everyday and graduates to go on to school at a UMass college.
    An alarming number of SUVs, denoting the stupidity of the town's adult population. The prime location of it being near Route 3, Route 3A, I-495, Route 4, and others mean more people than should live here keep moving in, and jerks keep selling forestland to make new crappy developments for these jerks to live in.
    Refered to in slang as the 'Cho', with different prefixes indicating geographical areas; NoCho = North Chelsmford, SoCho = South Chelmsford, and so on. (EaCho, WeCho, CenCho)
    Also and firstmost, a town in the UK.
    --A small town 30 miles from Boston, that no one has heard about unless they lived here, or have a friend from here. There's nothing to do on the weekends, kids think its cool to hang out at Stop & Shop.
    Unless you live in the center of the town, it takes twenty minutes to get from one place to another. And our rotary changed from a simple circle to a messed up square. There's nothing to do but get wasted or high, and if you want drugs, just walk across the street, because you're neighbor is probably dealing them.
    If you're a football player, then you're set for life in this town, you become the hero, and get out of speeding tickets and possession of drugs.

  20. JcZoe JcZoe
    posted a quote
    June 24, 2013 3:07pm UTC
    Trapped
    I thought it was these walls - but i went out side, it felt the same
    I thought it was this street- but i walked out, it felt the same
    I thought it was the repetativeness- but i quit and felt the same
    I thought i was these people- but i couln't leave again
    I thought it was this town- but i walked out, it felt the same
    I thought it was this country- but that was only a tempory fix
    I thought it was this world- I didn't try to leave
    Then I thought it was mind- and I was right
    Trapped inside my own head
    No music could be my release
    No drink, no drugs, no expencive release
    No pain, no tears, i done it before
    No fix, no cure but time its self
    Trapped inside of my head

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