Witty Profiles
26 faves · 24 comments · Jul 1, 2013 9:59am
sneekyninja
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1 decade ago
"A pretty sh.itty town north of Boston and south of Greenland. Located in Massachusetts, its where high schoolers complain about having nothing to do. On weekends, teenagers will either get stone.d, drunk, or bi.tch about not being able to get stoned or drunk. Swampscott incorporates the preps of Marblehead with the gangbangers of Lynn, making one of the largest preppiest towns who wish they were black, and that's not saying much, seeing as the town is about three square miles long. Not a bad music scene, actually, as many decent bands form here, and band shows are always fun. Opinions on the school system vary, the education is good, as most kids go off to college, but the administration are a bunch of idiots who don't know a good idea from a horses' left . There is no crime here whatsoever, because of this, the police spend most of their time watching 'Fred' videos on Youtube and off French nationalists. Overall, it's a not a good place to be. But you could be stuck somewhere worse." so this is my town.
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Wheeling
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1 decade ago
Mine says:
The second largest city in Washington State,has it's middle upper class neighborhoods like the Southill and the more lower class neighborhoods like West Central or Hillyard. Known for meth and prostitution in some areas. Has a 100 acre park park downtown and held expo'74. There is a lot of white trash and alot of wiggers, but has most of their black people around downtown.First thing you'll notice might be all the homeless people, that care more about meth than money. Not that bad of a city if you like the outdoors or if your just looking for weed. I might move back next week to meet up with my old 18th street homies.
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theinvisiblegirl*
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1 decade ago
Mine is pretty interesting:
The capital of Scotland that either full of English, people that want to be English or statues of English people. Only exception is August, then it's full of Japanese tourists.
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the HIV capital of Europe; the former owing to the fact that the populace is made up of wh0res, poofs and junkies.
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AlwaysxAxDreamer
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1 decade ago
Mine has a lot to choose from: Miami is the city that you love to hate.
Its the city that you hate to be a part of and proud to say your from.
Its the city with the poorest hoods and the richest mansions.
Its they city that scares you to be in and love every part of.
Its got nightlife and parts that will end your life at night.
Miami is the gateway to and from the US.
Miami is (form: South Beach, Coral Gables, North Miami Beach to: Liberty City, Carol City, Little Havanna).
Miami is the home of D-Wade, and Shaq.
M-I-A-M-I.
(Yep, you guessed it. I wanna move.)
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BringMeTheEric
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1 decade ago
mine.. lol Rehoboth
40 up, 21 down
Small town in Massachusetts which is populated primarily by cows and which has absolutely nothing to do for fun.
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ASongOfIceAndDirewolves*
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1 decade ago
Mine is :
City at the northwest edge of Greater Boston, where route 93 and I-95 intersect. Really isn't that bad of a place, but isn't somwhere you'd want to spend your whole life. Mostly populated by Italians, Irish, and Hispanics. Also has a really nice movie theater and a pretend mall.
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City just North of Boston where 93 and 95 intersect. Referred to the people who live there as the "wu". Has town pride out the GO TANNERS. People tend to generally be gangsta, but you can't include everyone in that statement. It's a place where a lot of tragedy happens to young adults..too many deaths at too young an age.Also a place where the girls can drink just as much as the guys can. Overall, its not a bad place, but you don't want to be stuck living there your whole life.
The parts about tthe pretend mall and the tanner pride are so true :)
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brooke6262
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1 decade ago
lol liberty tree is a pretend mall..i like the bungee cords tho
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ASongOfIceAndDirewolves*
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1 decade ago
Omg I love those :) I've only been there like twice though
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sneekyninja
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1 decade ago
oh my gosh are you in Peabody????
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ASongOfIceAndDirewolves*
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1 decade ago
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brooke6262
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1 decade ago
holldd up I'm a creep but I think I know you..did you used to play mps..
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ASongOfIceAndDirewolves*
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1 decade ago
Yeah haha
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brooke6262
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1 decade ago
do you remember me? I'm brooke (in case you couldn't tell by my user name)
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ASongOfIceAndDirewolves*
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1 decade ago
YESS! Omg that's soo crazy
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brooke6262
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1 decade ago
small world!
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neonzebra2449
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1 decade ago
Mine is:
A ridiculously small town in upstate new york which contains no traffic lights.
Candor is so stupid, it has no traffic lights!
But everyone smokes weed!
It's pretty acurate
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hayhayy915
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1 decade ago
Hey where do u live in NY cuz I live in upstate NY too
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neonzebra2449
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1 decade ago
Kinda close to Ithaca. How b'out you?
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neonzebra2449
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1 decade ago
* 'bout
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hayhayy915
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1 decade ago
Just outside of Rochester. Wow were not tht far from eachother
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neonzebra2449
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1 decade ago
I have family that lives in Rochester and we're visiting them in August O.O
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hayhayy915
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1 decade ago
Omg thts so kool
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hayhayy915
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1 decade ago
Lol u inspired me to do the same thing and even tho it doesn't describe my city for as bad as it really is its still pretty funny haha here it is
A great city for any college educated person who wants to work for (1) a vibrant privately-owned business constantly on the verge of being acquired and downsized by an out-of-state buyer, (2) a hospital, or (3) a foul, low-paying, soul-stealing call center.
I really love this city, and would love to stay, but I just can't support my family here anymore.
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