Urbandictionary Quotes

someoneinhiding
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November 26, 2013 5:15pm UTC

Hand Job:
The 21st century equivelant of a kiss.

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Chicken_Nuggets
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October 3, 2013 5:38am UTC

Most people have relatable and cute Urban Dictionary Definitions of their name, Then There's me:
Minnie: Noun: Alternative spelling to mini when refering to female genital parts.
1: She's gone commando and her skirt is so short, that when she bends over you can see right up her minnie!
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September 18, 2013 7:46am UTC

URBAN DICTIONARY-
Witty Profiles
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Witty profiles can be extremely addicting.
Obsession will occur.
School work will be put off until every single quote
on the top quotes list is read.
Witty profiles will know more about you than your friends
and family do, and you will pour every single thought into
your quotes.
You will always keep a notepad or something to record your
quotes in so you don’t forget them.
Witty profiles will pretty much be your LIFE.

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*Yours Truly*
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September 2, 2013 3:42am UTC

1. Go to Urban Dictionary
2. Type in your name in the search.
3. Enjoy reading awesome things people say.

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mtndewhm*
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August 13, 2013 9:58pm UTC

Me: *Searchs for my name on Urban Dictionary*
Me: I'm not blonde or ginger, you little shìt
Me: My eyes are green.
Me: I'm not wanted by many members of the opposite sèx.
Me: Yes, I am a bìtch
Me: I am in no way the "cheerleader type"
Me: I hate parties
Me: Well, you got my bra size right.
Me: I don't have high standards. I take what I can get.
Me: I'm not tall.
Me: I'm not short.
Me: Well, last post, don't you sound like a bundle of joy!

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*Yours Truly*
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July 24, 2013 1:44am UTC

1) Look up Miley Cyrus on Urban Dictionary.
2) Scroll down to the fourth definition.
3) Try not to snort as you laugh hysterically.

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*Yours Truly*
posted a quote
July 24, 2013 1:39am UTC

Could not find a single bad word about Demi Lovato,
in the Urban Dictionary. I am impressed.

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pinkneonlights_
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July 18, 2013 2:01pm UTC

Thank God for urbandictionary or I'd never know what anyone was talking about

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DeathOfASon
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July 16, 2013 7:54pm UTC

thank god for urbandictionary
or I’d never know what anyone was talking about

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*Into the Midnight Show*
posted a quote
July 4, 2013 8:20pm UTC

Book hangover
JUNE 22
When you've finished a book and you suddenly return to the real world, but the real world feels incomplete or surreal because you're still living in the world of the book.
"I have a really bad book hangover today, I could hardly concentrate at work."
by Emmachan3

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someoneinhiding
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July 1, 2013 12:03pm UTC

The Urban Dictionary definition of the amazing state of Rhode Island is perfect. Oh, you don't know what that is. Well f/ck you. Here.. this is what Rhode Island is.
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Rhode Island
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1. The greatest place in the world.
2. The nation's greatest kept secret... the best place to party, eat, relax, most culture, and the number one place to have a generally awesome time.
3. Home of New York System Weiners, Dels Lemonade, Salt and Vinegar on French Fries, Buddy Cianci, no school Fosta Glossta, and most importantly, Coffeemilk.
Rhode Island f/cking rules... and no other state or even country could ever compare. Especially those outside of New England. You f/ckers don't know what youre missing.

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Hale_Storm18
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July 1, 2013 9:59am UTC

So I went on Urban Dictinary and looked up my town and this is what some of the descriptions said and I am laughing because omfg the accuracy.
--A small suburban American town. Typically 99% of the adolescent population takes drugs or drinks alchohol heavily everyday and graduates to go on to school at a UMass college.
An alarming number of SUVs, denoting the stupidity of the town's adult population. The prime location of it being near Route 3, Route 3A, I-495, Route 4, and others mean more people than should live here keep moving in, and jerks keep selling forestland to make new crappy developments for these jerks to live in.
Refered to in slang as the 'Cho', with different prefixes indicating geographical areas; NoCho = North Chelsmford, SoCho = South Chelmsford, and so on. (EaCho, WeCho, CenCho)
Also and firstmost, a town in the UK.
--A small town 30 miles from Boston, that no one has heard about unless they lived here, or have a friend from here. There's nothing to do on the weekends, kids think its cool to hang out at Stop & Shop.
Unless you live in the center of the town, it takes twenty minutes to get from one place to another. And our rotary changed from a simple circle to a messed up square. There's nothing to do but get wasted or high, and if you want drugs, just walk across the street, because you're neighbor is probably dealing them.
If you're a football player, then you're set for life in this town, you become the hero, and get out of speeding tickets and possession of drugs.

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TellitTotheFrogs*
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June 17, 2013 10:40pm UTC

witty profiles
on urban dictionary:
witty profiles can be exteremly addicting.obsession will occur.School work will be put off until every single quote on the top quotes list is read. Witty profiles will know more about you than your friends and family do, and you will pour every single thought into your quotes. You will always keep a notepad or something to r e c o r d your quotes in so you don’t forget them. Witty profiles will pretty much be your LIFE. <3.
f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5 n m q!

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_kevin
posted a quote
June 1, 2013 2:58am UTC

Friend Zoned
[ frend-zond ] , verb
A very frustrating and very sh/tty place to be.
What does this mean? It means you're f/cked.

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GlassHorizon
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May 8, 2013 6:34pm UTC

1.
Witty Profiles
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Witty profiles can be extremely addicting.
Obsession will occur.
School work will be put off until every single quote
on the top quotes list is read.
Witty profiles will know more about you than your friends
and family do, and you will pour every single thought into
your quotes.
You will always keep a notepad or something to r e c o r d your
quotes in so you don’t forget them.
Witty profiles will pretty much be your LIFE. <3
Witty Profiler: Dude have you heard of witty profiles?
Person: No?.?
Witty Profiler. o.O!
so the urban dictionary made me laugh.

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Livelovemusic11
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May 1, 2013 5:04pm UTC

1.
Peasant
Non-witty users and/or those who are ignorant or intolerant of awesome things.
Fangirl: " But mom, I can't go to school. It's full of peasants."

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Abigiggles*
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April 18, 2013 7:46pm UTC

Urban Dictionarys thoughts on
Break ups;
When two people have to let each other go. Dispite the fact that one of them loves the other one truly. The girl or the guy in your case, decides that the two of you are not compatible for each other. Hopefully the two of the people can remain friends, though that is hard for guys to do, because we hold on. But always remember, there are more than 6 billion people on this planet. So though you may not want to hear it, the chances of this person being the one, are less than winning the lottery. I know it's tough but you have to move on after a break up.

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Abigiggles*
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April 18, 2013 7:44pm UTC

Urban Dictionary..
Love;
nature's way of tricking people into reproducing

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jariley*
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February 28, 2013 3:40pm UTC

Urban Dictionary
hope:mankind's greatest weakness and greatest strength.

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byewitty*
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February 7, 2013 11:15pm UTC

Urban Dictionary
Witty Profiles
1. Where self confidence goes to die.
2. A website which would be really good, except for the people. The so-called 'witty profilers' or 'wittians' hate anyone born after 1996, because apparently (according to a 'witty girl') a 90's kid is between 1986-1996.
3. A website, where people WILL judge you unless you're not popular. If you are, you'll have stupid suck-ups favouriting all of your quotes, following you and standing up for you. However, you will have a gang of haters who want your top-quote status.
4. A website where, as soon as a boy joins and posts something like 'hi, i am a boy' he gets 599495673 faves. But a girl could join, post quotes WORTH reading, and get 1 fave.
1. Omg, she's not popular, let's try and get her off Witty Profiles by leaving mean comments!
2. Omg, you aren't a 90's kid, we all hate you!
3. Omg, you're popular, I LOVE YOU! FOLLOW MEEEE!!!
4. Omg, your'e a boy, I'll act like I'm not desperate but I'll fave+follow until you like me!
And this is what people think of Witty Profiles...do we really want this reputation?

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