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Heidi*

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Member Since: 13 May 2012 09:33pm

Last Seen: 19 Jan 2015 02:09am

Location: Montana

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user id: 299571

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Heidi*
posted a quote
August 23, 2014 5:33pm UTC

half my family is across the country, my brother is in college, my younger sister rather clean her room, my grandma is reading, and not to mention ive lost contact with about all of what i thought were my friends. so does anyone want to watch Back to the Future with me?

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Heidi*
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December 9, 2013 4:32pm UTC

Me: how to -
Google: how to sing
Me: - not get -
Google: how to not get tired
Me: - tired while s -
Google: how to not get tired while swimming
sprinting
studying
Me: - standing.

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Heidi*
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November 26, 2013 10:51pm UTC

Old people always poke me at weddings and say
"you're next"
so now I do the same thing at funerals.

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Heidi*
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November 26, 2013 10:44pm UTC

Old people always poke me at weddings and say
"you're next"
so now I do the same thing at funerals.

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Heidi*
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November 26, 2013 9:04pm UTC

So one time I was eating cereal.....
^
as usual

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Heidi*
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November 26, 2013 9:01pm UTC

biggest mistake of my life: sharing a bathroom with my brother
just kidding
but seriously

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Heidi*
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November 26, 2013 8:59pm UTC

I love how you can highlight something, right click, and click google search for...

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Heidi*
posted a quote
November 26, 2013 8:57pm UTC

I'm the only one on Facebook because everyone has iPhones, so they go on Instagram, Vine, Snapchat, and all the other phone apps.
Then I'm on Witty like: "I don't know you people, but I love you!!!"

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Heidi*
posted a quote
November 26, 2013 8:24pm UTC

"A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife than spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man."
- Lana Turner

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Heidi*
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November 26, 2013 8:16pm UTC

Me: I love you, mommy!
Mom: Go find the vacuum and put it away.

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Heidi*
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November 26, 2013 7:54pm UTC

Even Mary Katherine Gallagher got a boyfriend.

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Heidi*
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November 26, 2013 6:06pm UTC

I live in town.
My neighbor has ducks.
We have chickens.
Both will be on my table on Thanksgiving.
If they don't freaking shut up.

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Heidi*
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November 22, 2013 10:35pm UTC

(Maroon 5 "Wipe Your Eyes")
Tonight before you fall asleep,
I'll run my tongue across your teeth

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Heidi*
posted a quote
November 22, 2013 10:32pm UTC

I Google searched "popualar social networking sites"
and Myspace was number 4 out of 20.
This was obviously an outdated ranking.

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Heidi*
posted a quote
November 22, 2013 10:22pm UTC

F to the E R G the I the E
and can't no other lady put it down like me
I'm fergalicious...

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Heidi*
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November 22, 2013 9:35pm UTC

My friends are not fans because they don't blow me away,they are lamps because they light up my night.

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Heidi*
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November 22, 2013 9:31pm UTC

it is not called a selfie if you arent the only one in the picture

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Heidi*
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November 15, 2013 10:46pm UTC

I wonder if Harry ever got that sandwich from Kreacher.

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Heidi*
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November 15, 2013 9:22pm UTC

I don't want to lose you like I did my mind

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Heidi*
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November 15, 2013 9:06pm UTC

Some people choose to be brave.
Most people's only choice is to be brave.

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