Best Tongue Quotes This Week

vanilla_shortcake
posted a quote
April 18, 2013 3:18pm UTC

When you burn your tongue
and everything tastes like sh/t

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Fαy Στylες*
posted a quote
February 20, 2013 8:49am UTC

You can not lick your nose with your tongue .
Now, stop trying.You look like an idiot.

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Ralph*
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March 20, 2013 4:37pm UTC

I've fallen for everything about you.
I've fallen for the way your eyes sparkle with colour when you look at me. I've fallen for your straight-toothed smile.
I've fallen for the way words roll off your tongue.
The way you push things further into the higher shelf so that you'd have an excuse to get it for me over and over again.
I've fallen for the way you say, "Good morning" to me. The way you take morning showers &your hair is all wet.
I've fallen so hard, someone will have to piece me back together.♥

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Carla Crahan.*
posted a quote
March 9, 2014 12:42pm UTC

Trying to tell my crush I love him:
me: I've got a secret! it's on the tip of my tongue, it's in the back of my lungs and I'm gonna keep it; I KNOW SOMETHING YOU DON'T KNOW! *singing*

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*Yours Truly*
posted a quote
November 2, 2014 1:06am UTC

I feel like my tongue would be safer in your mouth.
Probably.

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rooftops*
posted a quote
May 17, 2013 5:38pm UTC

I've held my tongue for far too long this silence kills me.

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fool's gold*
posted a quote
June 18, 2014 11:58am UTC

"A tongue has no bones
BUT IT CAN BREAK A HEART."
-Ed Sheeran ♥

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Asking_Alexis
posted a quote
August 22, 2013 7:58pm UTC

Friend: *Sticks his tongue out at me*
Me: Now Brandon, if you aren't going to use that , I suggest you put that back in your mouth.

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capsized*
posted a quote
September 3, 2013 9:59pm UTC

why did someone choose to spell tongue like tongue like was that necessary a simple tung would do

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Skimrande
posted a quote
February 5, 2013 4:21pm UTC

Sticking your tongue out is the six-year-old equivalent
of giving someone the finger.

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heartofstones
posted a quote
March 27, 2014 3:19pm UTC

3 Most Difficult Things to do in The World:
1. Counting your hair
2. Washing your eyes with soap
3. Breathing when your tongue is out.
Now please put your tongue back in your mouth.

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Leslie and Alli *
posted a quote
February 28, 2013 7:28pm UTC

A tongue has no bones but it is strong enough to
break a heart. Be carefull with your words

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ayeitzemilayyy
posted a quote
August 24, 2013 1:42pm UTC

3 Most difficult things to do in the world:
1. You can't count your hair
2. You can't wash your eyes with sop.
3. You can't breathe with your tongue out.
Now please put your tongue back in your mouth.
I was just joking.

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awesomejapneet*
posted a quote
December 17, 2013 4:13pm UTC

Dis Attitude Rockzz...!Teeth said to Tongue: If i just press a little,u'l get cut.Tongue replied:If i misuse a word, all 32 of u wil come out:-):)

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Daanniieellee
posted a quote
February 23, 2013 6:04pm UTC

Weird Fact #1
If you touch your tongue while yawning the yawn will stop
my terrible format and quote

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Livy*
posted a quote
May 5, 2013 6:44pm UTC

The tongue has the power of life or death.
Proverbs 18:21
format credit: salemsoto

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addy*
posted a quote
June 21, 2014 2:52pm UTC

"A tongue has no bones but it can break a heart." -Ed Sheeran

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My_Lazy_Knight*
posted a quote
October 7, 2013 7:29pm UTC

you keep me onnn the edge of my seat, i bite my tongue so you dont hear me!, i wanna hate every part of you with me!, but i cant hate the ones who made me!

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mtndewhm*
posted a quote
August 31, 2013 10:12pm UTC

I have like no talents that will benefit me in life but I can always be a hooker because I can tie cherry stems with my tongue so I guess I have that.

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Pack619
posted a quote
September 8, 2013 11:32am UTC

Did You Know#8
Every time you lick a stamp, you're consuming 1/10 of a calorie.

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