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1. awesomejapneet*
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   January 18, 2014 2:42pm UTC
   So a female peacock isn't called a peacunt?
   
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2. awesomejapneet*
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   January 17, 2014 3:14pm UTC
   "God can do more in a moment of favour thanyou can do in a lifetime of labour..."
   
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3. awesomejapneet*
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   January 1, 2014 4:09pm UTC
   A personwho can explaincolor to a blind man..........canexplain everything in life.
   
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4. awesomejapneet*
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   January 1, 2014 3:55pm UTC
   u shouldnt kiss anyone on january 1 becauseits only the first date.
   
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5. awesomejapneet*
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   January 1, 2014 3:52pm UTC
   Mr. Mosquito,...please bite mebut don't zzzzzzzzz around me.It's f*cking irritating.
   
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6. awesomejapneet*
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   December 24, 2013 12:07pm UTC
   If Jesus is the reason for the season.......why isthe church parking lot empty and Wal Marts isfull?
   
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7. awesomejapneet*
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   December 21, 2013 3:20pm UTC
   Some facts you may not be knowing about
   INDIANS
   1. 38% of doctors in America are INDIANS.
   2. 12% of the scientist in America are INDIANS.
   3. 28% of the IBM employees in the world are
   INDIANS.
   4. 36% of the NASA employees are INDIANS.
   5. 17% of the INTEL employees in the world are
   INDIANS.
   6. 34% of the MICROSOFT employees are
   INDIANS.
   7. Sanskrit is the mother language of all the
   European languages. WHICH MEANS SWEDISH
   TOO.
   8. SANSKRIT is the most suitable language for
   computer software reported in Forbes magazine,
   1987.
   9. CHESS was invented in INDIA.
   10. Creator and founder of HOTMAIL are INDIAN
   (SABEER BHATIA).
   11. Aryabhatta who was from INDIA, invented
   the number ZERO.
   12. INDIANS invented the NUMBER SYSTEM.
   13. ALGEBRA was invented in INDIA.
   14. CALCULAS and TRIGNOMETRY came from
   INDIA.
   15. The general manager of HEWLETT PACKARD
   (HP) is INDIAN (RAJIV GUPTA).
   16. Creator of the PENTIUM CHIP(90% of the
   today's Computer runs on it) is INDIAN (VINOD
   DAHM).
   17. BHUDHYANA first calculated the value of pi
   (3.14), and he explained the concept of what is
   known as the Pythagorean theorem. He
   discovered this in the 6th century long before
   the European mathematicians.
   18. We have almost 5600 different newspapers
   and 3500 different magazines with approximately
   120 million readers every day.
   19. SUSHRUTA (from India) is the father of
   SURGERY. 2600 years ago he and health scientist
   of his time conducted complicated surgeries like
   --> artificial limbs, fractures, urinary stones and
   even plastic surgery and brain surgery
   20. LAXMI MITTAL (steel king) is the richest man
   in ENGLAND. His house in England is the most
   expensive house in the world, more than 70
   million pounds.
   21. ALBERT EINSTEIN once said:- We own a lot to
   the INDIANS,who taught us how to count,
   without which no worthwhile scientific have been
   made.
   22. INDIA has the THIRD largest army in the
   world with more than 105 million men......
   
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8. awesomejapneet*
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   December 17, 2013 4:29pm UTC
   That awkward moment when you start telling a story and you realize no one's listening so you slowly fade out and pretend you never said anything. :')
   
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9. awesomejapneet*
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   December 17, 2013 4:13pm UTC
   Dis Attitude Rockzz...!Teeth said to Tongue: If i just press a little,u'l get cut.Tongue replied:If i misuse a word, all 32 of u wil come out:-):)
   
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10. awesomejapneet*
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    December 17, 2013 4:11pm UTC
    Life is a football game & We are the football..Never mind the kicks of people,B,coz without kicks we may not reach the GOAL..!
    
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11. awesomejapneet*
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    December 17, 2013 4:00pm UTC
    Every HEART has a pain butOnly the way of expression isdifferent,Ordinary people hide it in EYES,While brilliant hide it in their SMILE.
    
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12. awesomejapneet*
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    December 17, 2013 3:55pm UTC
    I want to sleep for 2 years and wake up with adegree, an apartment and money in the bank.
    
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13. awesomejapneet*
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    December 17, 2013 1:44am UTC
    Life is like a camera. Just focus on what's important and capture the good times, and if things don't work out, just take another shot.
    
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14. awesomejapneet*
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    December 16, 2013 5:54am UTC
    In the hope of reaching the stars we often fail to see the flowers that blossom at our feet.
    
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15. awesomejapneet*
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    December 15, 2013 3:39pm UTC
    Steve Chen was one of the first employees of Facebook. He left a few months later to start his own company. Facebook told him he was making a big mistake and that Facebook was going to be be huge. Steve Chen quit. He started YouTube!
    
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16. awesomejapneet*
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    December 15, 2013 12:47pm UTC
    Habit Of SmilingCan Make UrLife Happy.It Costs Nothing& U Lose NothingBut d PeopleWho Get It,Gets Everything.So Always keep Smiling.:-)
    
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17. awesomejapneet*
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    December 15, 2013 8:46am UTC
    3 people who think I'm attractive:1. My mom2.3.
    
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18. awesomejapneet*
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    December 15, 2013 8:07am UTC
    How come no one ever got pregnant atHogwarts?I'm sure they would say "fetus deletus" andbam it's gone
    
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19. awesomejapneet*
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    December 13, 2013 4:01pm UTC
    That sad and depressing moment when youwake up during the best part of your dream.;-)
    
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20. awesomejapneet*
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    December 13, 2013 3:41pm UTC
    Love d 1,Who really want u...&F*ck d 1 who nvr luv's u....!!Or elseIt ll only hurt u..!!
    
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