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Status: <-- This is me going down the stairs. If I were a dog.

Member Since: 5 Nov 2013 05:01pm

Last Seen: 27 May 2014 03:55pm

Birthday: August 9

Location: wherever i am at this very moment

Gender: F

user id: 374373

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Hey! My name is Catherine, just so you know.
I am not the most funny person you'll meet, yet I'm probably the most LOUD person you'll ever meet.
I am from the USA,
I am currently in 7th grade,
I have really severe peanut and treenut allergies,
my favorite sport is soccer,

my favorite food is pizza,
my other sport is 
figure skating,
I like One Direction (don't judge)
My favorite song is Talk Dirty by Jason Durillo and Two Chainz,
I absolutely LOVE the Twiglight Saga,
I have 2 brothers, a sister, and a dog, wait make that 3 dogs if you count my brothers...:)

I also like making friends,
You might wanna check out skilletbiscuit, doublesidedice, madicakes, alex94548 and atira.
1st follower:skilletbiscuit
20th follower: flyingbacon7
I follow back :)
  1. heartofstones heartofstones
    posted a quote
    April 28, 2014 3:18pm EDT
    When I was little, about 3,
    I had a little brother.
    We got a BigWheel for Christmas.
    It was a big box...
    we fought to sit on it...
    I pushed him off...
    I won the fight...
    He got the stitches...

  2. heartofstones heartofstones
    posted a quote
    April 14, 2014 3:13pm EDT
    Texts... It always fails.
    Girl: How could you?! You cheated in me!!!!!
    Girl: Oh, sorry Dad, that was meant for Jim.
    Dad: Oh
    Dad: On a completely unrelated topic, have you seen my shotgun anywhere??

  3. heartofstones heartofstones
    posted a quote
    April 14, 2014 3:08pm EDT
    I hate it when I see people
    at the supermarket and they're like
    "Hey, what are you doing here?"
    and I'm like
    "Oh, you know, hunting elephants."

  4. heartofstones heartofstones
    posted a quote
    April 12, 2014 6:21pm EDT
    "A true friend accepts you for who you are
    but also helps you be who you should be."
    -Author Unknown-

  5. heartofstones heartofstones
    posted a quote
    April 7, 2014 3:25pm EDT
    But if you close your eyes
    Does it feel like nothing changed at all?

  6. heartofstones heartofstones
    posted a quote
    April 7, 2014 3:07pm EDT
    ►The Laughter
    II The Memories
    ◾ The Pain
    << The Happiness

  7. heartofstones heartofstones
    posted a quote
    April 5, 2014 11:12am EDT
    I'm not always right,
    but I am NEVER wrong.

  8. heartofstones heartofstones
    posted a quote
    April 5, 2014 11:09am EDT
    How fast can you guess these words?
    1. B O O S
    2. N D O M
    3. F K
    4. P N S
    5. P U S
    6. S X
    Answers: 1. BOOKS 2. RANDOM 3. FORK 4. PANTS 5. PULSE 6. SIX
    You got all of them wrong, didn't you? You dirty minded freak!

  9. heartofstones heartofstones
    posted a quote
    April 4, 2014 4:16pm EDT
    Can you name 13 people off the top of your head?
    1. Isabelle
    2. Olivia
    3. Lauren
    4. Carolyn
    5. Matthew
    6. Michaek
    7. Katara
    8. Ryan
    9. Braden
    10. Noah
    11. Patrick
    12. Marshall
    13. Rebecca
    How did you meet 10?
    He is my cousin umm I met him when I was, like, 1?
    Have you ever seen 4 cry?
    Nope
    Would 11 and 2 make a good couple?
    Haha noooo
    Are you good friends with 13?
    Lets make that best friends
    Do you think 5 is cute?
    Hehe YESSS
    Something about 1?
    The best friend ever and most talented and is chill and I love her to death!!!
    How did you meet 12?
    In 6th grade
    What's 7's favorite color?
    P¡nk
    What would you do if 6 confessed they liked you?
    I would die and go to heaven
    Fact about 9?
    My little brothers best friend
    Would you ever live with 4?
    Hehe no I'm sorry
    Is 2 single?
    Umm no
    Where does 7 live?
    One house down from me XD
    What do you think about 2?
    She is funny and is one of my closest friends
    What's the worst thing about 5?
    I dunno he's pretty perfect
    Who's 11 going out with?
    No one he's single *raises eyebrows and smiles*
    What do you think about 3?
    She's pretty chill and casual. She has a good sense of humor, too!

  10. heartofstones heartofstones
    posted a quote
    April 3, 2014 3:14pm EDT
    There's this girl at my school.
    She says "poop in a bucket!!!!" everytime
    she gets something wrong
    or is mad. She's so funny
    that you would die laughing
    if you heard one of her other jokes.

  11. heartofstones heartofstones
    posted a quote
    April 1, 2014 4:41pm EDT
    Sometimes people will always throw
    stones in your path.
    it depends on what you make
    with them.
    Wall or Bridge?
    Remember you are the architect of your life.
    ~Unknown~

  12. heartofstones heartofstones
    posted a quote
    April 1, 2014 4:34pm EDT
    BEST APRIL FOOLS DAY PRANK EVER:
    Step 1. Put serand wrap under the toilet seat.
    Step 2: Wait for someone to sit down and pee.
    Step 3: Laugh your head off and enjoy.

  13. heartofstones heartofstones
    posted a quote
    March 31, 2014 3:27pm EDT
    If I had a dollar
    for every time I thought about you,
    I would start thinking about you.

  14. heartofstones heartofstones
    posted a quote
    March 31, 2014 3:20pm EDT
    5 things you never want to heartofstones your roommate say:
    " We're gonna party so hard this year"
    "I have lice"
    "I dropped your toothbrush in the toilet"
    "I think I forgot to lock the door when I left"
    "I SAW A BEDBUG!!!!!!!!"

  15. heartofstones heartofstones
    posted a quote
    March 31, 2014 8:07am EDT
    Dear 20 open internet tabs,
    Which one of you are playing the music?
    Sincerely,
    Frustrated

  16. heartofstones heartofstones
    posted a quote
    March 27, 2014 3:19pm EDT
    3 Most Difficult Things to do in The World:
    1. Counting your hair
    2. Washing your eyes with soap
    3. Breathing when your tongue is out.
    Now please put your tongue back in your mouth.

  17. heartofstones heartofstones
    posted a quote
    March 26, 2014 10:15am EDT
    Confession #2:
    Whenever me and my family go to church, my family are the only people clapping in the recessional song, or the last song.
    People always stare and I hide my face in the song sheet. I tell them to stop, but they always say, "No, Catherine. If we
    clap, then other people will, too." But other people never do. Ah, family. A bunch of creatures that love to embarrass and
    annoy you.

  18. heartofstones heartofstones
    posted a quote
    March 24, 2014 7:59pm EDT
    Confession #1:
    When I was little (about 8 or 9) I used to think that
    the word 'suicide' wasn't "you killing yourself". I
    thought it was killing yourself in a sewer. I pronounced
    it "sewercide"

  19. heartofstones heartofstones
    posted a quote
    March 24, 2014 3:13pm EDT
    I hate it
    when people breathe
    the same air as me.

  20. heartofstones heartofstones
    posted a quote
    March 24, 2014 3:11pm EDT
    "I need to stop" I whispered to myself
    as I clicked "next episode"

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