Toilet Quotes

TheCovertComic
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June 25, 2017 9:43am UTC

Toilet paper, and every story, has two sides.

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Tazzy
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April 17, 2015 6:40pm UTC

Wow! You people lied! THEY DO HAVE TOILET PAPER!

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Tazzy
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April 17, 2015 6:37pm UTC

Wow! You people lied! THEY DO HAVE TOILET PAPER!

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100
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October 31, 2014 9:12am UTC

And right now i'm sitting on my iPad in my mom's friends house, on the toilet.

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XxKrista_RosexX
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July 11, 2014 12:01pm UTC

So you just assume that since im sleeping, that you should unplug my computer cause I dont need it at that point in time?
Next time you go eat mexican food I'm going to assume you dont need the toilets and disassemble them.
Kay?

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Vinita*
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May 26, 2014 6:02pm UTC

I gave my toilet a lap dance once

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heartofstones
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March 31, 2014 3:20pm UTC

5 things you never want to heartofstones your roommate say:
" We're gonna party so hard this year"
"I have lice"
"I dropped your toothbrush in the toilet"
"I think I forgot to lock the door when I left"
"I SAW A BEDBUG!!!!!!!!"

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Marz_Barca
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January 19, 2014 4:04pm UTC

katyapryde:
My cousin has two deaf parents and just posted
"You don't know the struggle until you run out of toilet paper and everyone in your house is deaf."
and I'm laughing reALLY HARD
nmq/tis tumblr's

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nothing Important*
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November 7, 2013 6:26pm UTC

My favorite place is read about gossip is on the toilet because that's where all the s.hit belongs

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ItsRachaelxo
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October 28, 2013 5:29pm UTC

Does anyone else ever get distracted on your phone while sitting on the toilet and you end up sitting there for about half an hour

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thestrangeryouknow
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October 27, 2013 9:23am UTC

But the toilet is oh so far away...

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MissF2F2F2
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October 13, 2013 12:03pm UTC

Have you ever been using the toilet and then realized there was no toilet paper and was like:
What the f.ck am I supposed to do now?

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Shelley♥*
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September 26, 2013 4:20pm UTC

Chuck norris dosen’t have to flush his toilet
he just scares the sh.....it out of it

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cookie_monster_emzz
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September 20, 2013 8:06pm UTC

Me: I need to pee
Me: it's 1 in the morning
Me: it's dark
Me: it's so far
Me: I'm tired
Me: should I go pee?
Me:
Me
Me:
Me: forget it il go in the morning
Oh the late night conversations I have with myself

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fighting_to_live
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September 17, 2013 10:47am UTC

I'm not ready to be an adult, can't I just go back to the times when going to the toilet on time by myself was an achievement and when my only worry was trying to watch winnie the pooh on time or trying to figure out which shoe goes on which foot.
I'm seriously not ready to grow up

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Heidi*
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September 6, 2013 5:49pm UTC

Pick person A or B
Person A - person who is about to puke
Person B - person on the toilet
What would you(Person A) do if you run in the only bathroom in the house about to vomit your guts out, but the toilet is occupied by person B. So you barge in and realize there's another person on the toilet so you....(comment)
What would you(Person B) do if person A is coughing, choking, then you hear loud running foot steps. So Person A barges in in the middle of your crap and you...(comment)
(Yeah I got puked on today in mid crap so I want to know how I could've handled the situation better as being person B....)

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