Best Thishappened Quotes Ever

ChocoTaco
posted a quote
September 17, 2013 7:23pm UTC

Teacher: If you lose your textbook it's a $75 fine.
Girl in my class: But you can, like, buy a shirt with that.
Me: Well for $75 at Burlington I bought 3 shirts, 2 pairs of jeans, a dresser, 2 dogs, a cat, 4 houses, and Alex Pettyfer.
Me: Now that's something to brag about.
Me: Burlington, Brag about it.

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CharliesTheName
posted a quote
October 30, 2013 8:32pm UTC

*in English*
Girl: Like, what's the difference between Star Wars and Star Trek?
Every male in the room: *slowly turns head towards her*

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CharliesTheName
posted a quote
October 8, 2013 3:30pm UTC

Kid in my class: *goes up to teacher*
Kid in my class: I have a question.
Teacher: Okay.
Kid in my class: *asks stupid question*
*reread 7 times*
Kid in my class: *goes up to teacher*
Kid in my class: I have a-
Teacher: If you have ONE MORE QUESTION
Teacher: Then ask my åsshole because it's the only one who gives a shït.

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CaitlinAtTheDisco*
posted a quote
July 14, 2013 7:06pm UTC

Me: *gets tips of my hair dyed*
Guy: So, are the tips of your hair naturally red?
Me: Are you naturally stupid?

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CaitlinAtTheDisco*
posted a quote
August 18, 2013 6:28pm UTC

Teacher: We're breakin-
Me: FREE, SOARING, FLYING, THERE'S NOT A STAR IN HEAVEN THAT WE CAN'T REACH.

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CaitlinAtTheDisco*
posted a quote
August 29, 2013 9:07pm UTC

This is Really How The Ice-breaker Went in School
Teacher: Welcome to ninth grade, go around and introduce yourselves, say something about yourself- your age, your name, and a fact about you. Start us off, *kids name*
Kid: I'm *name*, I'm 14 and I play 6 sports after school; football, baseball, basketball, motorcross, swimming, and hockey.
Teacher: That's great! I'm sure you've won your fair share of championships.
Girl: I'm *name*, I'm 14 and I dance hip hop and ballet after school on Tuesday and Thursday.
Teacher: You'll have to show us someday.
Me: I'm Caitlin, I'm 13 and I... like cheese pizza... and nutella.
Teacher: That's... nice.

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Just_A_Little_Too_Addicted
posted a quote
October 28, 2013 8:58pm UTC

Teacher: So, tell me how
you want your future to be.
Me: Well, I want to marry a
guy and be a stay at home
mom with my four children
Teacher: NO ERIN, THAT
WILL NOT HAPPEN! NEVER
EVER DEPEND ON A MAN.
HE'LL RUN OFF WITH SOME
NEW YOUNG 22 YEAR OLD
WHOSE PRETTY AND GOT
BIG BOOBS AND YOU'LL BE
LEFT ALL ALONE WITH YOUR
FOUR KIDS UNEDUCATED
AND HOMELESS. DON'T GET
MARRIED, YOU WILL GET
DIVORCED AND DIE.

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sarahmarlowXxx
posted a quote
March 3, 2013 6:16pm UTC

Person: Ew, you talk to her? She's so ugly!
Me: Well she happens to be the loveliest person I've ever met...

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imthebrunette
posted a quote
September 13, 2013 5:19pm UTC

today in school
i was walking to lunch and this random guy looked at me and winked and now i'm scared
f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5 n m q!

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CaitlinAtTheDisco*
posted a quote
November 8, 2013 5:19pm UTC

At The Library, Checking out a book
LIbrarian: What's your name?
Me: *standing behind her while she's on the computer* Caitlin
Librarian: *starts typing 'Kat-*
Me: Cai
Librarian: *continues typing 'Katcai-*
Me:...

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yourcool
posted a quote
July 30, 2013 10:11pm UTC

it's really sad because the other day i
went on my college's website and went to the search bar to search for something and instead of searching for what I wanted, I accidentally typed in "yourcool".

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CharliesTheName
posted a quote
October 20, 2013 5:59pm UTC

Me: *listening to Pandora*
Me: *lip syncing songs*
Me: *accidently sings part of it really loud*
Me: *searches my entire house to make sure nobody heard*

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DestinyCaribou
posted a quote
March 11, 2014 6:53pm UTC

Brother: I have nails and I know how to use them.
Me: I have teeth and I know how to use them.
Brother: I have a broom and I can wack you with it.
Me: I have a foot. You have balls. I think we have a clear winner here.
Brother: *Waddles away*

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CaitlinAtTheDisco*
posted a quote
November 13, 2013 3:48pm UTC

In Gym Class
Teacher: Caitlin, you're on team 5
Friend: *walks over to me* what team?
Me: *whispers* wild cats

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CaitlinAtTheDisco*
posted a quote
October 26, 2013 2:41pm UTC

Some kid in my school named Cory is running for president so for his campaign,
he had the school play a small edited video of him in front of the White House and
it said 'Vote Cory for President.' and some kid from the back of the cafeteria shouted
'Cory, Cory, Cory, in the house' and another one shouted, 'It's a party every week baby.'

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DestinyCaribou
posted a quote
April 21, 2014 4:42am UTC

i asked my cousin what he thought the DC in Washington DC stands for.
he answered with "da capital".

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Rolita07*
posted a quote
June 18, 2013 6:53pm UTC

Annoying Friend:- Hey where are we gonna hang out today your place or mine?
Me:- Both.You go to your place, I'll go to mine.

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DestinyCaribou
posted a quote
April 23, 2014 4:20am UTC

friend: you sure you know what you're doing
me: i've been to the dentist several times, so i know the drill.

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CaitlinAtTheDisco*
posted a quote
August 6, 2013 10:17am UTC

I remember when we had the 8th grade dance and you could request a song,
so one of the students requested a song. A few minutes later, that song 'To
the window, to the wall' came on and my principal almost had a heart attack.

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lostindaydream
posted a quote
August 15, 2013 8:12pm UTC

My aunt : Here, let me give you the wifi password.
Me: You know me too well. - teardrop slids down cheek-

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