Brother: I have nails and I know
how to use them.
Me: I have teeth and I know how to use them.
Brother: I have a broom and I can wack you with
it.
Me: I have a foot. You have balls. I think we have
a clear winner here.
Brother: *Waddles
away*
Brother: I have nails and I know how to use them. Me: I have
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