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DestinyCaribou

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Member Since: 10 Mar 2014 01:34am

Last Seen: 4 Aug 2015 11:15pm

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Yo, I'm Jessi, I'm 15 Years Old, and I'm hella cute.

Female/She/Her/Bisexual

Disney/Carmilla/Starkid

I'm a Drama Student, which means I'm really, really, really weird.

Hit me up if you wanna talk.
  1. DestinyCaribou DestinyCaribou
    posted a quote
    April 4, 2015 6:03pm UTC
    I used to dream that I was in a musical
    because in a musical
    nothing bad ever happens.
    - Dancer In The Dark (2000), Dir. Lars Von Trier

  2. DestinyCaribou DestinyCaribou
    posted a quote
    April 4, 2015 4:15am UTC
    "There are no two words in the English language more harmful than 'Good Job'"
    - Whiplash, (2014)

  3. DestinyCaribou DestinyCaribou
    posted a quote
    August 26, 2014 2:05am UTC
    you kept leaving the one person who kept giving you chances.
    you let her down, drained her energy, and made her tired.
    and now you swear you've changed. that you won't do it again, that you're a better person.
    i ' v e h e a r d i t a l l b e f o r e

  4. DestinyCaribou DestinyCaribou
    posted a quote
    June 7, 2014 4:31am UTC
    boys when they first see me: "oh she's kinda cute"
    boys when they find out about my personality: "i can work with this"
    boys when they find out i'm secretly a gamer: "right okay um......"
    boys when they meet my attractive friends: "bye b*tch"

  5. DestinyCaribou DestinyCaribou
    posted a quote
    June 2, 2014 4:11am UTC
    I see you like 'em skinny, with brunette hair
    You look at her like that and it's just unfair
    I'll never be pretty by your standards anyway.
    I'll never have her blue eyes or her beautiful face. You hold her the way I wish you'd hold me. She's your cutie-pie, she's what I want to be.
    I'm not experienced in the feild of love.
    But I like how you sound
    and I'm turning it up

  6. DestinyCaribou DestinyCaribou
    posted a quote
    June 2, 2014 3:52am UTC
    teacher: what comes after 69?
    me: mouthwash
    teacher: get out.

  7. DestinyCaribou DestinyCaribou
    posted a quote
    May 23, 2014 9:06pm UTC
    me in math: if you're having math problems, i feel bad for you son. i've got 0.999 problems but that's basically one.

  8. DestinyCaribou DestinyCaribou
    posted a quote
    April 23, 2014 4:20am UTC
    friend: you sure you know what you're doing
    me: i've been to the dentist several times, so i know the drill.

  9. DestinyCaribou DestinyCaribou
    posted a quote
    April 21, 2014 4:42am UTC
    i asked my cousin what he thought the DC in Washington DC stands for.
    he answered with "da capital".

  10. DestinyCaribou DestinyCaribou
    posted a quote
    April 19, 2014 7:34pm UTC
    master has given gobby a sock
    gobby is free

  11. DestinyCaribou DestinyCaribou
    posted a quote
    April 19, 2014 6:04pm UTC
    if you ever feel ashamed of yourself just remember that today i was taking my little cousin to a store and he saw a group of muslim women in burquas and said "LOOK, IT'S A GROUP OF NINJAS!"

  12. DestinyCaribou DestinyCaribou
    posted a quote
    March 22, 2014 2:37am UTC
    "14th street." just another example of american creativity

  13. DestinyCaribou DestinyCaribou
    posted a quote
    March 15, 2014 10:13pm UTC
    Some people say that the titanic sunk on an iceberg.
    It was me freestyling across the atlantic

  14. DestinyCaribou DestinyCaribou
    posted a quote
    March 11, 2014 7:44pm UTC
    "Let's put it
    this way....
    You suck."
    - m e t o m y e x

  15. DestinyCaribou DestinyCaribou
    posted a quote
    March 11, 2014 6:53pm UTC
    Brother: I have nails and I know how to use them.
    Me: I have teeth and I know how to use them.
    Brother: I have a broom and I can wack you with it.
    Me: I have a foot. You have balls. I think we have a clear winner here.
    Brother: *Waddles away*

  16. DestinyCaribou DestinyCaribou
    posted a quote
    March 11, 2014 6:16pm UTC
    Today, my ex approached me.
    With a rat.
    So I screamed, and ran.
    About thirty seconds later i came back.
    "I thought you did'nt like rats."
    "No. It was just your face."
    That shut him up.

  17. DestinyCaribou DestinyCaribou
    posted a quote
    March 11, 2014 5:37pm UTC
    Girl:
    "You're fat!"
    Me: "You wish you had my
    curves."

  18. DestinyCaribou DestinyCaribou
    posted a quote
    March 11, 2014 3:39pm UTC
    "will people stop talking about
    that damn ice movie?"
    "it's like they can't Let It Go"

  19. DestinyCaribou DestinyCaribou
    posted a quote
    March 10, 2014 10:30pm UTC
    With every hurtful word said.
    There's a girl crying in her bed.
    With every girl told that's she's fat
    There's a girl vomiting it all back.
    With every girl wishing she didn't exist
    There's a girl slashing her wrist.
    With every girl told to commit suicide
    There's a family saying goodbyes.

  20. DestinyCaribou DestinyCaribou
    posted a quote
    March 10, 2014 10:23pm UTC
    sorry diamonds
    but Nutella is a girl's best friend

:)

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