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Teacher: So, tell me how 
you want your future to be.
Me: Well, I want to marry a
guy and be a stay at home
mom with my four children
Teacher: NO ERIN, THAT
WILL NOT HAPPEN! NEVER
EVER DEPEND ON A MAN.
HE'LL RUN OFF WITH SOME
NEW YOUNG 22 YEAR OLD
WHOSE PRETTY AND GOT
BIG BOOBS AND YOU'LL BE
LEFT ALL ALONE WITH YOUR
FOUR KIDS UNEDUCATED
AND HOMELESS. DON'T GET
MARRIED, YOU WILL GET
DIVORCED AND DIE.


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Teacher: So, tell me how you want your future to be. Me: Well,

50 faves · Oct 28, 2013 8:58pm

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