Best Talk Quotes Ever

happiest*
posted a quote
September 16, 2013 4:03pm UTC

this kid that sits next to me in math class said to me today, “you’re my favorite person at this table because u don’t talk to anyone and u just sit there” and I said ” I don’t know how to respond to that” and he replied with “that’s because u don’t talk”

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Steve*
posted a quote
August 27, 2013 9:57pm UTC

DOES everyone’s voice…
talksuperfastwhenthingsarewrittenlikethis?
Or
in. their. head. pause. between. words. when. a. period. is. placed. between. them?
ANd IF a PERrSon tyPEs Like thls,
THey iMagINe a VOiCe going Up AnD Down?
AND WHEN THE TEXT IS ALL CAPS, YOU SAY IT A LITTLE LOUDER IN YOUR HEAD.

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CharliesTheName
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February 11, 2013 6:06pm UTC

Girl: *likes all of her crush's facebook profile pictures*
Girl: If only I had the courage to talk to him.
Boy: She likes all of my profile pictures...
Boy: But I won't ask her out until she talks to me.
the sad truth

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happiest*
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October 19, 2013 4:26pm UTC

miley literally is a genius she did all of this sh-t at award shows and performances and made people talk about her for months, and her album ends up being #1 and breaking records and now she’s just sitting back at her house laughing about all the money/success she has and going back to taking selfies with her dogs. she’s so smart.

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
March 3, 2013 4:39pm UTC

Maybe, just maybe
He thinks about you.
He talks about you.
He worries about you.
Dreams about you.
Maybe, just maybe
You think about him.
You talk about him.
You worry about him.
Dream about him.
It scares you.

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Ash_leigh*
posted a quote
February 27, 2013 3:08pm UTC

One does not simply talk to their pet in a normal voice
(oh no they don't, oh no they don't)

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Jordan.*
posted a quote
January 5, 2014 1:52am UTC

Ultimately,
I just want
someone
who knows
what songs
not to talk
over.

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
March 1, 2013 6:09pm UTC

Talk is cheap, but it's okay.
So are you.

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bigbootycutiee_13
posted a quote
April 9, 2013 5:59am UTC

I wouldn't be so afraid of spiders if I could just talk to them, ya know?
me: woah, man, this shower is occupied.
spider: omg man I didnt see you there.
me: we cool?
spider: yeah, yeah, we're cool. I'm just coming down to scope out the tub.
me: oh, that's legit. hey, you might wanna move over some, you're descending right into the shower stream, & I don't want you to drown.
spider: hey, thanks bro. I'll be careful.
me: sooo... can I get out now?
spider: sure, sure! I'll just move over here.
me: thanks! you have a nice night!! don't come into my rooms ok?
spider: nah, man, that's your space. we're cool. have a great evening:

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Jordan.*
posted a quote
January 5, 2014 4:01pm UTC

Do you ever talk to
someone and feel really
happy no matter how sh.t
the conversation is.

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
February 6, 2013 2:27pm UTC

I probably think too much
and talk too little

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jimmy365
posted a quote
May 2, 2013 3:14pm UTC

we need to talk
about the "here's a thought, teach men not to rāpe" thing a bunch of people like to say.
Here’s a thought: Men are more likely to be the victims of every violent crime except for sexual crimes in the United States. We need to teach men AND women to take precautions.
Here’s a thought: Teaching rāpists not to rāpe will work just as well as teaching murderers not to murder, kidnappers not to kidnap, terrorists not to blow stuff up, school shooters not to shoot up schools… We’ve abolished all of those things in our society by telling people not to do them, so why not rāpe?!
Oh wait. Here’s a thought: Maybe we also need to teach women not to rāpe, seeing as forty percent of rāpists are female
Here’s a thought: Rāpe has always existed and will always exist, for both men and women. Rāpe is never the fault of the victim. But if we actually want less people being rāped as opposed to societal damning of men, we need to encourage reasonable precautions for both men and women. Telling ‘men not to rāpe’ does not reduce the number of rāpes. Teaching people how to stay safe does.
Here’s a thought: The only rāpe culture I’m seeing here is you telling men, 1.27 million of them who were rāped by women in the USA in 2010 compared to the 1.27 million women rāped by men in the USA in 2010, that they need to stop rāpe, whether or not they’re victims themselves. When men made up HALF of rāpe victims in twenty ten. HALF. Not even including prison inmates. Think about that.
This is a reality and it needed to be said.
f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5

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gab*
posted a quote
July 11, 2013 3:57pm UTC

XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
sometimes i get the urge to talk to you, but then i have to
remind myself of how much you've hurt me before.

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Steve*
posted a quote
June 26, 2013 7:35am UTC

Admit it; this is how you explain your conversations.
I was like, and she was like, then I was like, and I was like..

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ShortGirlsDoItBetter
posted a quote
February 4, 2013 7:33pm UTC

I love when people find out that I am a
TEEN MOM
because it grabs everyones attention
and suddely they wanna talk

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Erica_213
posted a quote
February 21, 2013 7:13pm UTC

I wanna talk to him
but i don't want to sound
annoying.

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ShortGirlsDoItBetter
posted a quote
May 7, 2013 7:55pm UTC

Don't worry about those who talk
B E H I N D Y O U R B A C K,
they're behind you for a reason.

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IKnewYouWereTrouble
posted a quote
June 1, 2013 10:28pm UTC

My mom and I were talking to my sister.
Me: hey makkenna?
Sister: hmmmm?
Me: don't ever get a boyfriend
Me: you don't need a man
Me: you're perfect just the way you are
Me: you can be just like me
Me: so you're not going to get a boyfriend, right?
Sister: yeah I will!
Me: why?
Sister: because!
Mom: what are you going to do with your boyfriend?
Me:
Mom:
Sister:
Sister: eat pizza
Guys she's only five.

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ForeverDreaminggg
posted a quote
June 1, 2013 9:56am UTC

I need Online Friends.
The ones you can vent to, and they'll vent back.
Where we could just sit there and rant. Stay up messaging eachother, excited to just log in a talk to them.
Yeah, Id like that.

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fool's gold*
posted a quote
December 26, 2013 10:09pm UTC

YOU ALL DESERVE SOMEONE WHO
ISN'T EMBARRASSED TO LOVE YOU
AND TELLS ALL THEIR [FRIENDS]
ABOUT YOU AND SAVES YOUR ////////
SELFIES [ GOOD AND BAD ] TO
LOOK AT WHEN THEY MISS YOU
AND LOSES SLEEP TO TALK TO
YOU, AND TELLS YOU HOW MUCH
THEY ADORE YOU. YOU ALL
DESERVE SOMEONE WHO
LOVES YOU. ♥

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