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I wouldn't be so afraid of spiders if I could just talk to them, ya know?

me: woah, man, this shower is occupied.
spider: omg man I didnt see you there.
me: we cool?
spider: yeah, yeah, we're cool. I'm just coming down to scope out the tub.
me: oh, that's legit. hey, you might wanna move over some, you're descending right into the shower stream, & I don't want you to drown.
spider: hey, thanks bro. I'll be careful.
me: sooo... can I get out now?
spider: sure, sure! I'll just move over here.
me: thanks! you have a nice night!! don't come into my rooms ok?
spider: nah, man, that's your space. we're cool. have a great evening:

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