Best Snow Quotes This Week

sophsunflower12
posted a quote
March 26, 2013 5:40pm UTC

it's March. someone please enlighten me
as to why there's still snow on the ground.

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CharliesTheName
posted a quote
June 19, 2013 3:26pm UTC

I hate when people put irrelevant tags in their quotes

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CharliesTheName
posted a quote
October 25, 2013 6:03pm UTC

There's a new student at my school from Mexico
Girl: CHARLIE IS IT SNOW THIS WEEKEND?
Me: I'm not sure. I didn't check the weather.
Girl: I DON'T WANT SNOW
Me: Why not?
Girl: I NEVER SAW SNOW BEFORE AND IT IS LOOK SCARY

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CharliesTheName
posted a quote
February 8, 2013 3:10pm UTC

There's a Blizzard on the East Coast:
How people from Europe of anywhere else react: OH MY GOD. GET BLANKETS. GET FIREWOOD. BUY LANTERNS. BUY FLASHLIGHTS. BUY BATTERIES. WEAR 7 LAYERS OF CLOTHING. GET GAS FOR YOUR CAR. DON'T DRIVE ON THE HIGHWAY. LOOK OUT FOR FALLING TREES. WATCH THE WEATHER CHANNEL. STAY IN BUDDY SYSTEMS. SHOVEL YOUR DRIVEWAYS. SAFETY FIRST!!!!
How people from the East Caost react: Does anyone want to come over? It's snowing like a b/tch out there.

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ChocoTaco
posted a quote
March 29, 2013 8:20pm UTC

How is it almost Easter
and there's still snow on the ground?

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sophsunflower12
posted a quote
January 2, 2014 10:37am UTC

Dear snowflakes,
You're only supposed to come on the
days that we actually HAVE school.
Sincerely,
I'm still on vacation, please go away.

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Steve*
posted a quote
July 11, 2013 4:12am UTC

Mirror, mirror, on my wall...
I just want to be thin, pretty and tall.
Mirror, mirror, if i change my hair...
Maybe someone will start to care?
Mirror, mirror, if i starve myself...
At least ill be beautiful, forget my health.
Mirror, mirror, if i cut my wrist...
Will i feel like i exist?
Mirror, mirror, don't you see...
What you show, is ruining me?
Nmq # Lauras.

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potatoesforlife
posted a quote
December 6, 2013 9:37am UTC

So today it snowed for the first
time this year and I've naturally
been online all day and didn't
know so I went to take out the
garbage in bare feet and
stepped in an inch snow and I
just yelled "what the f/ck" and I
just heard my neighbour in his
backyard go “oh my god she’s
outside”

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finding_nemo
posted a quote
December 10, 2013 4:17pm UTC

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Where are my kids who get
snow every winter
BUT THE SECOND IT STARTS SNOWING IN SCHOOL EVERYTHING BECOMES IRRELEVANT AND IT'S LIKE YOU'VE NEVER SEEN THAT WHITE SH.T BEFORE

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Destiny*
posted a quote
February 8, 2013 11:54am UTC

*watching the weather channel*
Weather Man: Next we'll be tracking Nemo.
Me: OMG, Mom, Nemo is on the weather channel!!!
Mom: That's the name of the storm, you idiot.

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*nerium*
posted a quote
August 8, 2014 6:22pm UTC

he was cold and it sometimes hurt to touch him, he made my skin itch with the tell-tale signs of frostbite setting in and sometimes i would cringe. i never shied away though, because the pain was worth the touch, the blessing.
permanently, he was tainted blue, like lake fryxell or the Odessa sky in spring.
bundled in blankets and burning his hand with the iron, he shivered.
i loved his cheeks, they had a sign of life - they were red, blood vessels rushing to the surface - a kiss from jack frost. i was jealous.
i made him angry once and it was beautiful. snow fell from the ceiling, a blizzard in the bedroom, defying logic and reason. it did not stop for hours - it did not melt - and when his mother died; he cried, and the room cried with him - lightening and thunder; the dark roar that makes children scream and hide beneath their beds. this, too, lasted for many hours. the snow melted, and my carpet was soaked with the smell of petrichor. he apologised and i did not understand why, because i've always loved the rain - the sound, the smell, the touch, the taste.
i bet he tasted like rain.

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JustAnotherWittyGuy18
posted a quote
February 8, 2013 12:55am UTC

DADADADADA
Here's Nemo!
Come on guys.. it's only a few feet of snow .-.

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zimchim*
posted a quote
August 1, 2014 1:21am UTC

it was a winter kind of love,
the kind that spoke with eyes, actions and bodies.
because the chill and cold didn't matter when limbs became tangled.
neither did words. they weren't enough.
why did one have to say, "I love you,"
when it could be spoken through fingers on the spine and lips on the collarbone?
it was the need for presense.
for keeping the hands from getting numb, and making the cheeks warm.
because there's no such thing as too close when it was this cold.
it was a winter kind of love,
the kind that melted like the snow.

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KayleighJean
posted a quote
March 26, 2014 9:12pm UTC

Maybe if I reblog enough beach photos on tumblr
this whole cold, windy, and snowy thing will just vanish

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finding_nemo
posted a quote
November 12, 2013 5:48pm UTC

Format chickittylover
❅
In chemistry we were using Bunsen burners when one of my lab partners says
"Wow this fire makes me want to roast something. Maybe chestnuts."
Then another one said "Is Jack Frost nipping at your nose?"
and that's what got me in the Christmas mood

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fool's gold*
posted a quote
December 21, 2013 8:35pm UTC

Well you only need the light
w h e n i t ' s b u r n i n g l o w , o n l y m i s s t h e s u n | | | | | | | | +
WHEN IT STARTS TO SNOW,
x x ONLY KNOW YOU LOVE HER WHEN YOU LET HER GO. x x

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Halo Angel1*
posted a quote
February 9, 2013 9:44am UTC

The snow is up to my waist.... guess I won't be going anywhere... guess that means I'll be on witty all day.... too bad...

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SoftballMyLife22
posted a quote
April 12, 2013 2:33pm UTC

It is April 12 and it is snowing...
Welcome to New England.

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^_^*
posted a quote
December 18, 2013 2:59pm UTC

My Christmas spirit is never unleashed
until it snows, so I think I'm gonna be a Scrooge this year

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Amenah
posted a quote
March 10, 2013 10:48am UTC

It was snowing an hour ago & thought to myself: snow's a lot like people. No matter how much there is, it eventually melts away. Some flakes stay for longer, but in th end, everything goes, washed away by the water. And now, it's sunny, and I can't help but think that no matter how long and dark the night feels, dawn will always come again. ♥

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