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Pringles Quotes

  1. _geronimo_* _geronimo_*
    posted a quote
    February 1, 2014 6:43am UTC
    You know what? I don't need a valentine. I've got coffee, pringles and Megashare. There. Done. Top that future husband.

  2. ChelliePurple ChelliePurple
    posted a quote
    December 26, 2013 1:15pm UTC
    2013 is almost over and
    -I lost no weight
    -didn't learn anything
    -haven't made an effort to save money
    -still ugly

  3. SarahDGirl SarahDGirl
    posted a quote
    November 24, 2013 10:18am UTC
    Pringles:
    The only chip company that doesn't sell air.

  4. ciaraperrone1996 ciaraperrone1996
    posted a quote
    November 23, 2013 9:45pm UTC
    Sometimes I ask myself
    "What is my life?" and then I remember it's just me getting my hand stuck in the pringles container and even while knowing that my hand doesn't fit, I still go back to get more.

  5. Rolita07* Rolita07*
    posted a quote
    September 16, 2013 12:50pm UTC
    Me: *eating pringles in bed*
    *Sister barges in*
    Me: how dare you interrupt us like that? We were in the middle of something special!
    *hides under my blanket with pringles*
    Sister: You really need to get a boyfriend
    Me: food makes me happier, now leave!

  6. BluRoseHeart* BluRoseHeart*
    posted a quote
    September 10, 2013 11:00pm UTC
    All my life I thought air was free until I bought a bag of chips
    (pringles all the way)

  7. purdygirl purdygirl
    posted a quote
    August 26, 2013 8:00pm UTC
    I don't even what is this site anymore.
    All I literally see are people taking stuff from tumblr
    acting like they're some great social blogger
    who's so insightful and worldly, like no stahp.
    Also, people who are posting things
    just for the sake of stirring the pot
    again, like no stahp.
    And lastly, swear to Pringles,
    if you are fishing for compliments,
    I probably want to poop on you.
    Okay rant over, peace out girl scout.

  8. MeowMeowPower MeowMeowPower
    posted a quote
    August 12, 2013 6:33am UTC
    I bought my cat a $5 bag of cat treats.
    He sniffed it, looked at me and walked away.
    I put them away and got out some pringles.
    He meowed his heart out and I placed one on
    the floor for him, and he ate it...
    CAT LOGIC.

  9. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    July 29, 2013 2:44pm UTC
    Can we just take a minute to appreciate Pringles for never lying to us about the amount of chips we’re getting when we open the can

  10. carlydawn25 carlydawn25
    posted a quote
    July 13, 2013 10:09pm UTC
    I feel bad for large-handed pringle lovers.

  11. DeathOfASon DeathOfASon
    posted a quote
    July 1, 2013 2:35pm UTC
    my mom told my dad
    "stop you're spilling pringle crumbs on the floor" and my dad looked her dead in the eye and emptied the can of pringles on the floor. i think my dad's becoming a rebellious teenager.

  12. glitter162* glitter162*
    posted a quote
    June 10, 2013 7:21pm UTC
    Are the Pringles guy and the
    Monopoly guy related?

  13. LayziLatino LayziLatino
    posted a quote
    May 2, 2013 8:19am UTC
    Fredric Baur invented the Pringles can (Thank you by the way!). When he died in 2008, his ashes were buried in one.

  14. WhereIsMyCookie WhereIsMyCookie
    posted a quote
    April 18, 2013 6:20pm UTC
    Now I know why Pringles are so expensive..
    They're the only company that sells crisps and not air..

  15. ThatOneGIrlYouNeverForget ThatOneGIrlYouNeverForget
    posted a quote
    April 17, 2013 10:26pm UTC
    Cheers to Pringles,
    For being the only chip company who doesn't sell air.

  16. Gpc11 Gpc11
    posted a quote
    April 11, 2013 3:30pm UTC
    I keep saying "I'm as single as a Pringle" in my head, but really, Pringles aren't single.
    They're even constantly spooning. What a slutty crisp.

  17. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    April 6, 2013 3:25pm UTC
    BravoSierra's format
    Shout out to Pringles,
    for being the only chip company that doesn't sell air.

  18. Eli22b Eli22b happy witty anniversary!
    posted a quote
    March 14, 2013 6:10pm UTC
    I need to lose weight so I can fit my hand in the can of pringles.
    my quote

  19. maliaax maliaax
    posted a quote
    March 9, 2013 1:10am UTC
    Opening a chip bag, noticing all you bought was air.

  20. Bec* Bec*
    posted a quote
    March 7, 2013 9:48pm UTC
    PRINGLES: The only chip company in the world that doesn't sell air.

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