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Member Since: 10 Feb 2012 05:01pm

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hey, erm i dont really know what to say but here it goes...
i go by the name of Chelsea;)
i dont support Chelsea the footbal team, arsenal FTW
im 14,
im from the cold and rainy Uk/Britain
I spend most of my free time online typing to you beautiful people
(and i play abit of netball here and there ;))
i am quite a sarcastic person so don't take anything i say personally/>

Give me a shout if you want a follow
One back would be nice ;)

Thanks, have a nice day <3

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ChelliePurple
posted a quote
December 27, 2013 10:27am UTC

*me after a haircut*
me: i love it!
me: it's different
me: it's not that bad
me: OMG WHY!
me: WHERE IS MY HAIR??
me: THEY CUT OFF TOO MUCH!

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ChelliePurple
posted a quote
December 27, 2013 10:19am UTC

Too bored to stay home.
Too lazy to go out.
You see my dilemma?

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ChelliePurple
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December 27, 2013 10:17am UTC

Teacher: Now I want you to fold your paper lengthwise.
Me: Bro, Hamburger or Hotdog?

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ChelliePurple
posted a quote
December 26, 2013 4:15pm UTC

they be like "delete my number"
i be like....
♕
KEEP
CALM
IT WAS NEVER
SAVED

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ChelliePurple
posted a quote
December 26, 2013 4:05pm UTC

My mum says dinner is ready, i rush downstairs only to see thats she's still cooking.
This is why i have trust issues.

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ChelliePurple
posted a quote
December 26, 2013 4:01pm UTC

Reasons why you should date me
-No-one will try to steal me away from you
-sometimes im funny.

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ChelliePurple
posted a quote
December 26, 2013 1:15pm UTC

2013 is almost over and
-I lost no weight
-didn't learn anything
-haven't made an effort to save money
-still ugly

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ChelliePurple
posted a quote
December 26, 2013 1:00pm UTC

Friends: what do you want to buy to your dad for his birthday?
Him: A Flower...
Friends: LOL! a flower, is your dad gay HAHA!
they didnt know he was buying a flower for his dads grave, think before you speak.

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ChelliePurple
posted a quote
December 26, 2013 12:55pm UTC

Sometimes i drop things and am too lazy to pick them up, like pencils, or my hopes and dreams

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ChelliePurple
posted a quote
December 26, 2013 12:53pm UTC

when you introduce two of your friends to each other and then they become best friends and hang out without you

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ChelliePurple
posted a quote
July 22, 2013 2:26pm UTC

Apple was considering making an iPod for kids but
apparently, the name 'iTouch Kids' didn't sit too well.

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ChelliePurple
posted a quote
July 22, 2013 2:23pm UTC

Today i saw something that reminded me of you.
But don't worry,
i flushed and everything went back to normal.

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ChelliePurple
posted a quote
May 15, 2013 4:58pm UTC

when you dislike someone, everything they do annoys you.
*breaths*
me: "can you not?"

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ChelliePurple
posted a quote
April 27, 2013 11:48am UTC

My life is a constant cycle of waiting until the weekend and then NOTdoing anything when it comes.

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ChelliePurple
posted a quote
April 25, 2013 4:53pm UTC

when you're the only person from your
friendship group that is STILL single

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ChelliePurple
posted a quote
March 6, 2013 1:48pm UTC

2012: Gangnam style
2013: Harlem shake

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ChelliePurple
posted a quote
March 2, 2013 7:37am UTC

Sharks arent the bad guys, if some stranger entered my house in just a speedo, i'd probably attack him too.

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ChelliePurple
posted a quote
March 2, 2013 7:31am UTC

Don't confuse my personality with my attitude. My personality is who i am. My attitude depends on who you are.

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ChelliePurple
posted a quote
March 2, 2013 7:27am UTC

WHAT IF...
11:11 wishes do come true, but one person out there is wishing for them not to?

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ChelliePurple
posted a quote
March 2, 2013 7:16am UTC

JK = saying what you think and getting away with it.

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