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purdygirl

Status: Yo yo yiggity yo

Member Since: 8 Apr 2012 11:07pm

Last Seen: 2 Aug 2016 02:49pm

Birthday: February 16

Location: America

Gender: F

user id: 290651

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Hi Witty, I'm Heyden
I'm 18 and a Freshman at Barton Community College
Feel free to comment, I love talking to people

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  1. purdygirl purdygirl
    posted a quote
    August 1, 2016 2:10pm UTC
    I feel so old on Witty because I'm 18 and in college lol

  2. purdygirl purdygirl
    posted a quote
    April 14, 2014 1:09am UTC
    I’ll sneak out my window
    and run to your car
    I don’t know where we’ll go
    but I know that it’s far
    With the windows rolled down
    and nowhere to be
    We’ll leave this little town
    just you and me
    Your hand’s on my thigh
    and one’s on the wheel
    My shorts are riding high
    which you find ideal
    You’re my lucky number
    sixteen’s so sweet
    When we need to slumber
    we head to your street
    We’ll sneak in your window
    and run from your car
    I know where we’ll go
    and I know it’s not far
    I sleep in your clothes
    with you right there
    I feel warmth from your nose
    nestled in my hair
    We dream of our lives
    and cuddle closer
    And just for tonight
    We’ll say we’re not over
    But the morning awaits
    and I have to go
    We get our story straight
    then you’ll take me from home
    We’ll sneak out your window
    and run to your car
    I know where we’ll go
    and I know that it’s far

  3. purdygirl purdygirl
    posted a quote
    March 22, 2014 7:27pm UTC
    Wow like I forgot about this site and logged back in
    and just like what
    who are these people did a nuclear war happen r u okay
    who are the top quoters
    is yourcool even still existent am i prehistoric
    send help and food

  4. purdygirl purdygirl
    posted a quote
    September 24, 2013 7:25pm UTC
    What do you mean there's only a week of September left.

  5. purdygirl purdygirl
    posted a quote
    September 3, 2013 9:42pm UTC
    Next time you feel lame
    just remember
    I just snuck out of my room
    to dump out a bowl of ramen
    in the woods to avoid
    being yelled at by my parents
    for wasting food.

  6. purdygirl purdygirl
    posted a quote
    August 26, 2013 8:00pm UTC
    I don't even what is this site anymore.
    All I literally see are people taking stuff from tumblr
    acting like they're some great social blogger
    who's so insightful and worldly, like no stahp.
    Also, people who are posting things
    just for the sake of stirring the pot
    again, like no stahp.
    And lastly, swear to Pringles,
    if you are fishing for compliments,
    I probably want to poop on you.
    Okay rant over, peace out girl scout.

  7. purdygirl purdygirl
    posted a quote
    July 26, 2013 2:24am UTC
    Okay but my local radio station
    is playing Christmas music
    for Christmas in July
    and that makes me strangely happy.

  8. purdygirl purdygirl
    posted a quote
    July 14, 2013 11:25pm UTC
    My parents bought school supplies today which angers me for literally 3 reasons
    1- It's July motherf//ucker.
    2- I want to be the one to pick my sh//it because you're going to pick sh//it I will hate.
    3- We haven't even gotten our school supllies lists yet wtf.

  9. purdygirl purdygirl
    posted a quote
    June 28, 2013 6:06pm UTC
    Everyone's complaining about how the top quotes now
    get like 100 faves and I'm sitting here like
    "Yes, yes, two faves, my time has come."

  10. purdygirl purdygirl
    posted a quote
    June 21, 2013 6:20pm UTC
    *insert recycled tumblr quote*

  11. purdygirl purdygirl
    posted a quote
    June 13, 2013 5:21am UTC
    Ever realize you can't spell slaughter
    without laughter

  12. purdygirl purdygirl
    posted a quote
    May 18, 2013 9:48pm UTC
    Dad: Did you dye your hair? It's getting darker."
    Me: Like my soul.
    Dad: ...

  13. purdygirl purdygirl
    posted a quote
    May 6, 2013 4:36pm UTC
    So today in health class
    we were looking at the female reproductive system
    and this kid next to me goes
    "It tooks like a T-Bone steak"
    and he then proceeded to talk about how
    he wanted to find a girl
    cut her open
    rip out her cervix
    grill it
    and eat it
    My classmates ladies and gentlemen

  14. purdygirl purdygirl
    posted a quote
    April 28, 2013 12:53pm UTC
    If gay best friends don't call each other homiesexuals, then what's the point.

  15. purdygirl purdygirl
    posted a quote
    March 21, 2013 12:55pm UTC
    So my counselor was talking to me
    and it was about grades.
    She said that out of the 522 freshmen,
    over 300 are failing.
    300.
    300.
    Three-Hundred.
    Let's go class of 2016.

  16. purdygirl purdygirl
    posted a quote
    February 9, 2013 2:00pm UTC
    There was this kid in class
    and he had a runny nose
    so he kept sniffing
    so loudly
    and I just couldn't handle that
    so I turned around
    and said
    "Please get a tissue before I kill one of us."

  17. purdygirl purdygirl
    posted a quote
    January 3, 2013 10:50pm UTC
    Sometimes I get tired of all the humans I know.
    And I wish there was some sort of super human,
    that was just perfectly suited for me,
    and I could just talk to this person for 47 years.

  18. purdygirl purdygirl
    posted a quote
    January 3, 2013 10:40pm UTC
    Me: *Goes to kitchen*
    Mom: It lives
    Me: Shut up. I needed food. And to pee.
    Me: *Leaves with chocolate bar*

  19. purdygirl purdygirl
    posted a quote
    December 22, 2012 9:22pm UTC
    Me: What's going good right now though?
    Friend: Nothing's going good right now.
    Have you realized you're probably the only one that would miss me if I were gone?
    This broke my heart.

  20. purdygirl purdygirl
    posted a quote
    December 18, 2012 8:41pm UTC
    Feeling down?
    Please don't be sad,
    just remember you have mass.
    You have a gravitational pull
    that attracts every object in the universe.
    Physics thinks you're pretty attractive
    and so do I.

:)

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