What if onions make our eyes water because at some point in history onions abused the human race so now as instinct we begin to cry in fear of their presence.
On the outside i may seem like a sarcastic piece of sh*t but just like an onion when you peel off more layers you find the exact same thing every single time and you start crying.
DeathOfASon posted a quote
June 16, 2013 7:32pm UTC
What if onions make our eyes water because at some point in history onions abused the human race so now as instinct we begin to cry in fear of their presence.
gcontento posted a quote
September 1, 2013 4:20pm UTC
what if onions make our eyes water because at some point in history onions abused the human race so now as instinct, we begin to cry in fear of their presence.
Brother- *cuts onion in half* Brother- "Ew, I didn't know onions oozed." Me- "It's crying." Brother- "...What?" Me- "It's crying. Wouldn't you cry if you were cut in half?" Brother- "No. I probably wouldn't do anything." Brother- "Except ooze."