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BeckyBeccaful

Status: TEEHEE! ♥

Member Since: 11 Oct 2012 05:02pm

Last Seen: 19 Jun 2013 05:56pm

Location: Behind you.

Gender: F

user id: 334167

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  1. BeckyBeccaful BeckyBeccaful
    posted a quote
    March 31, 2013 9:46am EDT
    When someone thinks they know the meaning behind the lyrics and they're completely wrong and you're like "No, go sit in the corner and think about your mistakes."

  2. BeckyBeccaful BeckyBeccaful
    posted a quote
    March 27, 2013 9:43am EDT
    Every quote under mine's share button was named something cool like 'promulgate', 'show off', 'impart', 'announce' and things like that but my share button was just 'Share'. Thanks, Steve.

  3. BeckyBeccaful BeckyBeccaful
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    March 27, 2013 8:46am EDT
    "I'm so sick of saying the words 'gay' and 'lesbian' like they are just people. You know, I'm so tired of that. One day I want my son to come home from school and be like "I found this guy and I love him!" and I'm going to be like "Yes you do and that's okay!" I so want that!"
    -Josh Hutcherson

  4. BeckyBeccaful BeckyBeccaful
    posted a quote
    March 26, 2013 1:01pm EDT
    Did it ever occur to you that BLT may have been the first acronym?

  5. BeckyBeccaful BeckyBeccaful
    posted a quote
    March 26, 2013 11:36am EDT
    my face: Yes, I am listening.
    my mind: YouTube, Tumblr, Witty, Facebook, phone, internet, wifi, laptop.

  6. BeckyBeccaful BeckyBeccaful
    posted a quote
    March 26, 2013 8:48am EDT
    You know it's worrying when you're on Tumblr at 5am, looking up gifs of pugs and phanfictions.

  7. BeckyBeccaful BeckyBeccaful
    posted a quote
    March 22, 2013 6:17am EDT
    They're all just opinions.

  8. BeckyBeccaful BeckyBeccaful
    posted a quote
    March 10, 2013 12:59pm EDT
    school counsellor: *Gives my class self-esteem evaluation tests*
    my class: *Fills them in*
    my class: *Calculates scores*
    school counsellor: So, did anyone get over ninety out of a hundred?
    no one: *Puts up hand*
    school counsellor: Did anyone get over eighty?
    two people: *Puts up hand*
    school counsellor: Did anyone get under sevemty?
    rest of the class: *Puts up hand*
    school counsellor: Ugh, if I gave this test to American students (we're Irish by the way) they'd be bound to get one hundred! Your parents don't praise you enough! I wish I had American students!
    me: So, you're putting us down to get higher self-esteem? Nice.

  9. BeckyBeccaful BeckyBeccaful
    posted a quote
    March 2, 2013 1:25pm EST
    Who peed in his cornflakes?

  10. BeckyBeccaful BeckyBeccaful
    posted a quote
    March 2, 2013 1:08pm EST
    Spencer: Totally wrong. Look I've been there. Done that. Every time you baby squirrel Ezra, you're taking away his nuts.
    Aria:
    Aria:
    Aria:
    Aria: You did not just say that.
    Spencer: I did, but I don't think that I meant to.
    * Arias phone rings*
    Spencer: Is that Emily?
    Aria: Ezra.
    Spencer: *Grins*
    Spencer: Did he find his nuts?

  11. BeckyBeccaful BeckyBeccaful
    posted a quote
    March 2, 2013 12:17pm EST
    If I have to hole up in my room all night as your alibi, I’d like to do it with Jake Gyllenhaal.

  12. BeckyBeccaful BeckyBeccaful
    posted a quote
    March 2, 2013 12:07pm EST
    You know what they say about hope. It breeds eternal misery.

  13. BeckyBeccaful BeckyBeccaful
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    February 25, 2013 7:10pm EST
    i've been on witty a couple months i guess but never noticed what happens when you hover the mouse over the 'witty' logo. i got a fright and karate-chopped my screen.

  14. BeckyBeccaful BeckyBeccaful
    posted a quote
    February 25, 2013 7:05pm EST
    Does anyone else think 'asfujukle' when they read 'asdfghjkl'?

  15. BeckyBeccaful BeckyBeccaful
    posted a quote
    February 15, 2013 5:44am EST
    I was talking to that Evie thing. If you don't know what it is, she's a robot-avatar-thingy on the internet whom I hate.
    me: Who's your favourite One Direction member?
    Evie: Niall Horan.
    me: My friend lives near him.
    Evie: That's good!
    me: Who's your favourite MCR member?
    Evie: Harry Styles.
    me: Fawk you.
    Evie: Yes, please!

  16. BeckyBeccaful BeckyBeccaful
    posted a quote
    February 14, 2013 8:30am EST
    Everybody on Earth: *Having a life*
    Me: *Eating, watching Pretty Little Liars and listening to screamo versions of Katy Perry songs.*
    What did I do wrong?

  17. BeckyBeccaful BeckyBeccaful
    posted a quote
    February 14, 2013 7:41am EST
    Bryan Stars: What's your best pick-up line?
    Andy Biersack: I have a p/enis.
    Why did I find this so funny? x')

  18. BeckyBeccaful BeckyBeccaful
    posted a quote
    February 14, 2013 7:33am EST
    Happy Ferris Wheel Day ♥

  19. BeckyBeccaful BeckyBeccaful
    posted a quote
    February 10, 2013 3:25pm EST
    You know you're sad when narwhals can't make you smile.

  20. BeckyBeccaful BeckyBeccaful
    posted a quote
    February 2, 2013 6:21am EST
    I can't believe it.
    She actually said she felt the same way too.
    Someone has liked me at one point in my life.
    Maybe there is something to live for.

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