"I'm so sick of saying the words 'gay' and 'lesbian' like they are just people. You know, I'm so tired of that. One day I want my son to come home from school and be like "I found this guy and I love him!" and I'm going to be like "Yes you do and that's okay!" I so want that!" -Josh Hutcherson
school counsellor: *Gives my class self-esteem evaluation tests* my class: *Fills them in* my class: *Calculates scores* school counsellor: So, did anyone get over ninety out of a hundred? no one: *Puts up hand* school counsellor: Did anyone get over eighty? two people: *Puts up hand* school counsellor: Did anyone get under sevemty? rest of the class: *Puts up hand* school counsellor: Ugh, if I gave this test to American students (we're Irish by the way) they'd be bound to get one hundred! Your parents don't praise you enough! I wish I had American students! me: So, you're putting us down to get higher self-esteem? Nice.
Spencer: Totally wrong. Look I've been there. Done that. Every time you baby squirrel Ezra, you're taking away his nuts. Aria: Aria: Aria: Aria: You did not just say that. Spencer: I did, but I don't think that I meant to. * Arias phone rings* Spencer: Is that Emily? Aria: Ezra. Spencer: *Grins* Spencer: Did he find his nuts?
I was talking to that Evie thing. If you don't know what it is, she's a robot-avatar-thingy on the internet whom I hate. me: Who's your favourite One Direction member? Evie: Niall Horan. me: My friend lives near him. Evie: That's good! me: Who's your favourite MCR member? Evie: Harry Styles. me: Fawk you. Evie: Yes, please!