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AnonymousGirl98

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Member Since: 23 Jul 2013 04:01pm

Last Seen: 10 Aug 2016 10:59pm

Birthday: September 29

Location: Narnia

Gender: F

user id: 367099

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AnonymousGirl98
posted a quote
October 4, 2015 6:45pm UTC

I'm just a problem that doesn't wanna be solved
so could you please hold your applause?
Novocaine ~ Fall Out Boy

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AnonymousGirl98
posted a quote
December 31, 2014 10:15pm UTC

Here in Greece, it's already 2015
so all i can think about is that in some other countries
it's still 2014 and I'm like "I'm already a whole year ahead of you suckers!"
Happy New Year everyone :]

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AnonymousGirl98
posted a quote
December 26, 2014 12:09pm UTC

Happy Birthday Andy Biersack E>

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AnonymousGirl98
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December 24, 2014 4:51pm UTC

Think of a number between 0 and 20.
Add 32 to it.
Multiply by 2.
Subtract 1.
Now close your eyes.
It's dark isn't it

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AnonymousGirl98
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December 24, 2014 4:43pm UTC

click to see this quote

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AnonymousGirl98
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December 24, 2014 4:34pm UTC

Me: Send me words of encouragement so I don't murder someone at school
Friend: There is no Netflix in prison

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AnonymousGirl98
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December 24, 2014 4:31pm UTC

Me: Why am i still single? I need a boyfriend!
Friend: Well you know good things come to those who wait.
Me: I DID MY WAITING! TWELVE YEARS OF IT! IN AZKABAN!!
Friend:
Me:
Friend:
Me:
Friend: THAT is why you're single.

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AnonymousGirl98
posted a quote
December 24, 2014 4:21pm UTC

I talk about wanting a "boyfriend"
But I don't even know what I'd do with one
Like what do you just kiss him and then leave him alone in a corner
How often does it eat

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AnonymousGirl98
posted a quote
December 24, 2014 4:14pm UTC

I was hungry so i decided to buy some animal crackers ..
Cashier guy: Ok that will be 1.39
Me: Uh can i get a bag please?
Cashier guy: *gives me weird look but gives me a small bag*
Me: Thank you i think people might look at me funny if they saw me carrying around animal crackers..
Cashier guy: What.. just be like "YEAH I LIKE ANIMAL CRACKERS PROBLEM!?"
Cashier guy: (as I'm leaving) DON'T LET THE HATERS BRING YOU DOWN YOU EAT THOSE ANIMAL CRACKERS GIRL!
Made my day..

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AnonymousGirl98
posted a quote
December 24, 2014 3:55pm UTC

Best pick-up like ever.
Dang girl are you my appendix because I don't understand how you work but this feeling in my stomach makes me want to take you out.

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AnonymousGirl98
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December 24, 2014 3:46pm UTC

I opened up a random book and I found something at the front page that surprised me pleasantly.
" I want to thank everyone who helped me create this book, except for that guy who yelled at me in Kmart when I was eight because he thought I was being too rowdy.
You're an a$$hole, sir. "

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AnonymousGirl98
posted a quote
December 24, 2014 3:40pm UTC

I enjoy long romantic walks to the fridge.

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AnonymousGirl98
posted a quote
December 24, 2014 3:39pm UTC

Never kick me when
I'm down, because
when I get back
up... you're f@cked.

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AnonymousGirl98
posted a quote
May 15, 2014 10:32am UTC

What's up with all these love quotes?? O.o

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AnonymousGirl98
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May 6, 2014 9:15pm UTC

Me and best friend texting:
Me:There were some good laughs in class today
Friend:Why what happened?
Me:The girl sitting next to me on the desk wanted to use her scraper but it wasn't working and she started hitting in on the desk till our teacher was like "Sarah!Would you like it if i banged you on the table?"

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AnonymousGirl98
posted a quote
April 2, 2014 7:38pm UTC

Oh.My.God.The top quote has only around 30 faves.
;-;

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AnonymousGirl98
posted a quote
March 11, 2014 5:38pm UTC

Mom:Hey that band you like is on tv
Me:*Bashes through my door*
Me:*Trips downstairs*
Me:*Slips on the floor*
Me:*Runs into wall*
Me:*Army rolls through the kitchen*
Me:*Skids around the corner*
Me:*Dives onto sofa*
Me:SHUT UP OR I'LL MURDER YOU ALL

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AnonymousGirl98
posted a quote
March 11, 2014 5:34pm UTC

I have just realised that my relationship with bands is like relationship the squirrel has with the nut in ice age E>

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AnonymousGirl98
posted a quote
March 11, 2014 5:31pm UTC

*20 years from now*
Daughter:Hey mom i like this band-
Me:OMG I'm so sorry
Daughter:Sorry?
Me:I'll call the teachers.
Daughter:Why are y-
Me:To let them know your grades will be dropping.
Daughter:Why will-
Me:I'm afraid it's all down hill from here.
Daughter:What are you talking ab-
Me:You might as well say goodbye to your friends.
Daughter:But i-
Me:Want me to help you with your blog?
Daughter:I don't have a-
Me:You will.
Daughter:But-
Me:Shh.It's already done.There's no trurning back.

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AnonymousGirl98
posted a quote
January 31, 2014 6:55pm UTC

Dear Sleeping with Sirens haters ,
If you can't hang then, there's the door baby .

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