Onions Quotes

Emma Is Not My Name*
posted a quote
August 20, 2014 4:04pm UTC

My friend sais onions are the only food that can make you cry so I threw a coconut in her face..

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Sandie
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October 27, 2013 9:12am UTC

On the outside i may seem like a sarcastic piece of sh*t but just like an onion when you peel off more layers you find the exact same thing every single time and you start crying.

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Onism*
posted a quote
September 2, 2013 4:38pm UTC

I'm not crying,
invisible onions are haunting me

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gcontento
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September 1, 2013 4:20pm UTC

what if onions make our eyes water because at some point in history onions abused the human race so now as instinct, we begin to cry in fear of their presence.

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AnonymousGirl98
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July 31, 2013 10:36am UTC

Don't let any man make you cry: even an onion can do that.

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CharliesTheName
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July 30, 2013 7:23pm UTC

A lot of people cry when they
chop onions, the trick is not to
form an emotional bond.

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katherinexP
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June 24, 2013 11:49am UTC

My friend thinks he's so smart, he said onions are the only food that make you cry.
So I threw a coconut at his face...

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DeathOfASon
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June 16, 2013 7:32pm UTC

What if onions make our eyes water because at some point in history onions abused the human race so now as instinct we begin to cry in fear of their presence.

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StandForTheSilent
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May 29, 2013 9:43pm UTC

Brother- *cuts onion in half*
Brother- "Ew, I didn't know onions oozed."
Me- "It's crying."
Brother- "...What?"
Me- "It's crying. Wouldn't you cry if you were cut in half?"
Brother- "No. I probably wouldn't do anything."
Brother- "Except ooze."

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LolaLori
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May 17, 2013 7:05pm UTC

Sometimes I cry while chopping carrots so that onions don't think they're ugly or something.

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BongDaCityRee
posted a quote
May 16, 2013 5:54am UTC

One day,
I'm gonna make onions cry..

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greyskies
posted a quote
April 2, 2013 8:59pm UTC

A lot of people cry while cutting up onions, but the trick is not to get
emotionally attached.

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bigbootycutiee_13
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March 22, 2013 8:52pm UTC

sometimes, I cry when I'm chopping carrots, because I don't want the onions to think they're ugly or something

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BeckyBeccaful
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March 22, 2013 6:17am UTC

They're all just opinions.

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KT_143
posted a quote
March 12, 2013 3:26pm UTC

What if onions make our eyes water because at
some point in history onions abused the human race
so now as instinct we begin to cry in fear of their presence.

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hallucinating*
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February 17, 2013 2:12pm UTC

Onions think they're ugly because
you cry after after you get
them naked.

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