Best Mum Quotes This Week

happiest*
posted a quote
November 20, 2013 1:35pm UTC

every christmas my mum suggests that we all sit and play monopoly, and every year it ends with her crying in the corner, dad refusing to talk to anyone, my older brother screaming, my little brother running away and me sat at the table laughing maniacally as i buy 2 more hotels

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Fαy Στylες*
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June 23, 2013 9:56am UTC

mum: Fay , your shoes are so dirty , don't wear them.
me: Mum , they are converse.Converse are like s.ex . The dirtier the better.
mum:
me:
mum:
me:
mum: No. Just , no.

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dolph*
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May 30, 2013 1:55pm UTC

Mum: wake up
Me: *maybe if I pretend i'm dead she'll go away*

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Fαy Στylες*
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May 28, 2013 10:12am UTC

5 Kinds Of Fear
1.Panic
2.Terror
3.15 Missed calls from Mum
4."We have to talk"
5. "Wrong Password"

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sarahmarlowXxx
posted a quote
March 2, 2013 10:25am UTC

I was just talking to my Mum
and spilled water all over my face
and she literally didn't even notice and just carried on with her story

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dolph*
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May 16, 2013 3:51pm UTC

Mum: honestly, you never leave your room, you need to go out once in a while
Me: rocks don't move and they are happy

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* Sabaism *
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September 2, 2013 5:51pm UTC

Confession #1
Every since I was 8,
All I've ever wanted
Was for my mum to wrap me in her arms
Tell me she loved me
And that she didn't regret adopting me.
Starting off depressing. Sorry. Idek know if I'll continue with this xD

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*♥︎Lady Ave♥︎*
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September 15, 2013 11:56am UTC

Sister: YOUR NOT MY MOM!
Me: Well I'm glad I'm not your mum cause, let's face it, I would never give birth to......
Me: *looks up and down with sassy face*
Me: ........That.

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*crybaby*
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May 9, 2014 8:42am UTC

Me: I cleaned all the dishes
Mum: Aren't you going to put them away too?
Me: You have to upgrade from the trial version to the full version.

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Melisaa
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June 12, 2013 9:42pm UTC

It doesn't matter how old I am,
If I lose my mom in the supermarket,
I will panic.

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TheJealousOne
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February 23, 2013 10:27am UTC

Me: Breathes
Mum: I'm sick and tired of your attitude

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*crybaby*
posted a quote
January 8, 2014 11:47pm UTC

mum: did you get home safe?
me: no i died a few times

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CookieMonster09*
posted a quote
August 29, 2013 4:56pm UTC

do you ever make a huge scene with your mum and march off to your bedroom but eventually you get hungry and you feel like you can't leave because you just proved a point or something i dunno

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brillt27
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July 31, 2013 6:01pm UTC

me: hey i washed all the dishes
mum: thanks could you put them away?
me: you must first upgrade from trial version to full version

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уσυαяєѕσνєяувєαυтιfυℓχχ*
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October 11, 2013 2:04pm UTC

My mum found out about all the things
I wanted to keep a secret

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Fαy Στylες*
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January 25, 2013 10:11am UTC

*While watching Se><y moments of One Direction*
* mum walks in*
Most mums : What are you watching ?!? O.o
My mum : Se><y moments? Freeze it ! I'm bringing a chair!

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*crybaby*
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March 18, 2014 1:46am UTC

*opens blank tab* yes mum im doing my homework leave me alone don't you trust me at all

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JustAnotherWittyGuy18
posted a quote
May 9, 2013 4:27pm UTC

Flowers fade,
But you never will

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dolph*
posted a quote
May 11, 2013 1:11pm UTC

mum: you're always on your computer
me: you're always on my nerves

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heartofgold
posted a quote
February 12, 2013 2:41pm UTC

My mum's listening to One Direction..
I taught her well.

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