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                                                      Mum: wake up
                                                      Me: *maybe if I pretend i'm dead she'll go away*

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Mum: wake up Me: *maybe if I pretend i'm dead she'll

140 faves · 1 comments · May 30, 2013 1:55pm

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SuddyBuddy · 1 decade ago
Seemed to work for Juliet... you know from Romeo and Juliet? HHaha.. no?
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