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  1. Princelect* Princelect*
    posted a quote
    August 30, 2015 2:37am UTC
    A mother passing by her daughters
    bedroom was astonished to see the
    bed was nicely made & everything
    was picked up. Then she saw an
    envelope propped up on the center
    of the bed. It was addressed, "Mom". With the
    worst
    premonition, she opened the
    envelope with trembling hands:
    "Dear Mum, it is with great regret
    & sorrow that I am writing to you, i
    had to escape with my new boyfriend because i
    wanted to avoid
    a scene with you & Dad. I've been
    finding real passion with him & he
    is so nice, even with all his
    piercings, tattoos, beard &
    motorcycle clothes. But its not just the passion
    Mum, i am pregnant &
    he said that we will b very happy.
    He already owns a traitor in the
    woods & has a stack of firewood for
    the whole winter. He wants to have
    many more children with me & that is now one of
    my dreams too. He
    taught me that marijuana doesn't
    really hurt anyone & we'll b growing
    it for us & trading it with his
    friends for all the cocaine & ecstasy
    we want. In the meantime we'll pray that
    science finds a cure for AIDS so
    he can get better, he sure deserves
    it! Don't worry Mum, i am 15yrs
    old now & i know how to take care
    of myself. Someday i am sure we'll
    be back to visit so you can get to know your
    grandchildren. Your
    daughter, Sophie...
    P.S. Mum, none of the above is
    true. I'm over at the neighbors
    house. I just wanted to remind u
    that there r worse things in life than my report
    card that's in my desk
    top drawer. I love u! Call me when
    it is safe to come home..

  2. GhostTown GhostTown
    posted a quote
    March 14, 2015 6:38pm UTC
    Mum: Today, I am going to teach you how to cook.
    Mum: Okay, so, first you put t-
    ****EXPLOSION SOUNDS****

  3. leo leo
    posted a quote
    January 15, 2015 8:16am UTC
    i will do a lot of things but admitting im cold to my mum
    who told me to bring a jacket isn’t one of them

  4. Goose Goose
    posted a quote
    November 8, 2014 11:14pm UTC
    Dad: Don't tell me how to drive. Mom: I'm not, I'm just expressing fear.

  5. Kynx* Kynx*
    posted a quote
    September 30, 2014 1:01am UTC
    I've been tidying my room for fourteen years and my mum still does a better job

  6. GhostTown GhostTown
    posted a quote
    September 21, 2014 5:10pm UTC
    No matter how old I am I will always panic if I lose my Mum at the store.
    CookieDough Formats

  7. Calibri (Body) * Calibri (Body) *
    posted a quote
    July 10, 2014 5:47pm UTC
    *When I spill juice on the carpet*
    mum: YOU'RE SO CLUMSY,WHY DON'T YOU LOOK WHERE YOU'RE GOING,I NEVER RAISED YOU THIS WAY.
    *When my mum spills juice on the carpet*
    mum: Oh it's alright, we'll clean it up- everyone makes mistakes some times.
    me:

  8. Dudu* Dudu*
    posted a quote
    July 5, 2014 7:57pm UTC
    Mums know where everything is. It's science.

  9. Forever His* Forever His*
    posted a quote
    June 25, 2014 2:20am UTC
    Me: Mum Stop, You Are Not Funny. You Never Make Jokes
    Mum: I Made You
    Burn;)

  10. Crazy girl* Crazy girl*
    posted a quote
    June 18, 2014 12:51pm UTC
    My heart says yes but my mom says no.

  11. amberclareXO amberclareXO
    posted a quote
    June 2, 2014 2:52pm UTC
    I went to my cat's funeral today.
    Hopefully for the last time.

  12. Witty-Throwbacks* Witty-Throwbacks*
    posted a quote
    May 30, 2014 9:52pm UTC
    Me: Mom, I'm going out
    Mom: ...With friends?
    Me: No mom, with
    terrorist.

  13. ughitsnikki ughitsnikki
    posted a quote
    May 28, 2014 3:22pm UTC
    How is it that mums can find anything that you thinks lost?
    ''Hey Mum, while you're looking for that book can you find my social life, I lost that''

  14. DrOctopus DrOctopus
    posted a quote
    May 21, 2014 5:04pm UTC
    When Your Mum Or Dad Decides To Be In The Room While Your On The Computer, So You Just Switch To Google. And Stare At It.

  15. *crybaby* *crybaby*
    posted a quote
    May 9, 2014 8:42am UTC
    Me: I cleaned all the dishes
    Mum: Aren't you going to put them away too?
    Me: You have to upgrade from the trial version to the full version.

  16. Loki* Loki*
    posted a quote
    May 6, 2014 4:32pm UTC
    Me: * swag dances in to kitchen singing*         I like peeenacolaadasMom: *wtf look*Me: what?Mum: For a second I thought you were gonna say p'nisMe: *.......*

  17. LalalaAlicia LalalaAlicia
    posted a quote
    May 6, 2014 1:52am UTC
    Me: I Got An A In Chemstry
    Mum: WTF, Well Done!!
    Me: Mum What Do You Think WTF Means?
    Mum: Well That's Fantastic

  18. ForWhomTheBellTolls* ForWhomTheBellTolls*
    posted a quote
    April 25, 2014 6:43pm UTC
    A child looked up at his father and asked; "What is it that makes a man?".
    The father replied, "A person who takes responsibility for his family and house, and takes care of them."
    Then the child said, "I hope I'll be a man like mum one day...".

  19. Amba_Is_Not_Ok Amba_Is_Not_Ok
    posted a quote
    April 18, 2014 9:04pm UTC
    I'm a shell of a girl I used to know well..

  20. Amba_Is_Not_Ok Amba_Is_Not_Ok
    posted a quote
    April 18, 2014 9:03pm UTC
    I'm used to it.I'm used to being left out.I'm used to being the "second choice" or the "backup" friends.I'm used to it.And I'm sick or it.

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