Best Monday Quotes This Month

kristabff
posted a quote
March 7, 2013 5:30pm UTC

Shortest Horror Story:
Monday

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
September 27, 2013 5:20pm UTC

My week basically
Monday
Monday #2
Monday #3
Monday #4
Friday
Saturday
Pre-Monday

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BravoSierra
posted a quote
November 25, 2013 5:10pm UTC

dear monday,
i think we need to break up. i'm seeing tuesday and dreaming about friday

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BravoSierra
posted a quote
May 19, 2013 8:16pm UTC

life: monday!
me: no!

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Erica_213
posted a quote
March 13, 2013 10:03pm UTC

Sometimes i feel like a Monday
No one likes me

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* Sabaism *
posted a quote
September 16, 2013 8:16am UTC

school1
/sko͞ol/
noun
1.
A place where people go to learn about stuff they'll probably never see again
2.
A torture chamber in which children and adults learn to cope with their murderous instincts and not kill the evildoers for giving you a bunch of worthless homework saying 'it'll help you' when really they're trying to bring out your inner demon so they can kill you and devour your demonic soul. KILL OR BE KILLED

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ShortGirlsDoItBetter
posted a quote
May 4, 2013 5:18pm UTC

I'm not saying she's a $lut,
but she's been banged more than
a snooze button on a Monday.

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Jordan.*
posted a quote
February 3, 2014 5:08pm UTC

Weak people revenge.
Strong people forgive.
Intelligent people ignore.

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the1975*
posted a quote
April 15, 2013 7:53pm UTC

Wrap up of this week:
1. Justin Bieber wrote in Anne Frank's journal, "Anne Frank was a great girl, hopefully she would have been a belieber."
2. Two 14 year old kids killed a homeless man as a dare.
3. Bombings going off in Boston during the Boston Marathon.
It's only Monday.

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Swag Unicorn*
posted a quote
August 12, 2013 4:41pm UTC

You know how my week goes by?
Mooooooooooonnnnnnnnndddddaaaaaaaaayyyyyy Tuueeeeeeeeeessssssssssssdddddddddaaaaaaaaaaayyyy Weeeeeeeedddddnnnnnnneeeeesssssssssssddddddddaaaaayyyyy Thhhhhuuuuuuuuurrrrrrrsssssssssdddddddddaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyy FriSatSun

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ASongOfIceAndDirewolves*
posted a quote
September 29, 2013 2:45pm UTC

1 day on Mercury lasts abouy 1,408 hours. That's almost the same as one Monday on Earth.

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kissofdeathx_x
posted a quote
April 15, 2013 5:25pm UTC

In the end we only regret
the chances we didn't take.♥
nmf

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cray0la
posted a quote
January 27, 2013 9:41pm UTC

Drowing from tears. because tomorrow is monday.

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KaterinaHoran
posted a quote
April 18, 2013 12:32pm UTC

"♥" this if you hate sunday evenings
because it's almost MONDAY again.

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Shanaynor
posted a quote
March 12, 2013 9:26pm UTC

Hey, how are you?
Ehh. Got a case of the manboobs
????
OMG MONDAYS!!!
HAHAHA! I'M DYING

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unicorn001
posted a quote
May 9, 2013 4:17pm UTC

Format chickittylover
My emotions every Monday:
no no no.

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Halo Angel1*
posted a quote
August 29, 2013 9:08pm UTC

God created Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, and Sunday. Then Satan said "I want a day too!" So he created Monday

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pez_candy44
posted a quote
May 5, 2013 10:39pm UTC

I am Monday. He is Friday.
Everybody loves him. He
is full of fun and adventure.
Everybody is excited when
he is near. Unlike me.
People dislike Monday.
Why would Friday, so
perfect, love Monday?
I saw this quote and just had to text it
to my boyfriend.
His response?
Absolutely perfect.
"Because in between Friday and Monday
are the days that keeop them drawn together.
Without those days,
it'd just be Monday and Friday.
over and over.
How predictable, right?
Those days are the mystery
and love between us.
They keep that spark alive.
Without those days,
Monday and Friday would be
sick of each other and give up.
Monday makes Friday who Friday is."

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NeverFadingBeauty*
posted a quote
November 1, 2013 8:33pm UTC

Remember you are wonderful on every day that ends with a Y.
♥

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Just_A_Little_Too_Addicted
posted a quote
October 12, 2013 12:04pm UTC

Monday and killme both have 6 letters.
Coincedence? I think not.

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