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  1. Gluten Gluten
    posted a quote
    May 11, 2015 10:53pm UTC
    Garfield knows whats up

  2. Crazy girl* Crazy girl*
    posted a quote
    March 23, 2015 12:50pm UTC
    Today's Monday and usually on Monday's there is so much work to do but today it's really quiet and I literally have nothing to do!

  3. KrazyKira KrazyKira
    posted a quote
    June 14, 2014 3:02pm UTC
    I am so sleep drunk it isn't even funny....
    I am going on 30 hours with no sleep at all.
    My eyes are burning so bad and are itching like crazy because of no sleep.
    To top it off I'm sitting here babysitting a 9month old baby and I have to go to a concert/firework show later today.
    And then I'm going to an all nighter with my friend...
    I don't know if I can do this!
    Wish me luck!
    by the time monday hits I'm going to sleep for eternity!!!

  4. charmedem charmedem
    posted a quote
    May 7, 2014 12:41pm UTC
    Every day feels like Monday.

  5. batwoman* batwoman*
    posted a quote
    April 13, 2014 3:04pm UTC
    {Don't worry tomorrow is a new day.}
    Tomorrow is a Monday it doesn't count.

  6. Cari22 Cari22
    posted a quote
    March 31, 2014 9:36am UTC
    It's only Monday morning and my day alreaady Sucks. Happy Monday.

  7. WeAreLoud WeAreLoud
    posted a quote
    March 25, 2014 3:47pm UTC
    Why is Monday
    so far away
    from Friday,
    and Friday
    is so close
    to Monday ?

  8. ArcticBrittany ArcticBrittany
    posted a quote
    March 24, 2014 9:29am UTC
    It's a Monday.(MySayingForWhenSomethingBadHappensAndItsAMonday)

  9. beautifulsmiles beautifulsmiles
    posted a quote
    March 24, 2014 8:26am UTC
    Monday.

  10. _geronimo_* _geronimo_*
    posted a quote
    March 22, 2014 2:30am UTC
    Hey guys! I've got a math exam that goes for an hour and a half on monday! What a great day that will be...

  11. Failure* Failure*
    posted a quote
    March 6, 2014 11:53pm UTC
    Sleep, Eat, School, Work, Eat, Computer, Eat, Sleep.
    "Repeat"
    Monday-Friday.

  12. irinalovesbreakingbenjamin irinalovesbreakingbenjamin
    posted a quote
    February 27, 2014 2:15am UTC
    #THE WORST FEELING WHEN YOU GET UP IN THE MORNING IS...''OH CRAP IT'S MONDAY"!
    #THE GREAT FEELING WHEN YOU GET UP IS..."YESSSS SATERDAY IS FINALLY HERE!"

  13. Jordan.* Jordan.*
    posted a quote
    February 3, 2014 5:08pm UTC
    Weak people revenge.
    Strong people forgive.
    Intelligent people ignore.

  14. littlemisfit littlemisfit
    posted a quote
    January 27, 2014 6:21pm UTC
    If life isn't perfect.
    You don't have to be either

  15. ociea_xo ociea_xo
    posted a quote
    December 27, 2013 10:06am UTC
    Monday~
    *Looks at old photo*
    Carly: "Throwback Saturday"
    Me: "Its Monday..."
    Omg x]

  16.    RaZor shøt §* RaZor shøt §*
    posted a quote
    December 8, 2013 5:40pm UTC
    Its monday tomorrow ..... SaVe Me

  17. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    November 25, 2013 5:10pm UTC
    dear monday,
    i think we need to break up. i'm seeing tuesday and dreaming about friday

  18. Reagenjo Reagenjo
    posted a quote
    November 18, 2013 2:30pm UTC
    HEY EVERYBODY TODAY IS
    AWKWARD MONDAY!!
    SO THAT MEANS THIS INTIRE DAY YOU GET TO BE AWKWARD
    AND NOBODY CAN JUDGE YOU!!!
    SO GO HAVE FUN MY PEOPLES
    #AwkwardMonday!!

  19. ThatMomentWhen* ThatMomentWhen*
    posted a quote
    November 10, 2013 6:15pm UTC
    Click the ♥ button if you know someone in the Army
    . . . And Te l l t hem we said
    Thanks
    And if you don't . . . at least click ♥ if your thankful

  20. insecuritiesarelife insecuritiesarelife happy birthday!
    posted a quote
    November 4, 2013 4:59pm UTC
    my grandfather used to say:
    "eat your broccoli (toilet brush) or else itll come out of your ears!"
    it scared the living ish out of me

:)

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