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1. batwoman*
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   April 18, 2014 4:49pm UTC
   People find it wierd that I don't believe in love. But when your as broken as me you just don't believe because to me love is just a trap. And I don't want to fall into a trap.
   
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2. batwoman*
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   April 15, 2014 5:56am UTC
   "May I introduce to you, for the very first time Mr.& Mrs. Fridge."
   
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3. batwoman*
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   April 15, 2014 3:30am UTC
   If I send you an ugly selfie
   I trust you
   Its just one of my everyday selfies.
   
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4. batwoman*
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   April 14, 2014 2:48am UTC
   Sometimes,
   the people helping you live
   are the ones dying on the inside.
   
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5. batwoman*
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   April 13, 2014 5:40pm UTC
   "I wuv woo wots and wots like jewwy totts."
   
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6. batwoman*
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   April 13, 2014 5:34pm UTC
   {"Your like a cuddly teddy bear but with less furand a six pack and a sexy face."
   -My description of my best (guy) friend when I was 10}
   
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7. batwoman*
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   April 13, 2014 5:24pm UTC
   "Your NOT coming to my birthday party!"
   
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8. batwoman*
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   April 13, 2014 5:14pm UTC
   Looking through all the 'Top Quotes Ever' bit and realising most of the users on there dont use witty any more just makes my heart break :'(
   
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9. batwoman*
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   April 13, 2014 3:52pm UTC
   "And I know I shouldn't tell you but I can't stop thinking of you, wherever you are."
   - 5 Seconds of Summer, Wherever you are.
   
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10. batwoman*
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    April 13, 2014 3:20pm UTC
    "I'll tell you every dayuntil you also believe know that you are beautiful. And even when you believe know, I will still continue because I am not one to deny true facts."
    
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11. batwoman*
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    April 13, 2014 3:04pm UTC
    {Don't worry tomorrow is a new day.}
    Tomorrow is a Monday it doesn't count.
    
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12. batwoman*
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    April 13, 2014 2:44pm UTC
    {Sometimes I wonder what would of happend if music was never created.}
    
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13. batwoman*
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    April 13, 2014 9:20am UTC
    I like to stay awake until unhumanly hours but I also like getting 9 hours sleep.You see my problem?
    
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14. batwoman*
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    April 13, 2014 9:15am UTC
    I swear fake nails make everything harder to do.
    
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15. batwoman*
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    April 13, 2014 3:33am UTC
    He had eyesTo die forand I guessI did.
    
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16. batwoman*
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    April 13, 2014 3:28am UTC
    What if one day the cuts don't heal? What do I do then?
    
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17. batwoman*
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    April 13, 2014 3:21am UTC
    "My fridge is full you want to be my friend now don't you huh huh!?"
    
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18. batwoman*
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    April 13, 2014 3:15am UTC
    I oncebroke myarm by Running intoa treeWhile tryingto kill a fly.
    
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19. batwoman*
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    April 12, 2014 6:34pm UTC
    People at my school be like:"Don't messWith her,her brother owns a nerf gun."
    
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20. batwoman*
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    April 12, 2014 6:10pm UTC
    I'm alittle drunkand Ineed younow
    
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