Best Milk Quotes Ever

elephants_are_cool*
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September 13, 2013 4:20pm UTC

bro what if soy milk is just regular milk introducing itself in spanish

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Rajsonkar
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May 3, 2013 6:26pm UTC

I am thankful for
laughter,
except when
milk comes out of my
nose.
Woody Allen

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*crybaby*
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March 12, 2014 2:05am UTC

*follows dreams*
*dreams don't follow back*
*unfollows dreams*

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capsized*
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March 7, 2014 10:53pm UTC

no hømo
whole hømo
2% hømo
skim hømo
soy hømo
almond hømo
coconut hømo
rice hømo
butter hømo
#i can't believe it's not hømo

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EscapingtheWorld
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April 1, 2013 3:59pm UTC

What do you think one man was doing when he discovered milk?

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flyingbacon7
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February 2, 2014 10:53pm UTC

So my dad was in a rush
And he was pouring milk
and my dad is a pretty plain guy and doesn't eat or drink exotic things
Well he accidently poured my almond milk
Instead of regular milk
The look on his face was priceless

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we2areawesome
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November 30, 2013 10:58am UTC

Last night I forgot what milk was called so I called it
Cereal water.
CEREAL WATER.

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24601*
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September 22, 2013 7:05pm UTC

Me:(playing mine craft)
Me: I need a bucket....
Mom:Thats a good idea! Then you wont have to leave your room to take a crap.
Me:
Mom:
Steve:
Cow:
Nemo:
Stitch:
Stephano:
Me: That is a good idea...
mq

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kitkat929m
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March 26, 2013 5:59pm UTC

Status: Drinking chocolate milk in a bag.

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Red dragon*
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July 27, 2013 5:55pm UTC

You know you weren’t an ordinary child
When you didn’t blow bubbles in your milk

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DunGoofed
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January 21, 2014 12:50am UTC

My dad calls chocolate milk nectar of the gods.

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someoneinhiding

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August 26, 2013 9:41am UTC

You are about to make your morning bowl of lucky charms when you see that you are all out of milk. Frantically you rush to the store. Once you get to the milk section thought there is only this one small section of some purple liquid labeled as milk. But you aren't so sure so you ask the cashier about it. He reassures you that it tastes the same as normal milk it just looks different because the new brand makes it that way. But you aren't so sure. You look at it for a few more minutes and decide just to go across the street to the gas station and grab some normal milk.
And this ladies and gentlemen is how rac.sm was born... because people are afraid of the unknown and fear drives people to overcome and take control... before they even check the ingredients and see what it is all about.

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Dishonored*
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July 28, 2013 2:11am UTC

Friend: What does cereal say to milk?
Friend: You make me wet ;)
Friend: Ow, grandma stop hitting me!

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*_*
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April 25, 2013 7:33pm UTC

Joke i saw on my milk cartoon:
Why was the orange and apple alone?
Because the banana split!
Haha. That is so funny. -_-

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appleloop*
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February 5, 2014 7:42pm UTC

There are more grains of sand in the soles of your shoes than you will be given winters to dream or summers to make those dreams real. And there are more stars in the sky than there are grains of sand on Earth. We live in a universe so big that a dying star, in the greater scheme of things, is as significant as spilled milk or an unkissed kiss. In an infinite amount of time, everything that can be forgotten, will be forgotten. In infinity, spilled milk and dying stars matter the same. And if you're just someone brushing your teeth late at night or you're a planet breathing your last breath as you disappear into a black hole, everything you do matters just the same. Every breath you take is as important or unimportant as the sun in the sky or the moon in the night.

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DuckRepairer
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June 10, 2013 6:36am UTC

I know milk does good for the body but D.A.M.N. how much did you drink?

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NeverFadingBeauty*
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September 5, 2013 1:53pm UTC

Fun Fact # 3
The most money ever paid for a cow in an auction was $1.3 million.
Whoa..o.o That is some expensive bovine..
See millionaires drink milk too :D
♥

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Bitter_Sweet
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May 12, 2013 2:26pm UTC

The closest I've come to murder
is holding my Oreos under the milk until the bubbles stop.

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iambubbles
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July 24, 2013 12:18pm UTC

I feel bad for the guy who invented milk...
He would have to explain what he was doing to the cow.

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fruitsbasket
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August 3, 2013 7:21pm UTC

Don't cry over spilt milk, young Billy.
I whisper as a pour milk in his eyes.

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