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Milk Quotes

  1. mars* mars*
    posted a quote
    December 30, 2017 7:06pm UTC
    i lifted the wet silk close to my eyes, and then closer still.
    I had misread the blue word embroidered on the yellow silk.
    it was not Beloved.
    i had invented a word that was not there.
    beheaded.
    it was beaheaded.
    .

  2. Losing It * Losing It *
    posted a quote
    April 26, 2015 9:34pm UTC
    "All the world's a stage/And all the men and women merely players"
    No Shakespeare stop.
    If all the world were a stage
    I would walk around constantly shaking
    because of my immense stage fright.
    All the world is a carton of milk
    If we don't do something with it soon
    It'll spoil

  3. PrimarilyParamore* PrimarilyParamore*
    posted a quote
    July 28, 2014 2:30am UTC
    ALPHABET OF ME
    [A]vailable: yup
    [B]irthday: Oct 5th
    [C]rush: Jeremy a.k.a Josh Ramsay
    [D]rink you last had: Milk
    [E]asiest person to talk to: my BFF Robyn
    [F]avorite genre of music: Pop Punk
    [G]ummy bears or gummy worms: GUMMY BEARS
    [H]ad your first kiss: Nope. Taylor Swift lied (I'm 15 and still haven't been kissed so...)
    [I]nstrument: I like to play the cello! (Really I just sing, air guitar, and drums)
    [J]uice: Grape OR Watermelon Arizona
    [K]illed someone: Not yet
    [L]ongest trip: 12 hours by plane from Chicago to Ireland
    [M]ilkshake flavor: cookies and cream
    [N]umber of siblings: 2
    [O]ne wish: Perfect grades. (& proud parents.)
    [P]erson who holds the best memories with you: Robyn :D
    [Q]uiet or loud: mostly quiet
    [R]easons to smile: Tumblr, friends, family, summer
    [S]ong: At this moment, A Little Less "Sixteen Candles", a Little More "Touch Me"- Fall Out Boy.
    [T]ime you woke up: dunno Late
    [U]mbrella: Red like the Mayday Parade man
    [V]egetable: corn
    [W]arm at the moment:somewhat not as much as I'd like to be
    [X]-rays you've had: quite a few
    [Y]our favorite animal: Elephant ♥
    [Z]odiac sign: Libra!

  4. Michelle Parker * Michelle Parker *
    posted a quote
    June 11, 2014 1:36pm UTC
    We Go Together Like Oreos And Milk

  5. livelaflove livelaflove
    posted a quote
    May 24, 2014 11:03pm UTC
    Confession:
    I pour the milk before the cereal
    pleasedontkillme

  6. ARoomThatIsAHouse ARoomThatIsAHouse
    posted a quote
    May 14, 2014 10:58am UTC
    Milk

  7. *crybaby* *crybaby*
    posted a quote
    March 12, 2014 2:05am UTC
    *follows dreams*
    *dreams don't follow back*
    *unfollows dreams*

  8. capsized* capsized*
    posted a quote
    March 7, 2014 10:53pm UTC
    no hømo
    whole hømo
    2% hømo
    skim hømo
    soy hømo
    almond hømo
    coconut hømo
    rice hømo
    butter hømo
    #i can't believe it's not hømo

  9. appleloop* appleloop*
    posted a quote
    February 5, 2014 7:42pm UTC
    There are more grains of sand in the soles of your shoes than you will be given winters to dream or summers to make those dreams real. And there are more stars in the sky than there are grains of sand on Earth. We live in a universe so big that a dying star, in the greater scheme of things, is as significant as spilled milk or an unkissed kiss. In an infinite amount of time, everything that can be forgotten, will be forgotten. In infinity, spilled milk and dying stars matter the same. And if you're just someone brushing your teeth late at night or you're a planet breathing your last breath as you disappear into a black hole, everything you do matters just the same. Every breath you take is as important or unimportant as the sun in the sky or the moon in the night.

  10. flyingbacon7 flyingbacon7
    posted a quote
    February 2, 2014 10:53pm UTC
    So my dad was in a rush
    And he was pouring milk
    and my dad is a pretty plain guy and doesn't eat or drink exotic things
    Well he accidently poured my almond milk
    Instead of regular milk
    The look on his face was priceless

  11. DunGoofed DunGoofed
    posted a quote
    January 21, 2014 12:50am UTC
    My dad calls chocolate milk nectar of the gods.

  12. glitter on my hands* glitter on my hands*
    posted a quote
    December 19, 2013 4:14pm UTC
    "Don't judge"
    I say as I drink milk with a spoon.
    "Cause like yolo, man."

  13. CrazyChrista CrazyChrista
    posted a quote
    December 16, 2013 1:08pm UTC
    What if soy milk is just regular milk that is just introducing himself im spanish?

  14. we2areawesome we2areawesome
    posted a quote
    November 30, 2013 10:58am UTC
    Last night I forgot what milk was called so I called it
    Cereal water.
    CEREAL WATER.

  15. Emacy Emacy
    posted a quote
    November 16, 2013 3:52pm UTC
    Once, a big fat frog and a lively little frog were hopping along together, when they had the misfortune to jump straight into a pail of fresh milk. They swam for hours and hours, hoping to get out somehow; but the sides of the pail were steep and slippery and death seemed certain.
    When the big frog got exhausted, he lost courage. There seemed no hope of rescue. “Why keep struggling against the inevitable? I can’t swim any longer,” he moaned.
    “Keep on! keep on!” urged the little frog, who was still circling the pail. But the big frog decided it was no use. “Little Brother, we may as well give up,” he gasped,
    “I’m going to quit struggling.”
    Now only the little frog was left. He thought to himself,
    “Well, to give up is to be dead, so I will keep on swimming.”
    Two more hours passed and the tiny legs of the determined little frog were almost paralyzed with exhaustion. It seemed as if he could not keep moving for another minute. But then he thought of his dead friend, and repeated, “To give up is to be meat for someone’s table, so I’ll keep on paddling until I die-if death is to come-but I will not cease trying-‘while there’s life there’s hope!’”
    Intoxicated with determination, the little frog kept on, around and around and around the pail, chopping the milk into white waves.
    After a while, just as he felt completely numb and thought he was about to drown, he suddenly felt something solid under him. To his astonishment, he saw that all his kicking had changed the consistency of the milkd he'd been swimming in and he was resting on a lump of butter
    And so the successful little frog leaped out of the milk pail to
    freedom.

  16. DunGoofed DunGoofed
    posted a quote
    November 7, 2013 3:25pm UTC
    You pour a bowl of cereal, realize you have no milk, eat the cereal anyway.

  17. 24601* 24601*
    posted a quote
    September 22, 2013 7:05pm UTC
    Me:(playing mine craft)
    Me: I need a bucket....
    Mom:Thats a good idea! Then you wont have to leave your room to take a crap.
    Me:
    Mom:
    Steve:
    Cow:
    Nemo:
    Stitch:
    Stephano:
    Me: That is a good idea...
    mq

  18. Eska Eska
    posted a quote
    September 16, 2013 9:21pm UTC
    The guy who discovered milk..
    What was he doing to the cow?

  19. elephants_are_cool* elephants_are_cool*
    posted a quote
    September 13, 2013 4:20pm UTC
    bro what if soy milk is just regular milk introducing itself in spanish

  20. NeverFadingBeauty* NeverFadingBeauty*
    posted a quote
    September 5, 2013 1:53pm UTC
    Fun Fact # 3
    The most money ever paid for a cow in an auction was $1.3 million.
    Whoa..o.o That is some expensive bovine..
    See millionaires drink milk too :D

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