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DuckRepairer

1. DuckRepairer
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   November 18, 2014 8:46pm UTC
   Your ex asking if you can still be friends after a break- up is like a kidnapper telling you to keep in touch.
   
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2. DuckRepairer
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   November 18, 2014 8:12am UTC
   Travel the planet with me.
   
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3. DuckRepairer
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   November 17, 2014 11:09am UTC
   Our love is friendship that caught fire.
   
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4. DuckRepairer
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   November 14, 2014 10:13am UTC
   *Trying to flirt with my crush*
   Him: You're blocking my view
   Me: I am the view
   
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5. DuckRepairer
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   November 12, 2014 9:15pm UTC
   I think I like girls and I'm a girl.
   This made me scared :'(
   (this can't be)
   And now I'm deluding myself that this phase will pass anytime soon.
   It should be and must be.
   
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6. DuckRepairer
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   November 11, 2014 10:45am UTC
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7. DuckRepairer
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   October 21, 2014 8:04am UTC
   Fun Fact: Today's my birthday.
   *fishing for attention*
   
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8. DuckRepairer
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   September 29, 2014 9:34am UTC
   5 more hours and I can start behaving normally again.
   
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9. DuckRepairer
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   September 19, 2014 7:18am UTC
   There's no such thing as a bad idea. Just poor executed ones.
   -Damon Salvatore
   
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10. DuckRepairer
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    August 21, 2014 10:34am UTC
    I feel bad for a giraffe who has to throw up.
    
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11. DuckRepairer
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    August 21, 2014 7:55am UTC
    I danced like no one is watching.....
    I regret it.
    
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12. DuckRepairer
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    August 21, 2014 7:51am UTC
    When you realize you’ve been pronouncing a word wrong your whole life.... -_-
    
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13. DuckRepairer
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    August 10, 2014 9:36am UTC
    Society has put an unnecessary amount of effort into the advancement of yogurt...
    
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14. DuckRepairer
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    August 10, 2014 9:31am UTC
    I want another puppy.
    
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15. DuckRepairer
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    August 7, 2014 11:51am UTC
    I am not bad. I am just dangerously awful.
    
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16. DuckRepairer
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    August 1, 2014 1:09pm UTC
    When you get comfy in bed
    and realize you forgot to do something.
    -_-
    
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17. DuckRepairer
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    August 1, 2014 12:44pm UTC
    Tempt me Devil, teach me what you think I need
    
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18. DuckRepairer
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    May 29, 2014 5:02am UTC
    Clean, white shirt matched with tattered jeans.
    Two words: Super hot.
    
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19. DuckRepairer
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    May 29, 2014 4:21am UTC
    "I like seeing you beg. Do it again" >:-)
    
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20. DuckRepairer
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    March 25, 2014 12:31pm UTC
    You know you’re stupid when you wake someone up by asking if they’re asleep.
    
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