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DuckRepairer

Status: fuzzy socks are LIFE.

Member Since: 13 May 2013 10:00am

Last Seen: 14 Feb 2016 09:23am

Location: Been here. Been there. Been everywhere.

user id: 360088

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Bumbling in her own merry beat.
  1. DuckRepairer DuckRepairer
    posted a quote
    November 18, 2014 8:46pm UTC
    Your ex asking if you can still be friends after a break- up is like a kidnapper telling you to keep in touch.

  2. DuckRepairer DuckRepairer
    posted a quote
    November 18, 2014 8:12am UTC
    Travel the planet with me.

  3. DuckRepairer DuckRepairer
    posted a quote
    November 17, 2014 11:09am UTC
    Our love is friendship that caught fire.

  4. DuckRepairer DuckRepairer
    posted a quote
    November 14, 2014 10:13am UTC
    *Trying to flirt with my crush*
    Him: You're blocking my view
    Me: I am the view

  5. DuckRepairer DuckRepairer
    posted a quote
    November 12, 2014 9:15pm UTC
    I think I like girls and I'm a girl.
    This made me scared :'(
    (this can't be)
    And now I'm deluding myself that this phase will pass anytime soon.
    It should be and must be.

  6. DuckRepairer DuckRepairer
    posted a quote
    November 11, 2014 10:45am UTC
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  7. DuckRepairer DuckRepairer
    posted a quote
    October 21, 2014 8:04am UTC
    Fun Fact: Today's my birthday.
    *fishing for attention*

  8. DuckRepairer DuckRepairer
    posted a quote
    September 29, 2014 9:34am UTC
    5 more hours and I can start behaving normally again.

  9. DuckRepairer DuckRepairer
    posted a quote
    September 19, 2014 7:18am UTC
    There's no such thing as a bad idea. Just poor executed ones.
    -Damon Salvatore

  10. DuckRepairer DuckRepairer
    posted a quote
    August 21, 2014 10:34am UTC
    I feel bad for a giraffe who has to throw up.

  11. DuckRepairer DuckRepairer
    posted a quote
    August 21, 2014 7:55am UTC
    I danced like no one is watching.....
    I regret it.

  12. DuckRepairer DuckRepairer
    posted a quote
    August 21, 2014 7:51am UTC
    When you realize you’ve been pronouncing a word wrong your whole life.... -_-

  13. DuckRepairer DuckRepairer
    posted a quote
    August 10, 2014 9:36am UTC
    Society has put an unnecessary amount of effort into the advancement of yogurt...

  14. DuckRepairer DuckRepairer
    posted a quote
    August 10, 2014 9:31am UTC
    I want another puppy.

  15. DuckRepairer DuckRepairer
    posted a quote
    August 7, 2014 11:51am UTC
    I am not bad. I am just dangerously awful.

  16. DuckRepairer DuckRepairer
    posted a quote
    August 1, 2014 1:09pm UTC
    When you get comfy in bed
    and realize you forgot to do something.
    -_-

  17. DuckRepairer DuckRepairer
    posted a quote
    August 1, 2014 12:44pm UTC
    Tempt me Devil, teach me what you think I need

  18. DuckRepairer DuckRepairer
    posted a quote
    May 29, 2014 5:02am UTC
    Clean, white shirt matched with tattered jeans.
    Two words: Super hot.

  19. DuckRepairer DuckRepairer
    posted a quote
    May 29, 2014 4:21am UTC
    "I like seeing you beg. Do it again" >:-)

  20. DuckRepairer DuckRepairer
    posted a quote
    March 25, 2014 12:31pm UTC
    You know you’re stupid when you wake someone up by asking if they’re asleep.

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