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Red dragon*

1. Red dragon*
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   April 5, 2014 11:20am UTC
   Pizza the only thing that helps us understand fractions
   
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2. Red dragon*
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   April 5, 2014 7:10am UTC
   Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.
   
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3. Red dragon*
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   December 8, 2013 11:12am UTC
   McDonald's has a secret menu.
   
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4. Red dragon*
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   December 7, 2013 6:30pm UTC
   "Beauty is so overrated" says beautiful people.
   
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5. Red dragon*
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   December 6, 2013 5:45pm UTC
   I don't like putting my quotes under the category "funny" because I'm worried people won't find it funny.
   
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6. Red dragon*
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   December 6, 2013 5:42pm UTC
   Do you ever think Rudolf just has a really bad cold.
   
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7. Red dragon*
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   December 5, 2013 2:02pm UTC
   The moon is always in the sky in case the sun decided to take a break.
   
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8. Red dragon*
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   December 5, 2013 12:50pm UTC
   Myself and I hate me, but I say screw all of you.
   
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9. Red dragon*
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   December 4, 2013 5:39pm UTC
   I'm not shy I just don't know what to say to you
   
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10. Red dragon*
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    December 4, 2013 5:35pm UTC
    Sometimes I feel like our life is only a dream by a blob
    
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11. Red dragon*
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    December 4, 2013 3:56pm UTC
    When I walk into a shop and see a manican I automatically think it's a real person.
    
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12. Red dragon*
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    December 4, 2013 3:52pm UTC
    "Don't look at me like that" I say while staring at a stuffed animal.
    
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13. Red dragon*
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    December 4, 2013 12:27pm UTC
    I just got my hair stuck in Christmas lights.
    
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14. Red dragon*
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    December 3, 2013 5:26pm UTC
    *looks around* "maby life isnt so bad after all" *gets hit by a bus*
    "aww barnacles"
    
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15. Red dragon*
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    December 3, 2013 2:47pm UTC
    I leave my window open so my elephant can come in when he gets lonely.
    
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16. Red dragon*
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    December 3, 2013 12:07pm UTC
    Aww I forgot what I was about to say.
    
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17. Red dragon*
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    December 3, 2013 11:52am UTC
    Friends are like potatoes when you eat them they die.
    
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18. Red dragon*
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    December 2, 2013 2:10pm UTC
    Love you yesterday, miss you today, forget you tomorrow.
    
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19. Red dragon*
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    December 2, 2013 2:05pm UTC
    Just sitting at the back of the classroom drawings giraffe with wings.
    
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20. Red dragon*
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    December 2, 2013 1:52pm UTC
    The reason we have stars is to wish for a better life.The reason we have rainbows is to show us how beautiful are life really is.
    
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