Best Man Quotes This Week

happiest*
posted a quote
August 21, 2013 2:09pm UTC

what i’m looking for in a man:
will lend me his hoodies
good sense of humor
is a cutie patootie
will slay my enemies in a brutal display of violence and paint his face with their blood good taste in music

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isitonlyme
posted a quote
November 8, 2013 5:53pm UTC

My Thoughts At School
Me: dont touch me im beyonce
Me: how would people react if i started to sing that song from the lion king
Me: the one thats like BAASOWENYAAMAMABEATSEBABAH
Me: maybe if i hit my head hard enough on my desk ill die
Me: Step on the back of my shoe one more time in this hallway and I will cut you
Me: I don't like you.
Me: hate, hate, hate, hate, hate, hate, double hate, loathe entirely.
Me: I should just become homeschooled..
Me: my locker isnt opening..
Me: CALL THE POLICE
Me: CALL OBAMA
Me: MY LOCKER IS NOT OPENING, I REPEAT NOT OPENING
Me: What if i dont get to my class on time, and get a bad grade, and dont graduate, and dont have a family, and become homeless..
Me: oh, wrong locker.
Me: ok time for math.
Me: ewwww.. a substitute.
Me: are you assigning more homework really
Me: do you not understand i have an unpopular blog to run
Me: you are a theif of joy
Me: i cant wait to go home and complain about you all
Me: omg i bet im missing so much on the internet right now
Me: i can almost taste the internet
Me: im hungry
Me: do I say hi to you too
Me: or do I just awkwardly smile
Me: too late, awkward smile it is
Me: dear lord, please move out of my way
Me: Its like youre begging me to hate you all.
Me: OH MY GOD CAN YOU PLEASE JUST MOVE
Me: theres too many people on this earth
Me: we need a new plauge
Me: why is this kid talking to me
Me: just do the jenna marbles face..
Me: thats right..just walk away...
posted this a year ago, so i added more and reposted :)

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
March 28, 2013 9:07pm UTC

Try to imagine life without timekeeping. You probably can't.
You know the month, the year, the day of the week. There is a clock on your wall or the dashboard of your car. You have a schedule, a calendar, a time for dinner or a movie. Yet, all around you, timekeeping is ignored. Birds are not late. A dog does not check it's watch. Deers do not fret over passing birthdays. And, because of this, man alone suffers a paralyzing fear that no other creature endures.
A fear of time running out.

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isitonlyme
posted a quote
November 8, 2013 5:55pm UTC

me in my head: GET OUT OF MY WAY, PEASANTS. ONE FABULOUS B/TCH IS COMIN THROUGH.
me in real life: *awkwardly dodges people people and trips into hall*

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ShortGirlsDoItBetter
posted a quote
May 21, 2013 5:26pm UTC

He looked at her like a
blind man seeing the sun for the first time

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dooosh
posted a quote
April 13, 2013 5:47pm UTC

Some people are so desperate for a top quote these days. They'll do literally anything.

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Jordan.*
posted a quote
January 24, 2014 11:59am UTC

"Everybody is
a genius.
But if
you judge a
fish
by its ability
to climb
a tree, it will
live
its whole life
believing
that it
is
stupid."
-Albert Einstein.

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Jordan.*
posted a quote
January 10, 2014 8:41pm UTC

Silence
is better
than bullsh/t.

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Fay*
posted a quote
February 10, 2014 2:04pm UTC

That awkward moment when
you spell a word so wrong
that even autocorrect is like
"l got nothing man..."

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mtndewhm*
posted a quote
December 11, 2013 7:24pm UTC

Girl: Do I have cramps or has my appendix exploded
Girl: Does my boob hurt or am I having a heart attack
Girl: Am I on my period or is this internal bleeding
Girl: These are our struggles
Boy: Thinking dirty thoughts and getting an erection in awkward situations
Boy: The struggles of a man
Girl: Boo hoo
Girl: Thinking of my naked grandma isn't going to suck the blood back into my vågina

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help_me_im_drowning
posted a quote
July 13, 2013 2:13pm UTC

Just because she's not your type of skinny, doesn't mean shes not perfect.
Just because he's depressed doesn't mean hes insane.
Just because she dressed how she wants, doesn't mean shes an outcast.
Just because he cries, doesn't mean hes not a man.
Just because she cuts, doesnt mean shes attention seeking.
Just because hes gay, doesn't mean he has no rights.
Society is horrible, everyone is perfect in their own way.
Stop juding them!

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emilygm*
posted a quote
September 5, 2013 8:57am UTC

If a man says you're ugly, he's being mean.
If a woman says you're ugly, she's envious.
If a little kid says you're ugly, you're ugly.
format by dance818

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dontsellyourselfshort
posted a quote
February 22, 2013 8:19pm UTC

do not erase credit or make invisible.
TOO YOUNG, TOO DUMB TO REALIZE
that I should've bought you flowers and held you hand
should've gave you all my hours when I had the chance
take you to every party cause all you wanted to do was dance
n o w m y b a b y ' s d a n c i n g , b u t s h e ' s d a n c i n g w i t h a n ot h e r m a n . </3
DO NOT ERASE THE FORMAT CREDIT OR MAKE IT INVISIBLE© format by: dontsellyourselfshort

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*Freedom*
posted a quote
October 26, 2013 11:43pm UTC

‘‘Hell is empty and all the devils are here,’’
- Shakespeare

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gray22
posted a quote
April 14, 2013 4:12pm UTC

Thank others for your success.
Just don't blame them for your mistakes.
~my quote~

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SmileyFacesAreAmazing
posted a quote
August 28, 2014 10:45am UTC

♥♥♥ BE BRAVE, MY DARLING.
YOU HAVE FACED DARK TIMES BEFORE
anD You'Re sTill heRe now ♥♥♥

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silvergirl
posted a quote
August 28, 2013 2:21pm UTC

A real man never hurts a woman.Be very careful when you make a woman cry.Because God counts her tears.The woman came out of man's rib.Not from his feet to be walked on.Not from his head to be superior.But from his side to be equal.Under the arm to be protected.And next to the heart to be loved.

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seafoam*
posted a quote
August 24, 2015 6:47pm UTC

Man is the only
CREATURE WHO REFUSES
to be what he is.

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collapse*
posted a quote
September 21, 2013 7:35pm UTC

Look me in the eyes
and tell me with no lies
THAT YOU FEEL THE SAME
››› look me in the eyes
and tell me with no lies
that you can be a better man
BUT I DON'T THINK YOU COULD
Please don't remove thiIS

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doublesidedice
posted a quote
March 4, 2013 9:32pm UTC

If he hurts you and lies when he says sorry... he's not worth it. Leave him and go find a respectful man.

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