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My Thoughts At School
Me: dont touch me im beyonce
Me: how would people react if i started to sing that song from the lion king
Me: the one thats like BAASOWENYAAMAMABEATSEBABAH

Me: maybe if i hit my head hard enough on my desk ill die
Me: Step on the back of my shoe one more time in this hallway and I will cut you
Me: I don't like you.
Me: hate, hate, hate, hate, hate, ha
te, double hate, loathe entirely.
Me: I should just become homeschooled..
Me: my locker isnt opening..
Me: CALL THE POLICE
Me: CALL OBAMA
Me: MY LOCKER IS NOT OPENING, I REPEAT NOT OPENING
Me: What if i dont get to my class on time, and get a bad grade, and dont graduate, and dont have a family, and become homeless..
Me: oh, wrong locker.
Me: ok time for math.
Me: ewwww.. a substitute.
Me: are you assigning more homework really
Me: do you not understand i have an unpopular blog to run
Me: you are a theif of joy
Me: i cant wait to go home and complain about you all
Me: omg i bet im missing so much on the internet right now
Me: 
i can almost taste the internet
Me: im hungry
Me: do I say hi to you too
Me: or do I just awkwardly smile
Me: too late, awkward smile it is

Me: dear lord, please move out of my way
Me: Its like youre begging me to hate you all.
Me: OH MY GOD CAN YOU PLEASE JUST MOVE
Me: theres too many people on this earth
Me: we need a new plauge
Me: why is this kid talking to me
Me: just do the jenna marbles face..
Me: thats right..just walk away...

posted this a year ago, so i added more and reposted :)


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