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Jenny*

1. Jenny*
   posted a quote
   November 10, 2013 3:36pm UTC
   When I find out that the guy
   I like is gay
   I’m like
   how could you,
   you
   female dog.
   
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2. Jenny*
   posted a quote
   November 10, 2013 3:29pm UTC
   boys at my scjool
   99% ugly
   1% hot
   wait nevermind,100% ugly
   
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3. Jenny*
   posted a quote
   November 9, 2013 12:46pm UTC
   When you’re at starbucks and the cashier
   writes your name wrong
   Now you can’t take a picture of the cup cause she spelled your name wrong.
   Teehee
   
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4. Jenny*
   posted a quote
   November 8, 2013 8:37pm UTC
   Having a bad day there’s a Taylor Swift song for that.
   
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5. Jenny*
   posted a quote
   November 8, 2013 8:33pm UTC
   Sometimes I sing like Shakira
   
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6. Jenny*
   posted a quote
   November 8, 2013 8:31pm UTC
   this quote is unavailable at this is time but, you can still fave it
   
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7. Jenny*
   posted a quote
   November 8, 2013 8:29pm UTC
   When I Sing I brake windows
   
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8. Jenny*
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   November 8, 2013 7:58pm UTC
   If I was a rapper my name would be SirRuinsRhymes
   
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9. Jenny*
   posted a quote
   November 8, 2013 5:46pm UTC
   i WAnnA SEe You BE
   b R a v E
   
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10. Jenny*
    posted a quote
    November 8, 2013 4:33pm UTC
    Saved bythe
    Bell.
    
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11. Jenny*
    posted a quote
    November 8, 2013 4:30pm UTC
    Storyofmylife.
    ♥
    
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12. Jenny*
    posted a quote
    November 8, 2013 4:22pm UTC
    *When I ask my math teacher a question*
    Me:I don’t get it
    Math Teacher:Well you,blah,blah,blah,blah,blah,bla
    Me:OHHHHHHHHHHHHHH,I get it
    *Teacher walks away*
    *Whisper*
    Me: I don’t get it.
    
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13. Jenny*
    posted a quote
    November 8, 2013 4:11pm UTC
    *At restaurant*
    Waitress: Hi I’m Kelly, tonight I’ll be taking care of you.
    Anything to drink?
    Me:*Whisper* She’ll be taking care of me
    *Burst into laughter*
    
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