Lame Quotes

DoctorCumstains
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November 23, 2013 1:32am UTC

I can smell your lame ♥

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XxSecretsWorthKeepingxX
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November 18, 2013 2:15am UTC

¡ʇɐɥʇ ǝʞıl pɐǝɥ ɹnoʎ ɥʇıʍ ǝʇnɔ ʞool noʎ ʇ,uop `ʍʍɐ

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spence*
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November 17, 2013 12:07pm UTC

there’s a me in lame for a reason

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zer0*
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November 17, 2013 9:35am UTC

i'm basically just useless facts and sadness
in a sack of flesh wow appealing much amaze date me pls

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Losing It *
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November 16, 2013 6:18pm UTC

Friend: You need to be more boldMe: But i want to be italicized Me: Oooooh see what I did there?!

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zer0*
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November 15, 2013 4:58pm UTC

does anyone volunteer 2 be my friend
i'm sort of lame i can be cool though
im so hip i'm basically a pelvis
ok no
i have a good music taste though
friends pls????

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kristabff
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November 13, 2013 7:29pm UTC

Today in science
we got a worksheet and the title of it was "The Bare Essentials of Polarity" and it was about atoms and stuff but it was put into a comic with polar bears and so I crossed out "Bare" and put "Bear" and I showed my science teacher and he did not laugh at all

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magesticceecee
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November 12, 2013 8:10pm UTC

ways trust people who like big buts . . . THEY CANNOT LIE ♥

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Breeze
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November 11, 2013 5:31pm UTC

power ranger guy: mega rangers, mega win!

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AnaCastro196
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November 11, 2013 3:14pm UTC

When Peter Pan punches,
they Neverland.

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KingdomMinded16
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November 8, 2013 4:48pm UTC

I never have anyone to fangirl with because no one likes the same music as me.
fml.

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BravoSierra
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November 3, 2013 10:34pm UTC

me: *wakes up with one sock*
me: whoa crazy night last night

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TheAmazingSoren
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November 3, 2013 5:17am UTC

I love my crazy, goofy, stupid, gorgeous, weird, lame, socially challenged friends.

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kristabff
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October 30, 2013 5:15pm UTC

It's Halloween time again.
I guess you could say that's deja boo.

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xxxhannahxxx
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October 26, 2013 9:39pm UTC

Witty: Post a Funny Joke
Me: Knock Knock
Who's there?
Cows
Cows who?
Cows don't Hoo they Moo!
Haha sometimes I crack myself up because I'm so funny :)
*I noticed that I'm lame so now I'll just go sit in a corner and eat food*

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bone
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October 26, 2013 10:24am UTC

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loveishope123
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October 24, 2013 2:54am UTC

Steve: "witty is more fun with your friend." Me: "heck no its not. Witty is where i go to get away from people I know."

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SkittlesGirl
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October 23, 2013 9:45pm UTC

Ad: iPad Air has arrived worldwide ! Come and order yours now!
Me: What's so special about it ? does it like fly ? or fly around you like a pet ?
Mother: Huh ?
Father: O.o
Sister: wha......
Brother: *Face palms*
Obama: .....
1D:........
cat: me......ow....
Dog:*stares at me*
Me:.... ugh.... *flies to Mexico, changes my name yo SosndodnjdTornado, and sits at home with 78937 cats*

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Serendipity *
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October 23, 2013 10:17am UTC

Americans are people Europle didn't l i ke
I g u e s s y o u c a n c a l l t h e m A m e r i c a n r e j e c t s...
I m s o l a m e

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SkittlesGirl
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October 22, 2013 5:37pm UTC

No, I am not gonna shut the fck up, I'm defending myself!

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