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  1. Dishonored* Dishonored*
    posted a quote
    January 20, 2016 4:19pm UTC
    [me, flirting]me: so, haha, I have a $2.50 subway giftcardme: wanna go dutch on a 6-inch? ;)

  2. ElizabethLmtlss ElizabethLmtlss
    posted a quote
    December 29, 2015 4:34am UTC
    Remember that one time.
    When I was cool?
    Me neither.

  3. Dishonored* Dishonored*
    posted a quote
    November 13, 2015 11:29pm UTC
    people's opinions and lives are very important to me.
    I come off as a b.itch a lot of the time, very cold and such.
    but I actually care a lot. I care more about other people
    than I do myself. Which sucks, because it makes me
    so miserable. like, I want to quit school so bad, but whenever
    I make the decision, my teachers are all like "no, come on!
    you can do it, you're so smart. I believe in you!"
    and then I feel so guilty about quitting I just get really
    stressed to the point of not doing any school work anyway.

  4. Dishonored* Dishonored*
    posted a quote
    October 21, 2015 3:18pm UTC
    I was on my way back from the deli when Mama by MCR started playing. Now, my location on here says amish country and it is dead serious. In my area, there is pretty much Christians, Menonites, and Amish (except teenagers, then we got quite a few atheists.) Anyway, there were a group of menonites walking on the road (in case y'all don't know, menonites are like.. modern amish.. or that's what I like to call it. they drive cars and have electricity. but still extremely religious. they have coverings vs bonnets but city people still call menonites amish because they can't tell the difference. idk I get "a what??" when I mention menonites a lot so yeah. I spent a lot of my childhood in a menonite church, which yknow is actually quite close to the deli I was talking about.. and the deli is/was menonite owned.) I happened to drive past them at the part of the song that goes "we all go to hell" and well I just found that to be distasteful timing.

  5. Loner_in_Lalaland Loner_in_Lalaland
    posted a quote
    September 9, 2015 1:47am UTC
    Oh I almost forgot I had a Witty=_= I was so Busy I forgot about it. Now I am BACK C: Hope more Ppl are Active now, Out here. Peace out

  6. MaddyWaddy MaddyWaddy
    posted a quote
    June 26, 2015 1:54pm UTC
    this format was made by partie! please only use this for your QUOTES on WITTYPROFILES.COM and do not remove ANY part of the credit; that includes this credit right here and any credit that follows (c) partie
    when things got hard,
    you never put up a fight.
    It was easier for you to walk away
    than to stay and make things better.

  7. babidollnikki babidollnikki
    posted a quote
    June 5, 2015 1:06pm UTC
    Love is literally mental.
    I thought I loved Drake... cheater✔️
    I thought I loved Trevor... abusive, cheater✔️
    I thought I liked Dylan... cheater, and rapist✔️
    I have been broken and hurt time and time again.
    But now I found David. He is honestly the love of my life. No drama. No hurt. He is my world and I am so glad, that even though after each heartbreak I wanted to give up, I held on.
    it gets better

    posted a quote
    May 14, 2015 11:41pm UTC
    People that watch the news and news shows don't Have a life they prefer to worry and give importance to random people and things when they should be worrying about their love ones.

  9. *♥︎Lady Ave♥︎* *♥︎Lady Ave♥︎*
    posted a quote
    April 26, 2015 9:24pm UTC
    f o r m a t | s k a t e r r u l e s 2 3
    Some People's Intelligance Makes
    Me Want To Vomit.

  10. ReganAlexis ReganAlexis
    posted a quote
    February 16, 2015 1:42pm UTC
    Logging onto witty after a year and realizing how dead it is 😫

  11. yepitscatherine yepitscatherine
    posted a quote
    January 20, 2015 8:00pm UTC
    welcome to Helsing Heights
    where vigilante is the new celebrity
    and monsters aren't just things of legend

  12. JakeyMitchell JakeyMitchell
    posted a quote
    December 30, 2014 4:24am UTC
    I like going on people's Profiles and listening to their taste in music,
    Then realising my lame taste in music. Oh the sighs.
    Original by Jake Mitchell (me)

  13. *Elena;~ ♥* *Elena;~ ♥*
    posted a quote
    September 23, 2014 9:51pm UTC
    Girls who think it's cute to act stupid
    need to get hit in the face with a brick

  14. HelloImMatthew HelloImMatthew
    posted a quote
    August 2, 2014 12:00am UTC
    Hi everyone :P

  15. Failure* Failure*
    posted a quote
    July 26, 2014 2:30am UTC
    When the voices go away, you lose control.

  16. Shanaynor Shanaynor
    posted a quote
    June 26, 2014 10:21pm UTC
    *comes back to witty* *reads my old quotes* *cringes*

  17. givemeink givemeink
    posted a quote
    May 23, 2014 11:25pm UTC
    I'm not too wild, you're just lame.

  18. OutrightAwesome OutrightAwesome
    posted a quote
    May 12, 2014 5:17pm UTC
    Someone on Witty:
    "Oh, no matter how many friends I have, I'm so aloooone..."
    Friends to this person:
    "(Awkward Silence)
    ......Nice to know we're appreciated."

  19. ♪♫Losτ Sταrs♫♪* ♪♫Losτ Sταrs♫♪*
    posted a quote
    April 4, 2014 11:21pm UTC
    Being an adult is the lamest
    thing I've ever done in my life.
    would not suggest

  20. zer0* zer0*
    posted a quote
    April 3, 2014 8:17pm UTC
    My story, pt. 2:
    That was my first time SH'ing. I won't go into gory details but, yeah. At 11 years old, I was involved in a drug raid which made my paranoia incredibly bad. I don't feel comfortable going into great detail about my relationship at 13, but I'm sure you could conjure up ideas of what took place. I escaped from that, and by this point, I was in a terrible place. My self harming had intensified and gotten much worse, the cuts no longer scratch-like, but ones requiring stitches. I was full of self hate, and hate towards everyone and everything. I started drinking a lot as a way of coping with what was going on in my mind, and I fell into the wrong crowd of people. These people were very bad for me, I was vulnerable - they noticed that and took advantage of it. Thereafter, I fell into an incredibly deep depression. I couldn't get out of bed. I couldn't eat, or sleep, or shower, or drink. I just layed in bed, staring at a wall, cutting myself up and burning myself with my beloved lighter, and listening to certain songs. I got sicker and sicker, and started having suicidal thoughts. Of course at that time I could never have even attempted suicide, I was too sad. Too sad to kill myself... My family noticed, and I got referred to a doctor. I got diagnosed with depression and borderline personality disorder, at 14.
    My life just went on like that for a long time, self harming, crying, feeling down, feeling suicidal. I eventually did attempt suicide, quite a few times, which isn't something I like to admit. I was sick and I recognised this. I needed to do something about it, I just didn't know what. I felt so helpless, hearing voices and hallucinating daily, tormented with the memories of my past experiences. I sort of had an epiphany one day, I realised I couldn't go on this way. I tried so hard to recover, and I stopped self harming for a whole year. I felt more confident in myself and more positive overall. Things were going okay.
    I slipped up. When I was 15, I picked up the razorblade again. I tore into my body and created more scars, which have faded with time. I was so disappointed in myself and kept falling into spells of depression. My life was literally like an emotional rollercoaster. And so things continued in the way they previously did, until I met someone. If he reads this I know he'll be like 'what the fk? I didn't do anything special.' But in all honesty, he was the person who inspired me to sort of, help myself and turn my life around. He has helped me immensely and I'm so, so grateful for him. I love him. He knows who he is - the most freaking amazing person in my life. It sounds crazy considering the circumstance between us, but I swear, it's true. I'm so thankful for him.
    This has cut a bit short but it's late and I can't be bothered typing more. That's a watered-down version of my life story. At the moment, I'm doing a lot better. I hear voices from time to time but I know how to stop them. I still get down quite often but not nearly as severe as I used to. I actually have realised that I'm not completely worthless, and that I deserve a life. I feel more positive in myself and more positive about most things now. I still have thoughts of self harming when I'm stressed, depressed, angry, sad or anxious, but at the moment I haven't hurt myself for 18 days, and I'm determined to increase that number.
    I'm Pippa and I'm 16 years of age. There isn't really much to me. :)


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